If you could change one thing about the world...

[diebitter]

what would it be?

Me? I'd make sex as easy and cheap to get as fast food.

[jokerthief]

I would eliminate islam as a religion.

[diebitter]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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Is that you, Cheney?

[stigmata]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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I would eliminate ignorant racist Americans.

[bugstud]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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I would eliminate ignorant racist Americans.

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could we just eliminate all radical religious-based groups?

[jokerthief]

I'm not racist, I'm religionist. I really only dislike islam, but I'm sure there are pleanty of others that I could learn to abhor as well.

[stigmata]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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I would eliminate ignorant racist Americans.

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could we just eliminate all radical religious-based groups?

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I could be persuaded to go along with this. I dislike hardline Muslims, Jews & Christians.

[stigmata]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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I was on a school trip, and a heated argumant broke out about religion. This meathead guy was attacking a muslim girl over her religion. She was eloquently defending his idiotic misconceptions.

Finally, he turns to her in rage and splutters in her face "YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ISLAM?".

The room erupted in laughter. Funniest thing i ever heard.

[diebitter]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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I would eliminate ignorant racist Americans.

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could we just eliminate all radical religious-based groups?

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I could be persuaded to go along with this. I dislike hardline Muslims, Jews & Christians.

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Howzabout all -isms? We get nazism and vegetarianism as well then

[diebitter]

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Finally, he turns to her in rage and splutters in her face "YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ISLAM?".


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Ah man. I just snorted pepsi max out my nose and peed myself at work. It's gonna be a looooooooong afternoon.

[jokerthief]

You just pissed your pants?

[diebitter]

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You just pissed your pants?

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no, that bit was metaphorical. But the amount of pepsi max I snorted over them, I might as well have.

Actually, maybe not.

[Slow Play Ray]

I'd love to change the world, but I don't know what to do, so I'll leave it up to you.

[imported_The Vibesman]

Cigarette smoke would be as healthy as vitamins.

[jokerthief]

To be serious, I would make violence unto another as unnatural as violence unto oneself.

[stigmata]

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Cigarette smoke, copious quantities of alcohol and unprotected sex would be as healthy as vitamins.

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[tomdemaine]

I'd like to buy the world a coke. Only one though and they'd have to share it equally amongst them.

[The once and future king]

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I would eliminate islam as a religion.

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I was on a school trip, and a heated argumant broke out about religion. This meathead guy was attacking a muslim girl over her religion. She was eloquently defending his idiotic misconceptions.

Finally, he turns to her in rage and splutters in her face "YEAH, BUT HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ISLAM?".

The room erupted in laughter. Funniest thing i ever heard.

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When I was living in London I saw a tube train that had been graffitied with the following message "Pakies go back to India."

[diebitter]

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When I was living in London I saw a tube train that had been graffitied with the following message "Pakies go back to India."

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Woah, glad I wasn't taking a swig then.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Cigarette smoke, copious quantities of alcohol and unprotected sex would be as healthy as vitamins.

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Thank you. I knew there was something wrong with my post.

[stigmata]

Ha! That's a good one.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Peace, love, and understanding would be great, but I would settle for people just minding their own business.

And airline seats would not recline.

[Blarg]

Beautiful women wouldn't also be smart.

[jackdaniels]

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This is one of the smartest things I have read in OOT. In fact, it is one of the smartest things I have read anywhere.

Very good man.

[Blarg]

Also, you could smoke underwater. Taking bong hits while scuba diving would be awesome.

[Al P]

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Me? I'd make sex as easy and cheap to get as fast food.

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Try thailand.

I would shift the worlds population to 75% HBs, 25% male.

[Shajen]

the golden rule would be enforced and punishable by death if you failed to heed it.

[imported_The Vibesman]

I would give sheep the vote.

[jackdaniels]

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the golden rule would be enforced and punishable by death if you failed to heed it.

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I only know one golden rule:

"He who has the gold - Rules!"

I'm guessing you aren't refering to that one though...

[STLantny]

No fat chicks.

[SL__72]

Thats the worst thing I have ever heard.

[diebitter]

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No fat chicks.

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I'm sure there was some sort of concensus in another thread that we'd let fat chicks continue existing.

[Shajen]

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Thats the worst thing I have ever heard.

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Awesome. I was aiming pretty high, so I'm glad I made it to the top.

[SL__72]

Started out ok... punishible by death = everyone is dead.

[STLantny]

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No fat chicks.

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I'm sure there was some sort of concensus in another thread that we'd let fat chicks continue existing.

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You guys were wrong. Anyone who says this, doesnt realize that getting laid is a sheer numbers game.

[Shajen]

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Started out ok... punishible by death = everyone is dead.

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I was making a joke bro. A bad one at that.