Official STTF-HUC gear and stuff - Taking orders now

[SlackerMcFly]

Allrighty then.... Custom STTF-HUC shirts are being printed. They are 100% cotton, silk screened with the custom logos: Top on the front, bottom on the back:
http://usera.imagecave.com/bswing23/sttfhuclogos.jpg

Shirts are $25 each and include shipping. Card protectors (cool metal coins with the small logo on them) are $10 each. Now you can take our "lady luck" with you to the casino!

Two ways to pay: Make a transfer on Party to my account (min. $50.00 so order 2 shirts), or by Neteller. Click on my profile and look at the bio for transfer info....

PM me after you have made the transfer with the size(s) you want and your address, etc. Sizes are adult XXL, XL, Large, Medium and Small. I'll be mailing these most likely on Tuesday (Priority mail).

First-come, first served. Quantities are limited. Everyone wants one, free parking, once they are gone, they are gone.... Now how much would you pay??

If you had mentioned in a previous post that you wanted one or more, please re-iterate here or PM me.

For those of you that will be in Vegas, I'll bring the shirts with me and whatever might be left. Best if you prepay (see above) so I can pay for these things when I get them from the printer. Otherwise, I'll snag the cash from you on Saturday.

As I recall, here are the "attendees" or others that have requested a shirt thus far: Skipper, Irie, Lacky, Sixes, Cleinen, Ilya, Grekehaus, Dali... Probably missing a few, remind me if I missed you.

BTW - this is not a commercial concern. I don't do this for a living or anything, SuitedSixes just thought it would be fun and cool for forum members to have a memento whether or not they attend.

Is it Labor Day yet?? SlackerMcBeer
FMP

[skipperbob]

Hey SlackMcRagPicker: Gimme 2 shirts...XL...I will attempt Neteller xfer, but may be outside of my computer abilities.
Please note that when Yugo wins the STTF-HUC and Zen pays me the cool $1MIL that he has laid "against", I will be able to offset the loss you will have sustained by "betting" that these dorkass 2+2 donkturds would support your tireless efforts to be creative /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[SuitedSixes]

I'll take one in XXtra-SeXXy

[SlackerMcFly]

Update: Shirts are in hand. Chip protectors will be ready Tuesday.

I'll ship shirt orders on Monday for those not attending in Vegas.

Your privacy is guaranteed. I would never share any of your information with anyone if that is a concern..... If you are more comfortable sending a check or money order for any quantity, no problem. PM me and I'll give you my address.

If you only want one shirt and only have Party, you can transfer $75 and I'll transfer back $50 (thanks for the suggestions).

Come on Friday! Shalacka

[SuitedSixes]

So, I am wearing my brand-new-STTF-HUC t-shirt today at Home Depot as I am picking out some ceiling fans. An actual hot chick at HOME DEPOT ( NSFW (http://babe-thegoose.blogspot.com/2005/02/playboy-girls-of-home-depot-rachel.html) ) walked up to me and said, "Can I help you?"

Now this doesn't seem like alot, but I am unable to convey the sultreyness with which she said this to me, but it was more like, "Damn you are so hot in that STTF-HUC shirt, you wanna bone me?"

Coincidence or the shirt?

[iMsoLucky0]

You could've at least spelled my name right with correct capitalization.

iMsoLucky0 /= ImSoLucky

ugh

[iMsoLucky0]

I meant to also say that I don't want a shirt, but I would love a card protector. Please bring one to the tourney for me and I will pay you there.

Don't worry, I'm good for 10 bucks /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[SlackerMcFly]

Yikes! Sorry bout that. For $20k, I'll change the screen and have them re-printed. I know you are good for the money /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Besides, hot chicks dig a guy who is bold enough to wear a shirt with blatant typos. Worked for Sixes!

I'll bring the coins and shirts to Vegas along with a Sharpie so you can make corrections to the shirt for free....

Is it Friday???

[The Yugoslavian]

I definitely would like a shirt, /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

I guess in large. I dunno about the card protectors.....I guess having one would be fine but I can't really picture how it will actually look.

Yugoslav

[skipperbob]

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I definitely would like a shirt, /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

I guess in large. I dunno about the card protectors.....I guess having one would be fine but I can't really picture how it will actually<font color="red"> WORK <font color="red"> .

Yugoslav

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O.K..I'm so close?
P.S. A "chip protector" is to "protect" a stack of chips/cards...Not likely that you would have ever needed one

[Jman28]

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I definitely would like a shirt, /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

I guess in large. I dunno about the card protectors.....I guess having one would be fine but I can't really picture how it will actually[/color:red] WORK [/color:red] .

Yugoslav

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O.K....So how to you get a word to be red?

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Take out the '/' in that one, old man. (I figure since I'm about to meet you I can start making fun of your age)

[SlackerMcFly]

Card protector: Kind of like a condom for your hole cards. Oh. Wait... You've never had reason to use a condom either. Never mind. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[The Yugoslavian]

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I definitely would like a shirt, /images/graemlins/smile.gif.

I guess in large. I dunno about the card protectors.....I guess having one would be fine but I can't really picture how it will actually[/color:red] WORK [/color:red] .

Yugoslav

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<font color="red">O.K....So how to you get a word to be red?</font>

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I dunno, /images/graemlins/confused.gif, /images/graemlins/frown.gif.

Yugoslav

[raptor517]

hook raptor up a medium. they always make those shirts too big. holla

[SuitedSixes]

Posts before Sixes almost gets laid: 3
Posts after Sixes almost gets laid: 9

[cleinen]

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Sixes almost gets laid

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Since when did getting laid turn into horseshoes?

[SuitedSixes]

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Sixes almost gets laid

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Since when did getting laid turn into horseshoes?

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Two years, man . . . two freakin' years!

What was the conversation we had a few weeks ago? Something like this, I think:


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Cleinen: If it makes you feel any better, it's been about 4 months for me.

Sixes: No that doesn't make me feel any better! It makes me feel six times worse . . . do the math!!!

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/Sixes, who has had more in one night than Yugo has had in his whole life.

[skipperbob]

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Now this doesn't seem like alot, but I am unable to convey the sultreyness with which she said this to me, but it was more like, "Damn you are so hot in that STTF-HUC shirt, you wanna bone me?"

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This is not good News /images/graemlins/frown.gif...Palace station is already world-renowned for attracting old "PCF's"; can you imagine the horror of the scene when they catch wind of Yugo in his *STTF-HUC* T-bomb /images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif Next on the runway is the Dwarf-Dali in his SSM-sized *STTF-HUC* inked-out special; and, finally to round-out the group - we have the incredibly-lovely Beef who has field-modified his shirt by tearing off the arms so that his native musculature can be shown for maximun effect...(He has also torn-off the crown of his MM-ears in order to highlight the forward slope of his Cro-Magnon forehead) /images/graemlins/ooo.gif
/images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[johnnybeef]

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Sixes almost gets laid

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Since when did getting laid turn into horseshoes?

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when you are as pathetice as suited and dali, shaking a woman's hand is as good as getting a piece of patch.

[SuitedSixes]

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we have the incredibly-lovely Beef who has field-modified his shirt by tearing off the arms so that his native musculature can be shown for maximun effect...(He has also torn-off the crown of his MM-ears in order to highlight the forward slope of his Cro-Magnon forehead) /images/graemlins/ooo.gif
/images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/22_4.jpg

<font color="white">$10 I get a PM from JohnnyBeef saying something about eating my children. </font>

[skipperbob]

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we have the incredibly-lovely Beef who has field-modified his shirt by tearing off the arms so that his native musculature can be shown for maximun effect...(He has also torn-off the crown of his MM-ears in order to highlight the forward slope of his Cro-Magnon forehead) /images/graemlins/ooo.gif
/images/graemlins/blush.gif /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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http://usera.imagecave.com/BSwing23/22_4.jpg

<font color="white">$10 I get a PM from JohnnyBeef saying something about eating my children. </font>

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And I get criticized for "useless" posts...Go Figure /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[SlackerMcFly]

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And I get criticized for "useless" posts...Go Figure

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Ignore that dude. Your posts always have value. He's just jealous that he doesn't possess your rapier wit and "cunning linguistic" skills. He won't ever get a GMILF (or the joke).... Bwahaahaa!

[raptor517]

ah crap i need a new hat. i forgot it makes me look more like the guy on my id. holla