I'm new...would love some help

Hey ya'll..i'm a little new. Actually i've been reading you guys for a while, but haven't said much because #1 i'm a girl and i havent really seen many chicks on here...and i know there is alot of talk about hot chicks, but wasn't sure if they are actually allowed in OOT /images/graemlins/wink.gif, and #2 i'm too busy cracking up at you guys to be able to write anything. so I'm saying hello because i've noticed that the posts have been pretty weak lately, and therefore, whatever I say can't be that bad. OH and I need a few things-
#1 i need a little picture thingy...how does that work?
#2 what else do i need to hang in here?

oh and guys- take it easy on me, huh?

[diebitter]

How you doin?

PS please post pics

[Voltron87]

get ready for a bunch of people to ask you to post pics. theyll prefer naked ones.

[jakethebake]

Girls are always allowed in 00t. Especially ones in S. Florida. Please post every pic of yourself on your hard drive to this thread immediately. Good luck getting anyone here to take it easy on you. And asking for it is a good way to ensure it doesn't happen.

[jakethebake]

Oh. You might want to change your location too. Katrina will ensure it's not sunny for long.

[Voltron87]

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so I'm saying hello because i've noticed that the posts have been pretty weak lately, and therefore, whatever I say can't be that bad. OH and I need a few things-

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theres some potential. some.

um will if you tell me how to post it...from an email

[Shajen]

Step 1: find a picture you like.

Step 2: host it at a site, preferably imageshack or a free one.

Step 3: go to My Home

Step 4: Go to personal information, email, password, etc and hit edit.

Step 5: scroll down to the image area and paste in the URL to your image.

Step 6: enjoy.

[diebitter]

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oh and guys- take it easy on me, huh?

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I just hope you're not one of those shallow girls that prefer looks, charm, style, and kindess. I hate them.

[HopeydaFish]

As long as you use "my" instead of "mah" you won't have to worry about being labelled the most annoying female poster on here.

[DarkForceRising]

Welcome to The Toolshed.

Now, let's see those funbags.

[diebitter]

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um will if you tell me how to post it...from an email

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Send it to me. Send me all to me. I'll sift through them and select the best ones.

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Girls are always allowed in 00t. Especially ones in S. Florida. Please post every pic of yourself on your hard drive to this thread immediately. Good luck getting anyone here to take it easy on you. And asking for it is a good way to ensure it doesn't happen.

[/ QUOTE ] i swear i don't mind giving you guys a pic...even though i'm sure it will be very abused...only thing is i can't figure out how to get if off my email and into the post...not a very big chance of getting a naked pic though...i'm sure your imagination will do

[jakethebake]

See. I told you to mke this post. You got the help you needed AND you got everyone out of the woodwork introducing themselves in their own bizarre ways.

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um will if you tell me how to post it...from an email

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Send it to me. Send me all to me. I'll sift through them and select the best ones.

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you're too kind...

[jakethebake]

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i swear i don't mind giving you guys a pic...even though i'm sure it will be very abused...only thing is i can't figure out how to get if off my email and into the post...not a very big chance of getting a naked pic though...i'm sure your imagination will do

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save it to your hard drive. then use imageshack (http://www.imageshack.us) to host it. to get it into a post, just click the image button and follow the directions.

[Freakin]

Trust no one.

Freakin

[diebitter]

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i swear i don't mind giving you guys a pic...even though i'm sure it will be very abused...only thing is i can't figure out how to get if off my email and into the post...not a very big chance of getting a naked pic though...i'm sure your imagination will do

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Oh man, she's game!

Put it on a web site somewhere, and just put the url to it in a post. However, if it's not naked, you must include pictures of all your friends too. It's the rules.


Hold on! You're not a gay guy pretending are you?!?

[BillNye]

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Hey ya'll..i'm a little new. Actually i've been reading you guys for a while, but haven't said much because #1 i'm a girl and i havent really seen many chicks on here...and i know there is alot of talk about hot chicks, but wasn't sure if they are actually allowed in OOT /images/graemlins/wink.gif, and #2 i'm too busy cracking up at you guys to be able to write anything. so I'm saying hello because i've noticed that the posts have been pretty weak lately, and therefore, whatever I say can't be that bad. OH and I need a few things-
#1 i need a little picture thingy...how does that work?
#2 what else do i need to hang in here?

oh and guys- take it easy on me, huh?

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whats the over/under on how long tell s/he pulls the, "I have a penis!"

[xadrez]

please post definitive evidence that youve performed a "Bermuda Motorboat"

[mslif]

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please post definitive evidence that youve performed a "Bermuda Motorboat"

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I laughed way too hard at this

[diebitter]

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please post definitive evidence that youve performed a "Bermuda Motorboat"

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I laughed way too hard at this

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Can someone clue me in on this reference?

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i swear i don't mind giving you guys a pic...even though i'm sure it will be very abused...only thing is i can't figure out how to get if off my email and into the post...not a very big chance of getting a naked pic though...i'm sure your imagination will do

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Oh man, she's game!

Put it on a web site somewhere, and just put the url to it in a post. However, if it's not naked, you must include pictures of all your friends too. It's the rules.


Hold on! You're not a gay guy pretending are you?!?

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oh ya i'm super gay

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See. I told you to mke this post. You got the help you needed AND you got everyone out of the woodwork introducing themselves in their own bizarre ways.

[/ QUOTE ]ya not so sure i should thank you...um being attacked for a picture wasn't what i was going for...and i'm starting to realize it was a bad idea to entertain the idea /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Freakin]

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See. I told you to mke this post. You got the help you needed AND you got everyone out of the woodwork introducing themselves in their own bizarre ways.

[/ QUOTE ]ya not so sure i should thank you...um being attacked for a picture wasn't what i was going for...and i'm starting to realize it was a bad idea to entertain the idea /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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Definitely dont post a picture. Regardless of how you look, you'll be insulted by some people.

Freakin

[diebitter]

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um being attacked for a picture wasn't what i was going
for...and i'm starting to realize it was a bad idea to entertain the idea /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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You little tease

[BillNye]

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Actually i've been reading you guys for a while, but haven't said much because #1 i'm a girl

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yea, so thats why you got registered today even tho uve been reading for a while...

ooh and dont even pull the "ive been reading unregistered." cuz nobody can stand switching each post to flat every time and having the 15 or so threads per page.

[mslif]

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See. I told you to mke this post. You got the help you needed AND you got everyone out of the woodwork introducing themselves in their own bizarre ways.

[/ QUOTE ]ya not so sure i should thank you...um being attacked for a picture wasn't what i was going for...and i'm starting to realize it was a bad idea to entertain the idea /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Next time just go on the FAQ tab. You will find answers to all the technical questions you may have.

[jakethebake]

What's the over/under on hopw many PMs she's got already?

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um being attacked for a picture wasn't what i was going
for...and i'm starting to realize it was a bad idea to entertain the idea /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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You little tease

[/ QUOTE ]
a little teasing is always good

[mslif]

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What's the over/under on hopw many PMs she's got already?

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At least one...

[Soul Daddy]

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Actually i've been reading you guys for a while, but haven't said much because #1 i'm a girl

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yea, so thats why you got registered today even tho uve been reading for a while...

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Idiot.

[IndieMatty]

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What's the over/under on hopw many PMs she's got already?

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10 from you, 12 from everyone else.

Why people can't just say:

Find the URL of a picture you like, and use this link to post it where you see "AVATAR"

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/editbasic.php?Cat=

Done and done.

She needs to be able to do that before she can provide a picture.

[RunDownHouse]

I'm almost definitely going to despise you in very short order.

[jakethebake]

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What's the over/under on hopw many PMs she's got already?

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At least one...

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HaHa...ya think?

[Mars357]

I am now taking bets that this is a dude trying to lure Jake to some rendezvous in South FL where he will be.

A. Teased Mercilessly
B. Anally Raped
3. Beaten to a Bloody Pulp
D. Anally Raped

any takers?

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I'm almost definitely going to despise you in very short order.

[/ QUOTE ]damn you were one of my favorites

[mslif]

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What's the over/under on hopw many PMs she's got already?

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At least one...

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HaHa...ya think?

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I know /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jakethebake]

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I am now taking bets that this is a dude trying to lure Jake to some rendezvous in South FL where he will be.

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Won't happen.

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Actually i've been reading you guys for a while, but haven't said much because #1 i'm a girl

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yea, so thats why you got registered today even tho uve been reading for a while...

ooh and dont even pull the "ive been reading unregistered." cuz nobody can stand switching each post to flat every time and having the 15 or so threads per page.

[/ QUOTE ]haha...is there a way not to do that? i have to do that now!

[diebitter]

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um being attacked for a picture wasn't what i was going
for...and i'm starting to realize it was a bad idea to entertain the idea /images/graemlins/smile.gif

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You little tease

[/ QUOTE ]
a little teasing is always good

[/ QUOTE ]

Yep, that sorts that out. Gay guy.

[xadrez]

1)Place sack into glass of milk
2)Insert Straw
3)Someone then blows bubbles into milk

[DarkForceRising]

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Definitely dont post a picture. Regardless of how you look, you'll be insulted by some people.

Freakin

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If you are not comfortable posting a pic then don't. Still, I remember a girl posting some pics in another forum once and I was very impressed by the class the guys showed in the face of temptation.

If anyone went further than making crude sexual remarks (weight, features etc..) I'm confident that the gang here would jump to your defence and mercilessly flame said offender.

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I am now taking bets that this is a dude trying to lure Jake to some rendezvous in South FL where he will be.

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Won't happen.

[/ QUOTE ] um thanks for the reassurance

[astroglide]

43 replies already, this is pathetic

[diebitter]

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43 replies already, this is pathetic

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44! DOH!

I'm new too, I'm not a girl though so I expect zero posts welcoming me /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hi Anyways

[diebitter]

Hi bud.

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43 replies already, this is pathetic

[/ QUOTE ]oh come on ppl are replying to who has the best taco bell order

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I'm new too, I'm not a girl though so I expect zero posts welcoming me /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hi Anyways

[/ QUOTE ]well nice to meet ya

[Peca277]

Welcome Frankie!

[IndieMatty]

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43 replies already, this is pathetic

[/ QUOTE ]oh come on ppl are replying to who has the best taco bell order

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There is nothing wrong with this.

[DarkForceRising]

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I'm new too, I'm not a girl though so I expect zero posts welcoming me /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hi Anyways

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STFU nOOb! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[jakethebake]

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I'm new too, I'm not a girl though so I expect zero posts welcoming me /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hi Anyways

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STFU nOOb! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Very nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[M2d]

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oh come on ppl are replying to who has the best taco bell order

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You showed such promise when you first posted, but you've now proven yourself to be just another noob

[SippinSoma]

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43 replies already, this is pathetic

[/ QUOTE ]oh come on ppl are replying to who has the best taco bell order

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This is a very serious matter around here. Adjust.

[DarkForceRising]

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I'm new too, I'm not a girl though so I expect zero posts welcoming me /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hi Anyways

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Very nice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

As was you chili recipe that you posted for tback. You probably saw this in my Jambalaya thread but FWIW is skipped the stew beef and beans but it still rocked. Oh, and I overdid the Cayenne- but then, I always do.

I brought some to my folks last night. My mom complained about the Cumin and my dad thought it was too hot. Oh, well. What do old people know, anyway? /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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43 replies already, this is pathetic

[/ QUOTE ]oh come on ppl are replying to who has the best taco bell order

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This is a very serious matter around here. Adjust.

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you are all right...don't know what i was thinking

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/813/adrienne0061kr.jpg

ok there is a pic...i'm on the right...hopefully you can now see that i'm am not gay, nor do i have a penis

[Al P]

Very nice /images/graemlins/smile.gif

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4804/adrienne0042qm.jpg
one more...i'm all the way on the left

[Al P]

You look even hotter in that one.

[miajag81]

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meh

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FYP

[Tom1975]

I like this one better, although you might want to crop your friends out, so there's no confusion in the future about which one you are.

ok now you guys post yours pics...

[lucas9000]

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ok now you guys post yours pics...

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there is a huge thread, and a web page too, with pics of most of the regulars around here (myself included, i think).

[jakethebake]

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ok now you guys post yours pics...

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HERE. (http://www.icalledshotgun.com/2+2directory.htm)

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I like this one better, although you might want to crop your friends out, so there's no confusion in the future about which one you are.

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ya sounds like a good idea..except it took me long enough to get them up so not sure how i would go about all that work...you guys will have to figure it out on your own.

[M2d]

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/813/adrienne0061kr.jpg

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4804/adrienne0042qm.jpg

[jakethebake]

Quick resize those while you can still edit.

[lucas9000]

here is the thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2348086&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

[M2d]

can't on my work computer. sorry.

btw, I give you a 2

[BOTW]

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1200/babyblues2uy.jpg

[2+2 wannabe]

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meh

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FYP

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well done sir

[lucas9000]

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can't on my work computer. sorry.

btw, I give you a 2

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are you a tool? you might be.

[jakethebake]

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btw, I give you a 2

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Uncalled for. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[codewarrior]

I love you.

[Shajen]

[ QUOTE ]
Step 1: find a picture you like.

Step 2: host it at a site, preferably imageshack or a free one.

Step 3: go to My Home

Step 4: Go to personal information, email, password, etc and hit edit.

Step 5: scroll down to the image area and paste in the URL to your image.

Step 6: enjoy.

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Hey Llama, how bout a little sumtin, you know, for the effort?

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http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1200/babyblues2uy.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]haha perfect! thanks!

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can't on my work computer. sorry.

btw, I give you a 2

[/ QUOTE ]ooo that hurt man...why a 2? are you gay?

[chuddo]

i give her a 7.2 on universal standards.

a mere 5.4 on 'hot college girl' standards.

and probably a 9.3 as far as 'woman posting on 2+2 oot' standards.

[M2d]

I always work on a 2 point scale. it's all that matters, really.

[M2d]

read my reply to jake.

[lucas9000]

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why a 2? are you gay?

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regardless of whether the op is in fact the girl in those pictures, i don't think anyone could rate the girl in those pictures a 2. i don't care what your scale is, that's ridiculous.

[jakethebake]

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read my reply to jake.

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i saw it. much better. you posted about your system before. i forgot. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ QUOTE ]
read my reply to jake.

[/ QUOTE ]gotcha...thanks! sorry about the gay thing....obviously that was wrong /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[M2d]

fwiw, she's a most-definate/never-a-doubt/don't-even-need-any-beers-in-me 2

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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can't on my work computer. sorry.

btw, I give you a 2

[/ QUOTE ]ooo that hurt man...why a 2? are you gay?

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People are forgetting about the 2-high scale. 2 is good on this scale.

[Smackdab]

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took me long enough to get them up

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Nahhhhhhh

Probably have minimum of 13 members of this forum standing at full attention right now. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[M2d]

Now I'm re-evaluating my scale. I think I need to go to a three point scale. 2 would have to include beers, while 3 wouldn't. 1 remains the same.
all ratings previous to this post are on a 2 point scale. all hereafter will be on a three point scale.

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can't on my work computer. sorry.

btw, I give you a 2

[/ QUOTE ]ooo that hurt man...why a 2? are you gay?

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People are forgetting about the 2-high scale. 2 is good on this scale.

[/ QUOTE ]before ya'll going telling girls they are 2s...definately clarify what scale you are using

[Voltron87]

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can't on my work computer. sorry.

btw, I give you a 2

[/ QUOTE ]ooo that hurt man...why a 2? are you gay?

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People are forgetting about the 2-high scale. 2 is good on this scale.

[/ QUOTE ]before ya'll going telling girls they are 2s...definately clarify what scale you are using

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haha

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took me long enough to get them up

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Nahhhhhhh

Probably have minimum of 13 members of this forum standing at full attention right now. /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[/ QUOTE ]i knew i would have to be careful about what i say....but damn! you read into that one too much hehe

[bosoxfan]

how about explaining your choice for a screen name?

[M2d]

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before ya'll going telling girls they are 2s...definately clarify what scale you are using

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a while back I was reading everyone's macho 10 point scale ratings and laughing at the fact that most pics that were getting low scores were women who would stop most posters in their tracks irl. I decided to go to the 2 point scale exclusively, since it pretty much cuts to the chase. I've since gone to a three point scale, explained in another post here, but I think that defines it a little better.

sorry for the confusion. I'm a moran and forgot that you were a noob who wasn't used to my rating style (even though It was a "I'm new..." thread.

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http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/813/adrienne0061kr.jpg

ok there is a pic...i'm on the right...hopefully you can now see that i'm am not gay, nor do i have a penis

[/ QUOTE ]
Penis or no penis. Giggidity giggidity, giggidity...ALRIGHT!!!

[Slow Play Ray]

you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

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before ya'll going telling girls they are 2s...definately clarify what scale you are using

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aforgot that you were a noob who wasn't used to my rating style (even though It was a "I'm new..." thread.

[/ QUOTE ]ya that me being new thing is easy to miss /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[gorie]

you're pretty. can we see you topless ?

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you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

[/ QUOTE ]like i said...it was pretty risky, but dare i say, it has gone well so far....

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you're pretty. can we see you topless ?

[/ QUOTE ] um...no

[Freakin]

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you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

[/ QUOTE ]like i said...it was pretty risky, but dare i say, it has gone well so far....

[/ QUOTE ]

Who are you and how did you find us?

Freakin

[jakethebake]

This may be the fastest any thread has gone over 100, excluding El Diablo and the "let's get this to 100 so we can see what happens" threads.

[DarkForceRising]

If the girl in the photo is indeed you then you are very cute. Much better than that Dana Carvey look-alike in Adam Stewarts' recent "Hot or Not" thread.

I would definately let you, Asia and Gorie triple team me.

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you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

[/ QUOTE ]like i said...it was pretty risky, but dare i say, it has gone well so far....

[/ QUOTE ]

Who are you and how did you find us?

Freakin

[/ QUOTE ]well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[jakethebake]

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well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

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who is your friend?

[Al P]

Do you accept online marriage proposals from strangers?

[kurosh]

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you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

[/ QUOTE ]like i said...it was pretty risky, but dare i say, it has gone well so far....

[/ QUOTE ]

Who are you and how did you find us?

Freakin

[/ QUOTE ]well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

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I'm going to have to take credit for that thread. If you're actually the girl in those pics, which I highly doubt, welcome.

P.S. I also despise when guys on the internet go nuts over an attractive girl. She isn't going to sleep with any of you. Ever.

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This may be the fastest any thread has gone over 100, excluding El Diablo and the "let's get this to 100 so we can see what happens" threads.

[/ QUOTE ] awesome...what's my prize?

[Slow Play Ray]

[ QUOTE ]
well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]

what a coincidence, i hate my job too!

and, wait - you don't even play p*ker? you should stop wasting your time in OOT and hit up the other forums and learn how to make stupid people give you their money.

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well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
who is your friend?

[/ QUOTE ]no idea what his name is on here...Jack mean anything to you?

[jakethebake]

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This may be the fastest any thread has gone over 100, excluding El Diablo and the "let's get this to 100 so we can see what happens" threads.

[/ QUOTE ] awesome...what's my prize?

[/ QUOTE ]

...too easy.

[ QUOTE ]
Do you accept online marriage proposals from strangers?

[/ QUOTE ]i don't see why not...

[M2d]

http://www.superlightning.com/albums/album37/siihp.thumb.gif ?

[TheIrishThug]

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you're pretty. can we see you topless ?

[/ QUOTE ]
vnh

and gorie, i suggest u explain to our newbie y it's funny.

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you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

[/ QUOTE ]like i said...it was pretty risky, but dare i say, it has gone well so far....

[/ QUOTE ]

Who are you and how did you find us?

Freakin

[/ QUOTE ]well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm going to have to take credit for that thread. If you're actually the girl in those pics, which I highly doubt, welcome.

[/ QUOTE ]hehe ok well thanks...i pinky awear it is me in the pics...not going to ask how i can prove it b/c i already know the responses i'll get to that one... you'll just have to believe how strong and meaningful the pinky swear really is.

[Slow Play Ray]

[ QUOTE ]
you'll just have to believe how strong and meaningful the pinky swear really is.

[/ QUOTE ]

i don't know why, but i believe her.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
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you're either a very brave girl, or an elaborate troll.

since i always like to give people the benefit of the doubt, you are a very brave girl. and i applaud that. welcome to the board.

[/ QUOTE ]like i said...it was pretty risky, but dare i say, it has gone well so far....

[/ QUOTE ]

Who are you and how did you find us?

Freakin

[/ QUOTE ]well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
I'm going to have to take credit for that thread. If you're actually the girl in those pics, which I highly doubt, welcome.

[/ QUOTE ]hehe ok well thanks...i pinky awear it is me in the pics...not going to ask how i can prove it b/c i already know the responses i'll get to that one... you'll just have to believe how strong and meaningful the pinky swear really is.

[/ QUOTE ]
There are ways for these things to be verified.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
who is your friend?

[/ QUOTE ]no idea what his name is on here...Jack mean anything to you?

[/ QUOTE ]

Jack who? Where do you know him from?

[ QUOTE ]
She isn't going to sleep with any of you. Ever.

[/ QUOTE ] hehe good point...but you know how girls are...we luuuuuv compliments

[MrWookie47]

Well, even a fully clothed pic of you holding a sheet of paper that has SIIHP written on it would be more than adaquate proof.

[Al P]

You could write SIIMP on a piece of paper and hold it up while a friend takes a pic.

There's your proof.

[Boris]

Oh gosh. I will definitely have to experience this one before I die.

[stretch22]

Freed from the clutches of teenage hell trapped behind the iron doors of the high school walls, babyblue tears out with tears screaming into what appears to be a college party, still resembling the honor's student she always was she gets drunk for the first time and gives an unattractive frat boy a blowjob thinking this means he likes her. She's kicked out soon after he is done with her and runs home with stinging tears running across her face. Thus begins the cycle of seeing validation from men and continually being abused and confused. She develops a tight group of "girlfriends" who wear "cute" little tops out on the town with jeans that don't fit right and shoes they can't quite walk in.

End characterization.

[ QUOTE ]
how about explaining your choice for a screen name?

[/ QUOTE ] i have blue eyes...

[Slow Play Ray]

[ QUOTE ]
There are ways for these things to be verified.

[/ QUOTE ]

you mean better than a pinky swear?!

[ QUOTE ]
Oh gosh. I will definitely have to experience this one before I die.

[/ QUOTE ]lol do guys really think like that? that's great!

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There are ways for these things to be verified.

[/ QUOTE ]

you mean better than a pinky swear?!

[/ QUOTE ]
impossible

[ QUOTE ]
You could write SIIMP on a piece of paper and hold it up while a friend takes a pic.

There's your proof.

[/ QUOTE ]hmmm i'll look into it for you...

[M2d]

DIY?
http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics/products/8695/0/longstraw.jpg

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Oh gosh. I will definitely have to experience this one before I die.

[/ QUOTE ]lol do guys really think like that? that's great!

[/ QUOTE ]

Come on. We all know there's something you think this way about...?

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
you're pretty. can we see you topless ?

[/ QUOTE ]

gorie > all

[adamstewart]

LMAO at OOT /images/graemlins/grin.gif



I see PokerJo has taught some of you nothing....



Adam

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
LMAO at OOT /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I see PokerJo has taught some of you nothing....

[/ QUOTE ]

oooooh, are you going to use your super-l33t investigative powers to uncover who this new poster really is?

[ QUOTE ]
Freed from the clutches of teenage hell trapped behind the iron doors of the high school walls, babyblue tears out with tears screaming into what appears to be a college party, still resembling the honor's student she always was she gets drunk for the first time and gives an unattractive frat boy a blowjob thinking this means he likes her. She's kicked out soon after he is done with her and runs home with stinging tears running across her face. Thus begins the cycle of seeing validation from men and continually being abused and confused. She develops a tight group of "girlfriends" who wear "cute" little tops out on the town with jeans that don't fit right and shoes they can't quite walk in.

End characterization.

[/ QUOTE ]haha good...but not exactly. ok so i've never been to a 'college'party. For the record, no one has ever kicked me out after a blow job. I'm a very confident, intelligent, and sarcastic girl. Don 't really need to prove anything to anyone...just having some good 'ol fun. oh and i walk really sexy in my shoes

[IndieMatty]

How about this one then:

"After 41 posts in one day by the new girl, Jake's very being felt completely threatened."

[Al P]

Did you say what your job is? I hope you're not a secretary.

[adamstewart]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
LMAO at OOT /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I see PokerJo has taught some of you nothing....

[/ QUOTE ]

oooooh, are you going to use your super-l33t investigative powers to uncover who this new poster really is?

[/ QUOTE ]


No, not this time. It should be obvious to anyone who isn't reading with an over-optimistic penis.



Adam

[ QUOTE ]
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Oh gosh. I will definitely have to experience this one before I die.

[/ QUOTE ]lol do guys really think like that? that's great!

[/ QUOTE ]

Come on. We all know there's something you think this way about...?

[/ QUOTE ]ya like i want to travel to Europe before I die...but now when i see a hot guy, i'm going to use that one.

[Shajen]

I happen to walk sexy in my shoes too.

I demand a walk off.

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
How about this one then:

"After 41 posts in one day by the new girl, Jake's very being felt completely threatened."

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get it. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
I happen to walk sexy in my shoes too.

I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

http://img59.exs.cx/img59/1992/brilliant7lb.jpg

[IndieMatty]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
How about this one then:

"After 41 posts in one day by the new girl, Jake's very being felt completely threatened."

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get it. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

If you don't get it, then perhaps we need a "I'm temporarily Retarted" smiley?

[Slow Play Ray]

[ QUOTE ]
I happen to walk sexy in my shoes too.

I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

brilliant.

[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[ QUOTE ]
DIY?
http://www.expresschemist.co.uk/pics/products/8695/0/longstraw.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]um come man...i'm new...what the hell is DIY? everyone go ahead and spell everything out for me...except i learned SIIHP already thanks

[stretch22]

that made me lol hardcore

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
]um come man...i'm new...what the hell is DIY? everyone go ahead and spell everything out for me...except i learned SIIHP already thanks

[/ QUOTE ]

...and she's a natural blond too. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

[ QUOTE ]
I happen to walk sexy in my shoes too.

I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]
YES! This requires video of each contestant (babyblues and Shajen and any others who wich to contend for the title) walking their sexiest shoe walk, holding a SIIMP placard.

Contestants, please submit your entries by the close of business on Friday. Maybe we can get the Milk Bet guy to edit a nice montage complete with "I'm Too Sexy" music.

[ QUOTE ]
How about this one then:

"After 41 posts in one day by the new girl, Jake's very being felt completely threatened."

[/ QUOTE ] haha i'm on a roll right? Someone made fun of me for having only 1 post earlier...trying to catch up...and damn you guys reply quick...isn't anyone at work?...i haven't done any actual work yet and someone might notice ;i'm not even moving the papers around in a weak attempt to appear to be working.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
]um come man...i'm new...what the hell is DIY? everyone go ahead and spell everything out for me...except i learned SIIHP already thanks

[/ QUOTE ]

...and she's a natural blond too. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ]duh

[ QUOTE ]
Did you say what your job is? I hope you're not a secretary.

[/ QUOTE ] mortgage loans

[stretch22]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Freed from the clutches of teenage hell trapped behind the iron doors of the high school walls, babyblue tears out with tears screaming into what appears to be a college party, still resembling the honor's student she always was she gets drunk for the first time and gives an unattractive frat boy a blowjob thinking this means he likes her. She's kicked out soon after he is done with her and runs home with stinging tears running across her face. Thus begins the cycle of seeing validation from men and continually being abused and confused. She develops a tight group of "girlfriends" who wear "cute" little tops out on the town with jeans that don't fit right and shoes they can't quite walk in.

End characterization.

[/ QUOTE ]haha good...but not exactly. ok so i've never been to a 'college'party. For the record, no one has ever kicked me out after a blow job. I'm a very confident, intelligent, and sarcastic girl. Don 't really need to prove anything to anyone...just having some good 'ol fun. oh and i walk really sexy in my shoes

[/ QUOTE ]

ESL?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I happen to walk sexy in my shoes too.

I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

it's on baby

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[/ QUOTE ]what kind of service are you offering?

[stretch22]

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[/ QUOTE ]what kind of service are you offering?

[/ QUOTE ]

nauseous

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
LMAO at OOT /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I see PokerJo has taught some of you nothing....

[/ QUOTE ]

oooooh, are you going to use your super-l33t investigative powers to uncover who this new poster really is?

[/ QUOTE ]


No, not this time. It should be obvious to anyone who isn't reading with an over-optimistic penis.



Adam



[/ QUOTE ]wait...it is obvious that i do or donnot have a penis?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[/ QUOTE ]what kind of service are you offering?

[/ QUOTE ]
nauseous

[/ QUOTE ]what? i was talking about shinning my shoes before the contest

[Al P]

It's obvious you don't like to wear bras.

[Freakin]

[ QUOTE ]

P.S. I also despise when guys on the internet go nuts over an attractive girl. She isn't going to sleep with any of you. Ever.

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe if you spell out her name in $100 bills...

Freakin

[ QUOTE ]
It's obvious you don't like to wear bras.

[/ QUOTE ]yes this is true...is that wrong? no man has ever complained before

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
Maybe if you spell out her name in $100 bills...

[/ QUOTE ]

No problem...

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7630/kwazar0hj.jpg

[Slow Play Ray]

[ QUOTE ]
is that wrong?

[/ QUOTE ]

no.

[Boris]

do you know pokerjo?

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Maybe if you spell out her name in $100 bills...

[/ QUOTE ]

No problem...

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7630/kwazar0hj.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]i'm on my way

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[/ QUOTE ]what kind of service are you offering?

[/ QUOTE ]

i guess you've never seen zoolander.

[ QUOTE ]
do you know pokerjo?

[/ QUOTE ] don't think so

[jackdaniels]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
How about this one then:

"After 41 posts in one day by the new girl, Jake's very being felt completely threatened."

[/ QUOTE ] haha i'm on a roll right? Someone made fun of me for having only 1 post earlier...trying to catch up...and damn you guys reply quick...isn't anyone at work?... i haven't done any actual work yet and someone might notice ;i'm not even moving the papers around in a weak attempt to appear to be working.

[/ QUOTE ]

Welcome to OOT /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[/ QUOTE ]what kind of service are you offering?

[/ QUOTE ]

i guess you've never seen zoolander.

[/ QUOTE ] ok nevermind ya ya i got it and yes i have seen it...own it...watched it over the weekend actually...

[RunDownHouse]

[ QUOTE ]
Don 't really need to prove anything to anyone...

[/ QUOTE ]
This statement and everything else you've done so far are completely contradictory.

[PITTM]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey ya'll..i'm a little new. Actually i've been reading you guys for a while, but haven't said much because #1 i'm a girl and i havent really seen many chicks on here...and i know there is alot of talk about hot chicks, but wasn't sure if they are actually allowed in OOT /images/graemlins/wink.gif, and #2 i'm too busy cracking up at you guys to be able to write anything. so I'm saying hello because i've noticed that the posts have been pretty weak lately, and therefore, whatever I say can't be that bad. OH and I need a few things-
#1 i need a little picture thingy...how does that work?
#2 what else do i need to hang in here?

oh and guys- take it easy on me, huh?

[/ QUOTE ]

welcome, as long as you refrain from saying "mah" instead of "my" (because, yes, "ah" is easier to type than "y" especially since h is directly next to y)...you have the other girls who post on this board crushed...

rj

[Voltron87]

[ QUOTE ]
i'm on my way

[/ QUOTE ]

this just pushed you over the edge. youre awesome.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Don 't really need to prove anything to anyone...

[/ QUOTE ]
This statement and everything else you've done so far are completely contradictory.

[/ QUOTE ]hehe oh ya?

[ QUOTE ]
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[ QUOTE ]
Don 't really need to prove anything to anyone...

[/ QUOTE ]
This statement and everything else you've done so far are completely contradictory.

[/ QUOTE ]hehe oh ya? wait you're right..i'm going to base my entire self worth on what a bnch of ppl in oot think...damn you've got me figured out...

[M2d]

[ QUOTE ]
um come man...i'm new...what the hell is DIY? everyone go ahead and spell everything out for me...except i learned SIIHP already thanks

[/ QUOTE ]
DIY="Do It Yourself"
not an OOT exclusive

[Tom1975]

[ QUOTE ]
i'm on my way

this just pushed you over the edge. you're a troll/guy .

[/ QUOTE ]
FYP

[Al P]

Suprised no the look at me beach pic.

[ QUOTE ]
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well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
who is your friend?

[/ QUOTE ]no idea what his name is on here...Jack mean anything to you?

[/ QUOTE ]

Jack who? Where do you know him from?

[/ QUOTE ] jack from DC...this will sound bad but i met him in a bar /images/graemlins/smile.gif...in baltimore airport...just got back from puerto rico with him...he/it was amazing

[Sephus]

[ QUOTE ]
hehe oh ya? wait you're right..i'm going to base my entire self worth on what a bnch of ppl in oot think...damn you've got me figured out...

[/ QUOTE ]

nothing like sarcasm for tearing down straw men. you care.

the only thing that isn't clear is whether you care because you're a "real" person or because you want to make people look stupid, the latter being higher in your range of possible holdings.

btw didnt you mean, "a bunch of people on an internet forum."?

[Stuey]

[ QUOTE ]
#1 i need a little picture thingy

[/ QUOTE ]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/blue4.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/kiss.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/cryingshame.jpg

or if you feel like being mean to us...


http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/blue.jpg

make us happy and use...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/Stuey2plus2/yum.gif

[peachy]

well gorie...what do u think

[billyjex]

i'm too lazy to read this whole thread, but i knew it was a troll the second i saw "her" name and the thread title. that's all.

[Alobar]

I can reply to this thread without reading any of the 180 replies (Which I havent). I bet this thread is full of lame ass panty sniffers, and prolly a few haters.

Either way, anyone who posts a "hi im a girl, please fawn on me" post in OOT is either a)an attention whore and weve already got plenty of those, so please stop posting. or b) not really a girl, and since thats been done beofre too, please stop posting.

[ QUOTE ]
I can reply to this thread without reading any of the 180 replies (Which I havent). I bet this thread is full of lame ass panty sniffers, and prolly a few haters.

Either way, anyone who posts a "hi im a girl, please fawn on me" post in OOT is either a)an attention whore and weve already got plenty of those, so please stop posting. or b) not really a girl, and since thats been done beofre too, please stop posting.

[/ QUOTE ] listen it was fun earlier ...and i am niether but thanks

[ QUOTE ]
i'm too lazy to read this whole thread, but i knew it was a troll the second i saw "her" name and the thread title. that's all.

[/ QUOTE ]hehe you know what happens when you assume right?

[RunDownHouse]

[ QUOTE ]
Either way, anyone who posts a "hi im a girl, please fawn on me" post in OOT is either a)an attention whore and weve already got plenty of those, so please stop posting.

[/ QUOTE ]
She's already handily rebuked me for even suggesting this. Clever girl.

[ QUOTE ]
well gorie...what do u think

[/ QUOTE ] i think she asked to see my boobs...and apparently there is more behind that one...not sure

[Stuey]

gorie is not mean like that she really wants to see them.

[ QUOTE ]

STFU nOOb! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

What means STFU?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

STFU nOOb! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

What means STFU?

[/ QUOTE ]

All the pokerjos are coming out of the woodwork now. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
who is your friend?

[/ QUOTE ]no idea what his name is on here...Jack mean anything to you?

[/ QUOTE ]

hes ur friend and uve been reading here for awhile and u never asked him who he was??

[B00T]

This thread sucks.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well...i hate my job. extremely bored one day and compaining to a friend of mine about it, demanding that he entertain me...and i believe the post he sent me was "are you gay if you give yourself head?" i read it and i've been hooked ever since

[/ QUOTE ]
who is your friend?

[/ QUOTE ]no idea what his name is on here...Jack mean anything to you?

[/ QUOTE ]

hes ur friend and uve been reading here for awhile and u never asked him who he was??

[/ QUOTE ] no, i know who he is..just don't know his screen name. i don't think he posts all that often either

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I demand a walk off.

[/ QUOTE ]

If nobody has any objections, I believe I might be of service.

[/ QUOTE ]

ok...this is offically the BEST name ever...i love david bowie...he is god

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
I can reply to this thread without reading any of the 180 replies (Which I havent). I bet this thread is full of lame ass panty sniffers, and prolly a few haters.

Either way, anyone who posts a "hi im a girl, please fawn on me" post in OOT is either a)an attention whore and weve already got plenty of those, so please stop posting. or b) not really a girl, and since thats been done beofre too, please stop posting.

[/ QUOTE ]

hahahaha i guess i hold spot A ??? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[peachy]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well gorie...what do u think

[/ QUOTE ] i think she asked to see my boobs...and apparently there is more behind that one...not sure

[/ QUOTE ]

well id like to see ur boobs as well

[usmfan]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well gorie...what do u think

[/ QUOTE ] i think she asked to see my boobs...and apparently there is more behind that one...not sure

[/ QUOTE ]

well id like to see ur boobs as well

[/ QUOTE ]

Ok. Now say it slower and with feeling this time.

[Stuey]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well gorie...what do u think

[/ QUOTE ] i think she asked to see my boobs...and apparently there is more behind that one...not sure

[/ QUOTE ]

well id like to see ur boobs as well

[/ QUOTE ]

Let's remember who started this "I wanna see your boobs and I will show you mine if you show me yours" boob posting war so we know who should go first and we don't go blaming the wrong person later k.

Now ladies, on your mark, get set, go!
Please go. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[mslif]

[ QUOTE ]
i don't think he posts all that often either

[/ QUOTE ]

This statement is actually incorrect.

[Boris]

don't be a dick. The attention whores are mildly entertaining. The guys acting like girls are awesome. who can argue that the saga of pokerjo was not one of the greatest OOT stories ever?

Attention whores and men in female persona are soooo much better than all the "help me wipe my ass" posts or "what's the best buttplug ever?" posts or "what should I order at the crappy restuarant?" posts.

[M2d]

[ QUOTE ]
Attention whores and men in female persona are soooo much better than all the "help me wipe my ass" posts or "what's the best buttplug ever?" posts or "what should I order at the crappy restuarant?" posts.

[/ QUOTE ]
don't even start on the "there's a hot chick who I think wants me, but I don't know how to approach her" threads.

[RunDownHouse]

And if I wanted to read posts of a bunch of guys drooling over one of those gender benders, I'd stick to AOL chatrooms.

[Boris]

pleez. spare your "I'm so cool" attitude.

besides, it wasn't a bunch of guys drooling over pokerjo. It was one guy in particular, cnfzzed. And it was funny as hell.

[wonderwes]

Its nice to see OOT still keeps on spinning.

Welcome to OOT babyblues888. By this sheer amount of replies, you can replace the Dear Bison thread while he is on break.

[RunDownHouse]

[ QUOTE ]
this just pushed you over the edge. youre awesome.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
If the girl in the photo is indeed you then you are very cute. Much better than that Dana Carvey look-alike in Adam Stewarts' recent "Hot or Not" thread.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Do you accept online marriage proposals from strangers?

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

i don't know why, but i believe her.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You look even hotter in that one.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I love you.

[/ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Very nice /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[/ QUOTE ]
Sorry if threads like this aren't my idea of a good read, and that's not even all of them. If that's a too cool for school attitude, fine.

[scotty34]

[ QUOTE ]
don't be a dick. The attention whores are mildly entertaining. The guys acting like girls are awesome. who can argue that the saga of pokerjo was not one of the greatest OOT stories ever?

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure that may be true, but it was original. If someone made a "yo man, this man averaged 2 home runs a game in college man, and man the ladies loved this man" how funny would that be?

[Boris]

gawd you're picky. She posted pictures (allegedly) of herself and you still whine? I'm thinking you're the girl.

BTW - I didn't see the pics. Is she hot?

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
well gorie...what do u think

[/ QUOTE ]

depends, what am i commenting on ?

[gorie]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
you're pretty. can we see you topless ?

[/ QUOTE ]
vnh

and gorie, i suggest u explain to our newbie y it's funny.

[/ QUOTE ]
hmm, because i expect visible nipples ? i don't get why that is funny.

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]

STFU nOOb! /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

What means STFU?

[/ QUOTE ]

All the pokerjos are coming out of the woodwork now. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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??? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Al P]

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gawd you're picky. She posted pictures (allegedly) of herself and you still whine? I'm thinking you're the girl.

BTW - I didn't see the pics. Is she hot?

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I posted one of her pics in my fattest chick thread. No I haven't done her (yet).

[siccjay]

This thread is long and HELLA pointless.

Put em on the glass.

[TheMainEvent]

I'll tell you what's annoying about this thread, its not the original post its the fact that it has over 200 replies

[Victor]

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pleez. spare your "I'm so cool" attitude.

besides, it wasn't a bunch of guys drooling over pokerjo. It was one guy in particular, cnfzzed. And it was funny as hell.

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dont forget sublime either.

[Boris]

I saw the pic. I'd hit it. definitely.

[Alobar]

thank God someone else is on the same page as me

[peachy]

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#1 i'm a girl and i havent really seen many chicks on here...and i know there is alot of talk about hot chicks, but wasn't sure if they are actually allowed in OOT /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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ok...im sure ill get called a hater here and told im jealous but im gonna go ahead and be the B-word...for assuming ur hot yourself u sure did turn out disappointing

but then again im picky....

go ahead and commence with the yellin at me for ruining ur whack off material /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[BillNye]

ok so why did you join these forums? To speak only in OOT, (the good plan) or do u like that one dumb game?

[peachy]

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ok so why did you join these forums? To speak only in OOT, (the good plan) or do u like that one dumb game?

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i sure as hell didnt join the forums to post my picture and make a HEY IM A GIRL AND IM ON THESE FORUMS POST!!! so insecure guys could whack off to it...

otherwise i post here when im bored and playin poker...which is unfortunate for the majority of u who cant stand me and have to read this crap

[TheMainEvent]

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i sure as hell didnt join the forums to post my picture and make a HEY IM A GIRL AND IM ON THESE FORUMS POST!!! so insecure guys could whack off to it...

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So let me get this straight...you're calling her an attention whore?

[peachy]

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i sure as hell didnt join the forums to post my picture and make a HEY IM A GIRL AND IM ON THESE FORUMS POST!!! so insecure guys could whack off to it...

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So let me get this straight...you're calling her an attention whore?

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no no not at all...just that shes not hot but claimed to be...i was kinda let down...i hope her boobs make up for it

[BillNye]

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ok so why did you join these forums? To speak only in OOT, (the good plan) or do u like that one dumb game?

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i sure as hell didnt join the forums to post my picture and make a HEY IM A GIRL AND IM ON THESE FORUMS POST!!! so insecure guys could whack off to it...

otherwise i post here when im bored and playin poker...which is unfortunate for the majority of u who cant stand me and have to read this crap

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i was actually speaking that other "girl"

and i agree with you, this "girl" makes a post "LOOK AT ME I HAVE BOOBS!" Has "she" posted in poker yet or is she offically a gimmick account?

and dont say "stfu u have all ur posts in OOT" cuz i dont, check them

[chuddo]

just curious peachy, but how attractive do you consider yourself?

also, any pictures of yourself posted in the past?

[peachy]

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just curious peachy, but how attractive do you consider yourself?

also, any pictures of yourself posted in the past?

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as ive stated in the past...im fat, greasy, ugly and moley...yes i have pictures but they will scare most cronic whackers dongs limp...and no there isnt a chance of me posting any...plus...this post isnt about me...so lets not make it that way

[Mercsgrl]

How come I can't see the pic?

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[peachy]

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How come I can't see the pic?

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r u supposed to be a girl too??

dude...i must be so outta the loop...i dont know whos what gender anymore and whos what gimmick account...its quite annoyin...but i almost dont care

[jakethebake]

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r u supposed to be a girl too??

dude...i must be so outta the loop...i dont know whos what gender anymore and whos what gimmick account...its quite annoyin...but i almost dont care

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this is the funniest thing ever.

[gorie]

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i sure as hell didnt join the forums to post my picture and make a HEY IM A GIRL AND IM ON THESE FORUMS POST!!! so insecure guys could whack off to it...

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So let me get this straight...you're calling her an attention whore?

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no no not at all...just that shes not hot but claimed to be...i was kinda let down...i hope her boobs make up for it

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why are me and peachy the only ones wanting boob pics ? and why is it taking so long to get them ?

[BillNye]

too many fake chicks!

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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too many fake chicks!

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Chicks with dicks!

[peachy]

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too many fake chicks!

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Chicks with dicks!

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im proud of mah dick!!

[gorie]

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just curious peachy, but how attractive do you consider yourself?

also, any pictures of yourself posted in the past?

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as ive stated in the past...im fat, greasy, ugly and moley...yes i have pictures but they will scare most cronic whackers dongs limp...and no there isnt a chance of me posting any...plus...this post isnt about me...so lets not make it that way

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i bet you're pretty. pics plz.

[Mercsgrl]

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r u supposed to be a girl too??

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Im not supposed to be a girl sweetheart...I am one! Dont know where ya been...never seen ya b4.

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[kerssens]

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just curious peachy, but how attractive do you consider yourself?

also, any pictures of yourself posted in the past?

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as ive stated in the past...im fat, greasy, ugly and moley...yes i have pictures but they will scare most cronic whackers dongs limp...and no there isnt a chance of me posting any...plus...this post isnt about me...so lets not make it that way

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i bet you're pretty. pics plz.

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Pics with boobs would be nice. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[jakethebake]

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r u supposed to be a girl too??

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Im not supposed to be a girl sweetheart...I am one! Dont know where ya been...never seen ya b4.

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would anyone like apic of stef? i think i have one someplace? /images/graemlins/blush.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Don't get me wrong, it's a good thing she's not here, but where the hell is Otis? I thought she'd be all over this one by now.

[peachy]

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just curious peachy, but how attractive do you consider yourself?

also, any pictures of yourself posted in the past?

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as ive stated in the past...im fat, greasy, ugly and moley...yes i have pictures but they will scare most cronic whackers dongs limp...and no there isnt a chance of me posting any...plus...this post isnt about me...so lets not make it that way

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i bet you're pretty. pics plz.

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hahaha thx sweety but im not /images/graemlins/laugh.gif id show u though hahah

[Mercsgrl]

I think you were spoken to about that already Jake...if not let me know...I'll see if someone can clarify why you shouldn't post my pic. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I think you were spoken to about that already Jake...if not let me know...I'll make sure you are /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Quick, Jake! Before she speaks!

[gorie]

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just curious peachy, but how attractive do you consider yourself?

also, any pictures of yourself posted in the past?

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as ive stated in the past...im fat, greasy, ugly and moley...yes i have pictures but they will scare most cronic whackers dongs limp...and no there isnt a chance of me posting any...plus...this post isnt about me...so lets not make it that way

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i bet you're pretty. pics plz.

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hahaha thx sweety but im not /images/graemlins/laugh.gif id show u though hahah

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[jakethebake]

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I think you were spoken to about that already Jake...if not let me know...I'll make sure you are /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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hey. if u come into a thread like this talking [censored] ya deserve what ya get. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[peachy]

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PM me pics !

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ahahah so they can trick u into givin them out?!?!?! ill think about it /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[gorie]

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PM me pics !

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ahahah so they can trick u into givin them out?!?!?! ill think about it /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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no i'm just curious, i wouldn't show anyone.

[Mercsgrl]

I edited my original post when I realized how it sounded. You were the one talking "stuff" ....why are you so obsessed with my picture Jake? I asked a question...not to you ....to someone who knew why....get a life buddy!

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[razor]

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why are me and peachy the only ones wanting boob pics ? and why is it taking so long to get them ?

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pm me yours please...

[kerssens]

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why are me and peachy the only ones wanting boob pics ? and why is it taking so long to get them ?

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pm me yours please...

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please show some respect, she's dying.

[jakethebake]

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I edited my original post when I realized how it sounded. You were the one talking "stuff" ....why are you so obsessed with my picture Jake? I asked a question...not to you ....to someone who knew why....get a life buddy!

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oh, settle down. i'm just kidding.

[peachy]

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why are me and peachy the only ones wanting boob pics ? and why is it taking so long to get them ?

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pm me yours please...

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please show some respect, she's dying.

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huh

[gorie]

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why are me and peachy the only ones wanting boob pics ? and why is it taking so long to get them ?

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pm me yours please...

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please show some respect, she's dying.

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it's funny cuz it's true. (sort of. i hope not. but i still don't have any boob pics regardless)

[jakethebake]

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why are me and peachy the only ones wanting boob pics ? and why is it taking so long to get them ?

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pm me yours please...

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please show some respect, she's dying.

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nice. so technically this is her final wish.