Worst point to walk into a conversation

[garyjacosta]

"And that's one hooker's body that will never be found!"

[SL__72]

"and that was the second time i got crabs"

[LetYouDown]

From my co-worker earlier today, speaking to her husband on the phone:

"Remember when I was on those birth control pills...that whole incident with the dog?"

[PoBoy321]

"And then the rabbi said 'That's not a horse, that's my wife!'"

[jokerthief]

...you repeat any of this to anyone...and I will [censored] kill you.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

"I swear, the next guy who so much as says hi to me..."

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
...you repeat any of this to anyone...and I will [censored] kill you.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm pretty sure you didn't walk in on thw worst part.

[uw_madtown]

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

"He was down on him, there is no mistake about it"

polltard

[kipin]

"YOU STOLE MY [censored] CLOUDSONG"

[Eurotrash]

"So I says to Mabel, I says..."

[SL__72]

[ QUOTE ]
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hillarious. I gotta get that CD back.

[samjjones]

"so when I go to stick it in her, he goes "That's me, you idiot!"

[theghost]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[/ QUOTE ]

Hillarious. I gotta get that CD back.

[/ QUOTE ]

A friend's mother told me a story about saving all summer after highschool and not making enough to start college in the fall. Her father took the money to the track, if he won she could enroll, if not she's basically in the same boat anyway - she'll enroll the next year.
Of course the girl's mother (my friend's grandmother) is enraged and crying, but off the father went to put it all on the line.
He won, and now she's a CPA; and if it weren't for that horse, she wouldn't have spent that year in college.

I sh/t you not.

[Shajen]

awesome.

[jakethebake]

I actually paid a decent chunk of my undergrad tuition from money made off the ponies.

[TheMainEvent]

It's funny, just today I walked past a girl talking on her cellphone. The only part of the conversation I heard:

"No, I'm talking about the one *I* was banging!"

[gorie]

"i'm going to kill the next person i see"

[daryn]

[ QUOTE ]
If it weren't for my hooooorse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

[/ QUOTE ]

[Russ McGinley]

"Yeah, I know! I know! Well, what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna have my testicles laminated!"

[garyjacosta]

Wait.. wait.. wait....
I thought it had to be MY mom to join the MILF club