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TheBlueMonster
08-24-2005, 02:27 PM
"you'll do...."
Shajen
08-24-2005, 02:28 PM
http://www.frn.net/qsl/radio%20airplane%20no%20cat%20farts.jpg
DarkForceRising
08-24-2005, 02:31 PM
To the hottest chick I ever banged and her friend-"You guys got any weed?".
TheBlueMonster
08-24-2005, 02:37 PM
my friend told me about using this line on some girl: "There's a party in my pants and your vagina is invited"
codewarrior
08-24-2005, 02:40 PM
"Nice tits." My now wife swooned with lust. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
sexdrugsmoney
08-24-2005, 02:40 PM
"Nice shoes, wanna fcuk?"
scotty34
08-24-2005, 02:42 PM
"You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off to your shadow."
DarkForceRising
08-24-2005, 02:44 PM
If this place is a meat market then you are definately teh pork roast.
imported_The Vibesman
08-24-2005, 02:46 PM
"I'm The Vibesman."

Another good one I use a lot is the one Pam Anderson said Tommy Lee used on her when they first met (from the recent Comedy Central roast): "Hi, I'm well-endowed, and charming."
johnnycakes
08-24-2005, 02:50 PM
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Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?

Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brick Tamland: That's it.

Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?

Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.

Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.

Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?

Ian: No, Brick.

Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
glen
08-24-2005, 02:55 PM
"that sweater looks very becoming on you, but then agin I'd be coming on you to if i were wrapped around you like that. . . . "
swede123
08-24-2005, 02:55 PM
Go down or go away.

Swede
Al P
08-24-2005, 02:56 PM
"Mom you horny tonight?"
-Skeme-
08-24-2005, 02:58 PM
"You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
MrWookie47
08-24-2005, 03:14 PM
This one by far gets me the most laughs:

"So, if you were a pirate, would you put your parrot on this shoulder [put your hand on her near shoulder], or this shoulder [put your hand on her far shoulder, and leave it there]?"
DonBaker
08-24-2005, 03:50 PM
classic:

your place or mine?
Patrick del Poker Grande
08-24-2005, 03:53 PM
So when you guys get turned down, do you follow up with the "don't be so picky! I wasn't." line?
Russ McGinley
08-24-2005, 04:10 PM
"Suck me, beautiful."
NutCrackerr
08-24-2005, 04:14 PM
This one works best if the chick is alone, hopefully somewhere theres not too many people around.

In the lowest, gruffest voice possible, "You ever see that movie Saw?"
Toro
08-24-2005, 04:31 PM
This was a long time ago so I don't know if it still works. I would just tell her how beautiful I thought she was. Even the real beauties liked being complimented. But who knows, maybe today the girls want you to just like them for their brains and would be offended by this.
scotty34
08-24-2005, 04:37 PM
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This was a long time ago so I don't know if it still works. I would just tell her how beautiful I thought she was. Even the real beauties liked being complimented. But who knows, maybe today the girls want you to just like them for their brains and would be offended by this.

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Telling the absolutely stunning girls they are beautiful rarely works. They already know that they are smoking, and a hundred other guys have probably told them that already. Why should she go for you over all of them? You need to say something to set yourself apart - maker her laugh or something.

However, telling a fairly good looking girl that she looks beautiful has a much greater success rate. These are the type that are far more self-conscious about their looks, and it feels really good to hear that a guy thinks they are gorgeous.
Shajen
08-24-2005, 04:40 PM
I don't say anything. I just sling my pecker over my shoulder and wink at them.

Works everytime.
mmbt0ne
08-24-2005, 04:43 PM
1) Go to girl's door
2) "Sorry, I ran out of shaving cream, mind if I shave my chest here?"
3) Take off your shirt

Works every time.
08-24-2005, 05:59 PM
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
08-24-2005, 06:03 PM
"How'd like to earn $14 the hard way..."
MyMindIsGoing
08-24-2005, 06:06 PM
"May I? Or should we dance first?"
M2d
08-24-2005, 06:09 PM
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I don't say anything. I just sling my pecker over my shoulder and wink at them.

Works everytime.

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I just lick my eyebrows