Telling your girlfriend your sex life is boring.

I'll tell you what, there is no easy way to do this.

I guess it's a bad idea to tell them when they're bleeding...

Whoops!

Experiences?

[gorie]

i hope this doesn't mean you just killed your girlfriend.

Hahahahaha. Crap. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Easy E]

You're an idiot

[Klepton]

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You're an idiot

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[dynamite]

your an idiot

[diebitter]

Here's both the solution and the cure.

Tell her whilst doing her doggy style, and hold on tight, and don't let go.

[Scotch78]

Guaranteed remedy to kickstart the sex:

Soon as you finish, before you roll off of her, say, "I want you to have my abortion."

Scott

[diebitter]

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Guaranteed remedy to kickstart the sex:

Soon as you finish, before you roll off of her, say, "I want you to have my abortion."

Scott

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Or "I haven't had sex this bad since 5th grade"

You know where to stick it

[craig r]

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Or "I haven't had sex this bad since 5th grade"

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Ahh, the reverse Fight Club line

Marla: I haven't been [censored] like that since grade school.

craig