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DasLeben
08-28-2005, 07:39 AM
This is why British humor pwns.

http://www.stephaniemiller.com/declarationofrevocation.htm
08-28-2005, 08:16 AM
good stuff

my favourite:

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10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips.

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diebitter
08-28-2005, 09:34 AM
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good stuff

my favourite:

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10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call 'French fries' are not real chips.

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Yup, the truth hurts, and humour can be found in suffering.
poker-penguin
08-28-2005, 10:33 AM
Humour? The man was being perfectly serious.
mslif
08-28-2005, 10:44 AM
Being from Europe, this made me laugh out loud. Thanks for the link!
My favorite;
"Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies)."

I am a Rugby fan and this statement is so true /images/graemlins/grin.gif
miajag81
08-28-2005, 12:56 PM
Eh, as long as I don't have to start eating haggis, black pudding and other disgusting British food I guess those guidelines are OK.