bustedchucks
08-23-2005, 07:08 PM
so theres this lizard walking through the jungle and he passes a tree with a monkey rolling a joint in it. the monkeys like " hey lizard, come up and smoke this with me"
so the lizard goes up and they start smoking. halfway through the lizard gets some serious cotton mouth so he tells the monkey hes going down the river to get something to drink.
"alright" the monkey tells him" but hurry back before this is finished.
down at the river the lizard meets a crocodile and tells him about the really good bud the monkeys got and so the croc goes off to the tree to see if he can get a hit.
when he gets there the croc yells up at the monkey"hey man, is that joint still going?'
and the monkeys says
"DUDE, HOW MUCH [censored]ing' WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?"
so the lizard goes up and they start smoking. halfway through the lizard gets some serious cotton mouth so he tells the monkey hes going down the river to get something to drink.
"alright" the monkey tells him" but hurry back before this is finished.
down at the river the lizard meets a crocodile and tells him about the really good bud the monkeys got and so the croc goes off to the tree to see if he can get a hit.
when he gets there the croc yells up at the monkey"hey man, is that joint still going?'
and the monkeys says
"DUDE, HOW MUCH [censored]ing' WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?"