So I'm living with two girls...

[meleader2]

i'm screwing one of them.

the other just got back from paris and moved in. now i've been goofing around with 2 other chicks and just tonight some girl i just met (whom i'm 100% sure is a slut) just rubbed her tits all over me. in a bar. in front of my other friends.

how do i go about manuevering around my housemate WITHOUT bringing these other girls home so she doesn't explode and kick me out???

(MOVING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION I PAY 250 A MONTH RENT FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSE I'VE EVER SEEN)

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

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(MOVING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION I PAY 250 A MONTH RENT FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSE I'VE EVER SEEN)

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Loc: Women are truly -EV

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So you are banging like 4 girls at the same time yet underneath your avatar it says, "girls are truly -EV " ?

[meleader2]

lol my point exactly. it's ruining my life. girls are -EV and i can't escape them.

Maybe you should talk to Dex, I hope you are using a condom.

[Weatherhead03]

hotel room

[meleader2]

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Maybe you should talk to Dex, I hope you are using a condom.

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Trojan. Only the best for my general.

[Sephus]

you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN! you are the MAN!

stop me when you're satisfied.

[malokoman]

holiday inn.

[meleader2]

oh you're so CUTE! i do love your avatar though. you post in SSNL.

[meleader2]

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holiday inn.

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meh. i'd like to not waste $ on a place to eff. also now it would be hard to get them to pay. wouldn't it be odd for me to take them somewhere when they know i have a place??????

don't most girls find it odd?

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I like your reply:) A clever one

[bones]

"My roommate planned a very romantic dinner/evening with his girlfriend, so I'm giving them some privacy tonight."

[malokoman]

ok, around my part of town we have this place called the Terryville Motor Lodge, cheap as dirt however mostly occupied by drug addicts. However, you can surely come up with an excuse as why you need to take them to a hotel/motel can't you?

[rusellmj]

Uh, her place?

[meleader2]

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"My roommate planned a very romantic dinner/evening with his girlfriend, so I'm giving them some privacy tonight."

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lol very nice. i like that.

[meleader2]

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Uh, her place?

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we're talking 18 - 20 y/o's that still live with mumsy and dadsy.

[meleader2]

ok part 2:

that girl that rubbed her jugs on my chest at the bar was flirting with me but didn't go all they way for (i'm assuming and i can support with evidence if asked...) for the following reason:

if you've read my drunk coment's to girls thread you can assume i'm an [censored] to women. however have any of you noticed that when you get negative feedback from your friends that are women to THEIR friends (aka just as a joke when you guys are playing drinking card games that oh it's that kid dont' talk to him he's creepy and so on so forth) it definetly throws off your game. you have WAY less of a chance of getting with them than you would of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose.

any way to combat that? pulling the girl-friend aside and talking with them? i'm not sure what to do to eliminate competition yet widening my field of acceptance with the female acquaitances of my good girl friends.

[fimbulwinter]

you can be a pussy and worry or you can seek greatness and get working on a threeway plan.

fim

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Uh, her place?

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we're talking 12 - 16 y/o's that still live with mumsy and dadsy.

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[meleader2]

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Uh, her place?

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we're talking 12 - 16 y/o's that still live with mumsy and dadsy.

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WHOA!

[meleader2]

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you can be a pussy and worry or you can seek greatness and get working on a threeway plan.

fim

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in progress good buddy /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[Malachii]

God, how I WISH I had your problems. Fucker.

[sexdrugsmoney]

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how do i go about manuevering around my housemate WITHOUT bringing these other girls home so she doesn't explode and kick me out???

(MOVING OUT IS NOT AN OPTION I PAY 250 A MONTH RENT FOR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOUSE I'VE EVER SEEN)

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Tell your housemate you love her and want to marry her.

This is the only +EV play you have left, suck it up soldier!

[CardSharpCook]

I find this thread lame.

[shant]

My problem is not having this problem to deal with.

[blatz]

How hard is it too pretend to be gay around Norman Fell?

[jakethebake]

First...

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Also, this is the most poorly disguised brag thread in recent history.