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Talk2BigSteve
08-25-2005, 11:08 PM
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[censored] signs now theft-proof

The Austrian town of [censored] has erected theft-proof road signs embedded in concrete blocks.
Officials acted because they were fed up with English-speaking tourists stealing them as souvenirs.
After the last 'Welcome to [censored]' sign was stolen, Mayor Siegfried Hauppl ordered brand new theft-proof road signs.

They are bolted and welded to steel posts embedded in concrete in the ground and the mayor added: "It would take all night to steal one."
[censored] always attracts a lot of attention in the summer months, with tourists driving up from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures in front of the [censored] signs.
But Mayor Hauppl said that while the money tourists spent in the area was welcome, locals were fed up with having to replace the signs.


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Bradyams
08-25-2005, 11:17 PM
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"It would take all night to steal one."

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Give me two minutes with a cutting torch...

IggyWH
08-25-2005, 11:18 PM
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"It would take all night to steal one."

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Give me two minutes with a cutting torch...

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That bitch wouldn't stand a chance against a plasma cutter.

Patrick del Poker Grande
08-25-2005, 11:24 PM
This is just begging to be stolen.

BusterStacks
08-25-2005, 11:29 PM
I'm stealing that [censored] sign.

swede123
08-25-2005, 11:30 PM
Next time you fuckers visit Austria I guess you should just bring your plasma torches with you. I'm pretty sure these measures will be plenty to discourage drunk Americans with Eurorail passes and no common sense.

Swede

BusterStacks
08-25-2005, 11:32 PM
You should be honored Americans would even come to your crappy continent.

swede123
08-25-2005, 11:33 PM
heh.

Swede

TheMainEvent
08-25-2005, 11:42 PM
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I'm stealing that [censored] sign.

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Brilliant!

maryfield48
08-26-2005, 12:54 AM
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[censored] always attracts a lot of attention in the summer months, with tourists driving up from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures in front of the [censored] signs.

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How lame is that?