f****ng crypto retards.

[rheaume]

Texas Hold'em No Limit ($0.15/$0.25)
Seat 3 is the button.
Seat 1: Rojen ($77.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($27.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Retard #1 ($13.10 in chips)
Seat 5: zsazsa ($24.20 in chips)
Seat 6: Chekka ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Tompelito ($22.13 in chips)
Seat 8: TheBorsk ($14.60 in chips)
Seat 9: Red_Bull ($24.75 in chips)
Seat 10: Retard #2 ($40.94 in chips)
zsazsa: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Hero [Ad As]
Chekka: folds
Tompelito: folds
TheBorsk: folds
Red_Bull: folds
Retard #2: calls $0.25
Tompelito sits out
Rojen: calls $0.25
Hero: raises to $1.50
Retard #1: raises to $2.75
zsazsa: folds
Retard #2: calls $2.50
Rojen: folds
Hero: raises to $6
Retard #1: raises to $9.25
Retard #2: calls $6.50
Hero: raises to $27.45 and is all-in
Retard #1: is all-in $3.85
Retard #2: calls $18.20
----- FLOP ----- [3c 9c Kh]
----- TURN ----- [3c 9c Kh][3d]
----- RIVER ----- [3c 9c Kh 3d][Tc]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Hero: shows [Ad As] (Two Pairs, Aces and Threes, King high)
Retard #1: shows [4d 4s] (Two Pairs, Fours and Threes, King high)
Retard #2: shows [Qd Jd] (A Straight, King high)
Retard #2 collected $27.65 from Side pot #1
Retard #2 collected $37.85 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $68.50 Main pot $37.85 Side pot #1 $27.65 | Rake $3
Board [3c 9c Kh 3d Tc]
Seat 1: Rojen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zsazsa (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Chekka folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Tompelito folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TheBorsk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Red_Bull folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 10: Retard #2 showed [Qd Jd] and won ($65.50) with A Straight, King high

there goes all my profit for the last 2 days. i want to strangle newborn kittens.

[yvesaint]

Loc: catching gutshots on the river

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
Loc: catching gutshots on the river

[/ QUOTE ]

oh man, i didnt even realize. i just changed that today. did i jinx myself? apparently so.

[DoomSlice]

[sarcasm]Wow, I've never seen a beat so terrible in my life. And actually you're the first person that I've ever seen lose an all in with Aces. [ /sarcasm]

[yvesaint]

change it to

Loc: posting bad beats

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[sarcasm]Wow, I've never seen a beat so terrible in my life. And actually you're the first person that I've ever seen lose an all in with Aces. [ /sarcasm]

[/ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, i think the point i was trying to prove was WHO CALLS 2 RAISES THEN AN ALL IN WITH QJ PREFLOP

[yvesaint]

[ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, i think the point i was trying to prove was WHO CALLS 2 RAISES THEN AN ALL IN WITH QJ PREFLOP

[/ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, youre trying to prove something with a bad beat post

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, i think the point i was trying to prove was WHO CALLS 2 RAISES THEN AN ALL IN WITH QJ PREFLOP

[/ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, youre trying to prove something with a bad beat post

[/ QUOTE ]

maybe you should just keep your goddamn mouth shut, since youre not adding anything constructive. f**kin troll.

[imported_anacardo]

This whole thread is pretty trollish. I think once you calm down you'll see that you're the one out of line here.

[yvesaint]

[ QUOTE ]

maybe you should just keep your goddamn mouth shut, since youre not adding anything constructive. f**kin troll.

[/ QUOTE ]

and you think this thread is??? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

maybe you should just keep your goddamn mouth shut, since youre not adding anything constructive. f**kin troll.

[/ QUOTE ]

and you think this thread is??? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

YEAH it is constructive. if someone wants the fishiest .15/.25 NLHE game ever, now they know where to go.

so take your totally meanless replies and stick em in your funhole. people like you shouldn't even be able to post. it takes a real man to needle someone on a poker forum after they've already taken a stupid sick beat.

[BruinEric]

[ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, i think the point i was trying to prove was WHO CALLS 2 RAISES THEN AN ALL IN WITH QJ PREFLOP

[/ QUOTE ]

Uhhh...exactly the kind of player that keeps games from devolving into rock-fests or tag-fests.

Uhhh...exactly the kind of player you would prefer to play against.

Uhhh...exactly the kind of player who wants to play small stakes for fun while having a coupla beers and doesn't see this as a part time job.

I'm pretty new to NLHE, and still mostly play low-limit, but the sooner you stop thinking of your opponents as "fxxxing retards" the better it will be for your game and your psyche.

IMHO, if you want to title a thread with F****ng RETARDS, take it to OOT. This board could do with a lot less "retard" smack.

I know you're just venting, but this is a bad beat whine with NC. You got your money in with the best of it and a 65% shot at winning the pot. Good work. Now go spend your Sklansky Bucks on a glass of water and take a break.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

hey, genius, i think the point i was trying to prove was WHO CALLS 2 RAISES THEN AN ALL IN WITH QJ PREFLOP

[/ QUOTE ]

Uhhh...exactly the kind of player that keeps games from devolving into rock-fests or tag-fests.

Uhhh...exactly the kind of player you would prefer to play against.

Uhhh...exactly the kind of player who wants to play small stakes for fun while having a coupla beers and doesn't see this as a part time job.

I'm pretty new to NLHE, and still mostly play low-limit, but the sooner you stop thinking of your opponents as "fxxxing retards" the better it will be for your game and your psyche.

IMHO, if you want to title a thread with F****ng RETARDS, take it to OOT. This board could do with a lot less "retard" smack.

I know you're just venting, but this is a bad beat whine with NC. You got your money in with the best of it and a 65% shot at winning the pot. Good work. Now go spend your Sklansky Bucks on a glass of water and take a break.

[/ QUOTE ]

you guys are dicks. all of you.

i didnt realize part of being a poker player was relishing in other people's bad beats. dicks.

[BruinEric]

If you didn't already realize the bad beat thread posters are mocked mercilessly (and a lot worse than you've received here, BTW) on these forums, now you do.

My post was actually on-point, and intended to remind you what you already surely know: YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOUR AA ALL-INS WITH HANDS LIKE THAT.

If it helps resolve your tilt any, you might want to check out this Hand History you posted where you beat a guy's AA with 53o.

Rheaume can crack Aces too! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=3068465 &Forum=,,,All_Forums,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit= 25&Main=3068465&Search=true&where=&Name=39987&date range=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&b odyprev=#Post3068465)

Why not let the invectives rest? Was calling posters names and players names your purpose for starting this thread? Surely you didn't expect a Steel Magnolias moment amongst all of us?

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]

If it helps resolve your tilt any, you might want to check out this Hand History you posted where you beat a guy's AA with 53o.

Rheaume can crack Aces too! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=3068465 &Forum=,,,All_Forums,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit= 25&Main=3068465&Search=true&where=&Name=39987&date range=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&b odyprev=#Post3068465)


[/ QUOTE ]

2 things

1. you put way too much effort into that. and this thread in general.

2. my cracking aces with a tiny call in the sb with about an entire table full of limpers is absolutely nothing like calling 2 big raises preflop and then an all in with a marginal hand like QJ suited. now shut your hole and get me an iced latte. skim.

[siccjay]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

If it helps resolve your tilt any, you might want to check out this Hand History you posted where you beat a guy's AA with 53o.

Rheaume can crack Aces too! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=3068465 &Forum=,,,All_Forums,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit= 25&Main=3068465&Search=true&where=&Name=39987&date range=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&b odyprev=#Post3068465)


[/ QUOTE ]

2 things

1. you put way too much effort into that. and this thread in general.

2. my cracking aces with a tiny call in the sb with about an entire table full of limpers is absolutely nothing like calling 2 big raises preflop and then an all in with a marginal hand like QJ suited. now shut your hole and get me an iced latte. skim.

[/ QUOTE ]

You got pwned. WHO CALLS A RAISE WITH 35OFF!!!!!!

You suck at life. Stop posting immediatley.

[Percussion]

you sucked that hand you toolbox

[tbach24]

If you lose with aces, then you suck at poker, therefore you suck at poker.

[jacknine]

Unreal!! ONLINE POKER IS RIGGED!

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
you sucked that hand you toolbox

[/ QUOTE ]

are you talking to me? i got all my hand in the pot preflop with pocket aces. yeah, i really screwed that up.

way to be a grownup by the way

[yvesaint]

[ QUOTE ]

way to be a grownup by the way

[/ QUOTE ]

yes, because being grownup means instead of whining to our mommies about bad beats we whine to SSNL!!

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

If it helps resolve your tilt any, you might want to check out this Hand History you posted where you beat a guy's AA with 53o.

Rheaume can crack Aces too! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=ssplnlpoker&Number=3068465 &Forum=,,,All_Forums,,,&Words=&Searchpage=2&Limit= 25&Main=3068465&Search=true&where=&Name=39987&date range=&newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&b odyprev=#Post3068465)


[/ QUOTE ]

2 things

1. you put way too much effort into that. and this thread in general.

2. my cracking aces with a tiny call in the sb with about an entire table full of limpers is absolutely nothing like calling 2 big raises preflop and then an all in with a marginal hand like QJ suited. now shut your hole and get me an iced latte. skim.

[/ QUOTE ]

You got pwned. WHO CALLS A RAISE WITH 35OFF!!!!!!

You suck at life. Stop posting immediatley.

[/ QUOTE ]

thanks for your input, jackass.

see: odds, implied.

[yvesaint]

and the fact that youre trying to defend your bad beat post is absolutely hilarious

[Komodo]

Dont want to ruin your fun, but youre only 65% to win here, so its pretty normal to lose these things frequently.

[Komodo]

</font><blockquote><font class="small">Svar till:</font><hr />
If you didn't already realize the bad beat thread posters are mocked mercilessly (and a lot worse than you've received here, BTW) on these forums, now you do.

My post was actually on-point, and intended to remind you what you already surely know: YOU WANT PEOPLE TO CALL YOUR AA ALL-INS WITH HANDS LIKE THAT.

If it helps resolve your tilt any, you might want to check out this Hand History you posted where you beat a guy's AA with 53o.

Rheaume can crack Aces too! (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Board=ssplnlpoker&amp;Number=3068465 &amp;Forum=,,,All_Forums,,,&amp;Words=&amp;Searchpage=2&amp;Limit= 25&amp;Main=3068465&amp;Search=true&amp;where=&amp;Name=39987&amp;date range=&amp;newerval=&amp;newertype=&amp;olderval=&amp;oldertype=&amp;b odyprev=#Post3068465)

Why not let the invectives rest? Was calling posters names and players names your purpose for starting this thread? Surely you didn't expect a Steel Magnolias moment amongst all of us?

[/ QUOTE ]

That hand was way different. Villain just minibet preflop and let rheaume see the flop cheaply. The money went in after he had hit the straigth. Here everything went in preflop.
Bye the way, dont underestimate the luck factor. Move down in stakes or buy in shorter if such things hurt.

[kyro]

rheaume, no offense, but please shut the hell up. You are being an absolute moron. your post sucked. get the hell over it please.

You went all in with just a pair of Aces?

That's pretty retarded. Anyone can have the other 3, minimum. Only a retard goes all-in when the board pairs. And there's the matter of the straight too.

[Pulp]

Punch yourself in the face until you die.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
Punch yourself in the face until you die.

[/ QUOTE ]

mommy lets you use the internets?

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
You went all in with just a pair of Aces?

That's pretty retarded. Anyone can have the other 3, minimum. Only a retard goes all-in when the board pairs. And there's the matter of the straight too.

[/ QUOTE ]

perhaps you dont know how to read, but iw as all in preflop with a pair of aces.

this must be the subforum all the short bus riders read.

Serious, u need to read more books before you attempt poker. A pair of aces isn't enough for the move you did.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
rheaume, no offense, but i'm a giant asstickler with more issues than national geographic.

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

and no offense taken /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
Serious, u need to read more books before you attempt poker. A pair of aces isn't enough for the move you did.

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously, all in preflop with aces IS such a n00b move. yeah, you're right. tool.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You went all in with just a pair of Aces?

That's pretty retarded. Anyone can have the other 3, minimum. Only a retard goes all-in when the board pairs. And there's the matter of the straight too.

[/ QUOTE ]

perhaps you dont know how to read, but iw as all in preflop with a pair of aces.

this must be the subforum all the short bus riders read.

[/ QUOTE ]

Even worse. You're gambling not playing poker. Dumb move.

[kongo_totte]

Moderator(s) notified In a moment you will be automatically returned to the forum.

[Godfather80]

Thanks for the great thread. Now I've learned where the fishiest $.15/.25 NL games are. Everyone who is complaining that this is just a bad beat thread with no content is wrong. They are just dicks.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You went all in with just a pair of Aces?

That's pretty retarded. Anyone can have the other 3, minimum. Only a retard goes all-in when the board pairs. And there's the matter of the straight too.

[/ QUOTE ]

perhaps you dont know how to read, but iw as all in preflop with a pair of aces.

this must be the subforum all the short bus riders read.

[/ QUOTE ]

Even worse. You're gambling not playing poker. Dumb move.

[/ QUOTE ]

are you bill fillmaff? "you're playing poker. he's playing poker right." i knew i should have waited for KJo.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Serious, u need to read more books before you attempt poker. A pair of aces isn't enough for the move you did.

[/ QUOTE ]

seriously, all in preflop with aces IS such a n00b move. yeah, you're right. tool.

[/ QUOTE ]

What did you think??? That AA is guaranteed to win every time?? You need to know the risk you are taking.

[CourtesyFlush]

I have alerted the media, AA can now lose a pot.

[ QUOTE ]
I have alerted the media, AA can now lose a pot.

[/ QUOTE ]

No way!!!!

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
I have alerted the media, AA can now lose a pot.

[/ QUOTE ]

i have alerted the media. you blow donkeys.

Poker for Dummies. Start with this book first.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
Poker for Dummies. Start with this book first.

[/ QUOTE ]

yes I should always fold my aces preflop. you are so right.

perhaps you could point me to the store where i can buy your bestselling book, "I'm a giant douchenozzle and i live in my mother's basement jacking off to anime." i've heard it's a real barrel of monkeys.

I was in this hand
all the players were having fun with this guy and more when he left

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
I was in this hand
all the players were having fun with this guy and more when he left

[/ QUOTE ]

i hope you had as much fun as i have with the money i regularly steal from all the weak morons on crypto.

[ QUOTE ]
I was in this hand
all the players were having fun with this guy and more when he left

[/ QUOTE ]

I wish I was at it. Easy money.

i like you will you be my poker pal

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I was in this hand
all the players were having fun with this guy and more when he left

[/ QUOTE ]

I wish I was at it. Easy money.

[/ QUOTE ]

your brain is broken.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I was in this hand
all the players were having fun with this guy and more when he left

[/ QUOTE ]

I wish I was at it. Easy money.

[/ QUOTE ]

your brain is broken.

[/ QUOTE ]

You're not ready for poker until you are ready to accept variance. You want game with no luck? Try chess.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I was in this hand
all the players were having fun with this guy and more when he left

[/ QUOTE ]

I wish I was at it. Easy money.

[/ QUOTE ]



your brain is broken.

[/ QUOTE ]
but not as broke as rheaume

[ QUOTE ]
Serious, u need to read more books before you attempt poker. A pair of aces isn't enough for the move you did.

[/ QUOTE ]
What would be enough for the move he made? You do realize this is preflop, he has the NUTS and is getting action. If he didn't get it all in here, I would think he is a terrible player. What would you have done in the situation?

Rheaume, you could make this alot less painful if you didn't insult everyone and ruin the thread.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]

Rheaume, you could make this alot less painful if you didn't insult everyone and ruin the thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

was just returning the favor..

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Serious, u need to read more books before you attempt poker. A pair of aces isn't enough for the move you did.

[/ QUOTE ]
What would be enough for the move he made? You do realize this is preflop, he has the NUTS and is getting action. If he didn't get it all in here, I would think he is a terrible player. What would you have done in the situation?

Rheaume, you could make this alot less painful if you didn't insult everyone and ruin the thread.

[/ QUOTE ]

3 to 5 times the BB with AA.

At the very least he needs to understand that AA is not a sure thing. Therefore, when he loses, he needs to accept that. Yes, in the long run, AA wins. We know that. So if he does the same thing 100,000 times, then yes he is going to show profit (not a huge profit, but a profit). Now, he doesn't have the BR for the long run. So he shouldn't be making this move. Is he too dumb to know this?

[imported_anacardo]

You must have some problem with the order and amount of OP's raises, or something, b/c I can't see how getting all your money in with aces preflop can ever be considered a failure or mistake, regardless of level or bankroll.

I think you need to examine the hand history. He raised to 6 times the BB, pretty much as you recommended. Then someone reraised, and someone called that reraise. Now what do you do?
You obviously aren't folding, and calling would ridiculously stupid. So, just as everyone else would do, he put in another raise, only to get reraised again. Now, you are sitting there with the best possible hand at the time, and are getting serious action from 2 players, why wouldn't you go all in? I think you have to reread the hand history. Every player in this forum be all in in that situation.

I do agree with your second point however. The OP has to understand AA is not a sure thing.

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]
You must have some problem with the order and amount of OP's raises, or something, b/c I can't see how getting all your money in with aces preflop can ever be considered a failure or mistake, regardless of level or bankroll.

[/ QUOTE ]

dont bother, hes just going to call you an idiot and tell you to read some poker books... as if thats even the sure cure for anything

[kongo_totte]

[ QUOTE ]
You must have some problem with the order and amount of OP's raises, or something, b/c I can't see how getting all your money in with aces preflop can ever be considered a failure or mistake, regardless of level or bankroll.

[/ QUOTE ]

Think metagame. Do you see why?

[imported_anacardo]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You must have some problem with the order and amount of OP's raises, or something, b/c I can't see how getting all your money in with aces preflop can ever be considered a failure or mistake, regardless of level or bankroll.

[/ QUOTE ]

Think metagame. Do you see why?

[/ QUOTE ]

You'd better be pulling a fast one on me, you glorious Rock of Ages. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

Consider the metagame advantages of folding aces preflop! I'll let others elaborate...

[rheaume]

[ QUOTE ]

I do agree with your second point however. The OP has to understand AA is not a sure thing.

[/ QUOTE ]

no f***ing sh*t. sherlock. where in my post did i say "OMG I CANT BELIEVE ACES LOST THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THATS EVER HAPPNEED TO ME

there are some many flamers and trolls on this board who obviously have nothing better to do than flame me for posting a hand history. i didnt say anything. just posted the hand history. and called those other players retards. which they obviously are. all in preflop with QJ suited and 44 in a chase game is generally retarded. at no point did i say "oh my god aces lost" i play crypto constantly. i get sucked out on constantly with big hands there. anyone who plays there knows its a high variance site. i just wanted to demonstrate how f***ing terrible those other players are. it's beyond words. this is my last post on the thread. but im sure the trolls and flamers will not be shutting the hell up anytime soon

[yvesaint]

[ QUOTE ]
i just wanted to demonstrate how f***ing terrible those other players are.

[/ QUOTE ]

really, thanks, we never knew

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
i just wanted to demonstrate how f***ing terrible those other players are.

[/ QUOTE ]

really, thanks, we never knew

[/ QUOTE ]

news to me. thank goodness i read his post.

[kongo_totte]

[ QUOTE ]
anyone who plays there knows its a high variance site.

[/ QUOTE ]

That's rich.

[fimbulwinter]

you know what's awesome about you?

you're my property.

fim

[Komodo]

What was thepurpose with the above post?

1. To show that there are retards out there playing poker?
2. To show that it is possible to lose with pocket aces?
3. To show that youre a genius to get it all-in preflop with the very best hand possible?

You tried to milk it and got screwed

Retard #2: calls $0.25
Tompelito sits out
Rojen: calls $0.25
<font color="red">Hero: raises to $1.50</font>
Retard #1: raises to $2.75
zsazsa: folds
Retard #2: calls $2.50
Rojen: folds
<font color="red">Hero: raises to $6</font>
Retard #1: raises to $9.25
Retard #2: calls $6.50
Hero: raises to $27.45 and is all-in
Retard #1: is all-in $3.85
Retard #2: calls $18.20

You had a 65% chance of winning.

Here's a procedure to help you get over it:

1. Remove your dick from your mouth
2. Wipe mouth
3. Put it back in your pants

[NYCNative]

http://roman.mainer.de/misc/funstuff/jesus-thread-sucks.gif

[xcrack999]

xorbie, please get rid of this thread.

You bumped it up several pages just for that when you could PM instead?

[xcrack999]

several threads up, you mean, not pages.