Stranded on a tropical island

[jokerthief]

You are stranded on a tropical island and you have the choice of one album, one book, one mate (pics please), one drink, and one tool. The tropical island is very hospitable with plenty of fresh water, wild fruits, and vegetables. The drink you can choose will be supplied in an amount such that you will never run out. The tool, however, will not be infinite in supply.

What will you choose?

*edit* Assume playing the album is taken care of.

[Jeebus]

one album :Advance and Vanquish by Three Inches of Blood
One tool: knife (that way I can cut fruit up to put into beverage)
beverage: rum (obviously)
of course I also need a music device to play said album.
I'd probably have to get the entire lord of the rings collection in one book for my book, but i can't think of anything else right now so thats default.
Mate:thats hard

[DasLeben]

Album: Rush - Permanent Waves
Book: JRR Tolkien - Lord of the Rings
Mate: Jessica Alba, of course.
Drink: I'd like to say alcohol, but I'm done with that indefinitely. Gatorade maybe? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Tool: Swiss Army knife

[offTopic]

Album: As long as it's a CD that I can use for a signalling device, I won't be picky...I want long playing time and max variety. Boogie Nights soundtrack.

Book:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0060578793.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Mate: I can't post a pic of my GF without permission - 2+2 could get sued! WTF are you thinking???

Drink: Some kind of clear alcohol that is also flammable. Everclear.

Tool: Dead. After we tire of his hijinx, we can bash his head in with a rock and then eat him. If Dead is not available, second choice is a good saw or a machete, as we'll need to make some shelter.

However, if there are many trees, and all I need to do is fashion a lean-to or something, this might come in handy-er...(although I notice that unlike the SA Knives, this doesn't have a magnifying glass - I'll figure out how to make a fire):

http://www.ishop.co.uk/ishop/images/877/LEATHERMAN-JUICE-C2.jpg

[pokerdirty]

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Tool: Dead. After we tire of his hijinx, we can bash his head in with a rock and then eat him. If Dead is not available, second choice is a good saw or a machete, as we'll need to make some shelter.

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He's been gone for a month and he still gets no love...

[touchfaith]

Album: RUSH, All the worlds a stage (2 for the price of 1)
Book: Survival for Dummies (luckily, my mate can read this to me)
Drink: Coffee (I can get drunk off roots and stuff)
Mate: She knows who she is (and no, you can't have pics) /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Tool: Leatherman

[DasLeben]

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Album: RUSH, All the worlds a stage (2 for the price of 1)

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This might be a better option than mine.

[jokerthief]

My picks.

Album--Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds, Live at Luther College

Book--Lord of the Rings

Mate-- Pic Too Big (http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/Natalie%20Portman%2089.jpg)

Drink--Absinth

Tool-- http://www.bonthronebikes.com/product_images_lrg/lrg_1075.gif

[BillNye]

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Tool: Dead. After we tire of his hijinx, we can bash his head in with a rock and then eat him. If Dead is not available, second choice is a good saw or a machete, as we'll need to make some shelter.

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He's been gone for a month and he still gets no love...

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I give him some love

dead was awsome, its hard to get so many people hating you

[cdxx]

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Mate-- Pic Too Big (http://www.natalieportman.com/picstemp/Natalie%20Portman%2089.jpg)


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OMFG, what is wrong with her toe???
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[touchfaith]

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Tool: Dead. After we tire of his hijinx, we can bash his head in with a rock and then eat him. If Dead is not available, second choice is a good saw or a machete, as we'll need to make some shelter.

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He's been gone for a month and he still gets no love...

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I give him some love

dead was awsome, its hard to get so many people hating you

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Reged: 03/23/05

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Hi Dead...Welcome back.

[yoadrians]

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You are stranded on a tropical island and you have the choice of one album, one book, one mate (pics please), one drink, and one tool. The tropical island is very hospitable with plenty of fresh water, wild fruits, and vegetables. The drink you can choose will be supplied in an amount such that you will never run out. The tool, however, will not be infinite in supply.

What will you choose?

*edit* Assume playing the album is taken care of.

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Album: Frank Sinatra: Reprise, 20 Greatest Hits
Book: The Bible
Mate: My wife, Katie - who also is my best 'mate', so to speak
Drink: Mountain Dew
Tool: Uh, probably my little brother ... or a hand-held hatchet

[DukeSucks]

Just give me a Leatherman and the mate and you can have the rest.

http://teemix.aufeminin.com/imworld1/stars/fan/D20050304/1280_99128365_into_the_blue2_H125310_L.jpg
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jessica_alba/white_bikini_02.jpg

[Dave G.]

Album: Dark side of the Moon.
Book: Uh, I don't think there's a book I could read more than twice and not become bored with it... I did enjoy Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy, so I guess I'll go with that.
Drink: Kahlua. I could have picked many things here, but something alcoholic is the basic idea.
Tool: I don't see why you'd need some tool with like 40 things sticking out of it. What are you going to use a screwdriver for, fixing your PC? I think a sword would be my tool. Cut vegetables, kill stuff, and pretend to be a ninja when I get bored, which wouldn't be very often at all, given my....
Mate:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a294/daveg1111/03.jpg

[jakethebake]

Album:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003TA6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Drink:
http://www.teamlorenz.com/Signs/147%20shiner%20bock%20glass.JPG

Tool:
http://img106.exs.cx/img106/5089/cimg00220qm.jpg

Book: This one is tough, but probably something like this...
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0743235533.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Mate:
Probably just some incredibly sexy, sweet, tough, attractive, smart, tasty girl with a French accent.

[diebitter]

Album: The Blue Album, Beatles (greatest hits from their later work)
Book: SSHE
Mate: Jessica Rabbit made flesh, or some young, disease-free sex addict who cannot concieve, and is smart and industrious.
Drink: Pepsi Max
Tool: Derek Flint's lighter, or realistically one of them knives Rambo uses, one you could skin a crocodile with.

[jakethebake]

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one you could skin a crocodile with.

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new shoes?

[Shajen]

Album: doesn't matter. Eventually, I'd get tired of it. Probably something classical, maybe some Bach or Beethoven.

Drink: http://fff.neutech.fi/Travel/Images/2003_Travel_022morgan.jpg

But, I'd need a mixer, the Capn straight ain't good.

Tool:
http://www.superbows.com/images/rambo%20knife%20big.JPG

Book: Survival Guide

Mate: The wife. There's a reason I married her. Besides, she's about the only woman that willingly puts up with my [censored].

[diebitter]

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Mate: The wife. There's a reason I married her. Besides, she's about the only woman that willingly puts up with my [censored].

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I'm very curious as to what the missing word is.

[diebitter]

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one you could skin a crocodile with.

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new shoes?

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underwear.

[Matty]

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Mate: The wife. There's a reason I married her. Besides, she's about the only woman that willingly puts up with my [censored].

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I'm very curious as to what the missing word is.

[/ QUOTE ]it's [censored].

[jakethebake]

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But, I'd need a mixer, the Capn straight ain't good.

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He said there's fruit, coconuts and stuff so I'm assuming you could do fruity foo foo island drinks.

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Mate: The wife. There's a reason I married her. Besides, she's about the only woman that willingly puts up with my [censored].

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This is moot. The woman will be stuck on the island with you. She'll have no choice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[diebitter]

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Mate: The wife. There's a reason I married her. Besides, she's about the only woman that willingly puts up with my [censored].

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I'm very curious as to what the missing word is.

[/ QUOTE ]it's [censored].

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Yeah thanks.

[Vavavoom]

ALBUM : Micheal Jackson - Bad/Thriller
BOOK : Hmmmm.........I really don't know what I would have to read that would be re-readable to that degree......maybe The Bible (A.K.A SuperSystem 2....Lol)
DRINK : DP Rose 1995...If I'm gonna be on a desert island...i want Champagne...
TOOL : LongSaw
MATE : (Would have to be female so as to pass the time, only ones I have pics of that are on my work PC will be posted....So I'll post one of them....)

This would be my mate (Was my best mate at University) that I'd like to be stranded with....:

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9093/nic28rw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Shajen]

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This is moot. The woman will be stuck on the island with you. She'll have no choice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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True, but it would get old having to untie her all the time so she could eat and stuff.

[jakethebake]

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This is moot. The woman will be stuck on the island with you. She'll have no choice. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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True, but it would get old having to untie her all the time so she could eat and stuff.

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This is interesting. I kinda thought the tying her up thing was what you did when other stuff got old & boring.

[TheMainEvent]

Picking a mate based purely on looks is obviously a poor choice here. She's gonna look awful after a few weeks no matter how hot she is in makeup. And since this will be the only other human on the island, you're going to need her for lots of other things besides sex. Plus if she's annoying you will surely murder her.

[jakethebake]

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you're going to need her for lots of other things besides sex.

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Yes. Pick a curvy girl in case you have to eat her.

[wayabvpar]

Album- The 4 Seasons- Vivaldi
Tool- Survival Knife
Drink- Club Soda or sparking water (goes great with fruit juices)- I don't want to be hung over on a desert island =)
Mate- my wife. Great company, great cook
Book- The complete works of William Shakespeare. Long enough to keep me reading for quite awhile, and interesting enough to reread.

[DonBaker]

Album: The Fragile - NIN
Book: Kamasutra
Mate: Jessica Alba, or any sexy, good looking girl.
Drink: rhum my friend!
Tool: razor!! for her! so she can shave !!

[miajag81]

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Mate: Jessica Alba, or any sexy, good looking girl.
Tool: razor!! for her! so she can shave !!

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Brilliant, IMO.

[TheMainEvent]

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Album: The Fragile - NIN
Book: Kamasutra
Mate: Jessica Alba, or any sexy, good looking girl.
Drink: rhum my friend!
Tool: razor!! for her! so she can shave !!

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Well you'd be dead within weeks, but I bet you'd have a great time!

[jakethebake]

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Tool: razor!! for her! so she can shave !!

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Not a fan?

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/image/weird/beard/dw2a.jpg

[mslif]

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you're going to need her for lots of other things besides sex.

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Yes. Pick a curvy girl in case you have to eat her.

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If you eat her then what are you going to have sex with?

[jakethebake]

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If you eat her then what are you going to have sex with?

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Good point. I'll live off the beer if I run out of food. I didn't really want to eat you anyway. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[mslif]

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If you eat her then what are you going to have sex with?

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Good point. I'll live off the beer if I run out of food. I didn't really want to eat you anyway. /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Well I am sure I like your curvy comment then /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[jakethebake]

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Well I am sure I like your curvy comment then /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Ok. We live off the beer & fruit. Any other eating is structly for pleasure. How's that sound?

[mslif]

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Well I am sure I like your curvy comment then /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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Ok. We live off the beer & fruit. Any other eating is structly for pleasure. How's that sound?

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gifdaddy

[Dominic]

The Cars - Anthology
The complete Encylopedia Brittanica
a knife or a lighter, I haven't decided.

....and Mandy Moore. I like 'em innocent and perky. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CORed]

Does anybody ever get stranded on an island in the temperate zone?

[peachy]

Lifehouse - No Name Face
World History Novel
Matthew
Kamikazee
Knife

[jakethebake]

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Lifehouse - No Name Face
World History Novel
Matthew
Kamikazee
Knife

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Poor Matthew. Can you imagine being stuck on an island with and armed peachy with an endless number of kazis? ggrrrrrrrr...

[Freakin]

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Does anybody ever get stranded on an island in the temperate zone?

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no coconuts. coconuts bring hilarity.

Freakin

[trying2learn]

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Lifehouse - No Name Face
World History Novel
Matthew
Kamikazee
Knife

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Poor Matthew. Can you imagine being stuck on an island with and armed peachy with an endless number of kazis? ggrrrrrrrr...

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genius.

[jakethebake]

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Ok. We live off the beer & fruit. Any other eating is structly for pleasure. How's that sound?

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I /images/graemlins/heart.gifdaddy

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[TheBlueMonster]

album: Aha Shake Heartbreak by Kings of Leon
book: Rings of Saturn by WG Sebald
mate: obviously my gf /images/graemlins/grin.gif
drink: Newcastle Brown Ale
tool: a yacht

[TheBlueMonster]

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Book: The Bible


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your God has forsaken you! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Freakin]

I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

Freakin

[jakethebake]

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[Freakin]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

[mslif]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

Freakin

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

[warlockjd]

Is this Island Rand McNally?

[Freakin]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I'm sorry. I agree that it was inappropriate. No complaints here if mods delete it.

Freakin

[Dominic]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I don't think anyone is reccommending we drug and then rape Jessica Alba. It was a joke. A pretty mild one, at that.

[TheMainEvent]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

Freakin

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I don't think anyone is reccommending we drug and then rape Jessica Alba. It was a joke. A pretty mild one, at that.

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Well thanks for clearing that up, the silent tension of this thread has been mounting for the last 3 months

[CollinEstes]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

Freakin

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I don't think anyone is reccommending we drug and then rape Jessica Alba. It was a joke. A pretty mild one, at that.

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Well thanks for clearing that up, the silent tension of this thread has been mounting for the last 3 months

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First post that made me laugh aloud in awhile.

[SL__72]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I don't think anyone is reccommending we drug and then rape Jessica Alba. It was a joke. A pretty mild one, at that.

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Well thanks for clearing that up, the silent tension of this thread has been mounting for the last 3 months

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This thread got ninja bumped /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[diebitter]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

Freakin

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I don't think anyone is reccommending we drug and then rape Jessica Alba. It was a joke. A pretty mild one, at that.

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Well thanks for clearing that up, the silent tension of this thread has been mounting for the last 3 months

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First post that made me laugh aloud in awhile.

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Ya, was g00t! I'll be looking for TheMainEvent's little gems from now on /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[CollinEstes]

His avatar made it even funnier because I imagined it in Bernad's dry monotone voice.

[Landon_McFly]

Hmm...

All I need is

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000DZFL0.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

and never ending pitcher of...

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/Raspberry%20Invisible%20Kool-Aid.jpg

One tool?
hmm...

http://www.facetscrystals.co.uk/Images/magic_lamp1.gif

One mate? Easy...
http://www.importtuner.com/models/0301it_model02.jpg http://kelly.primetap.com/rachelsterling.jpg

[Dominic]

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I think most of you fail to realize that tropical island or not, Jessica Alba will still reject you.

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I think that's what the booze and knife is for. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Tool chosen should have been Rohypnol /images/graemlins/wink.gif I wonder how many times that trick would work. Think she'd figure it out?

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Don't joke around with that please.

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I don't think anyone is reccommending we drug and then rape Jessica Alba. It was a joke. A pretty mild one, at that.

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Well thanks for clearing that up, the silent tension of this thread has been mounting for the last 3 months

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First post that made me laugh aloud in awhile.

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LOL...me too! I didn't look at the dates.... /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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Why the hell would you bump this thread? /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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This thread got ninja bumped /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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nm. that explains it. fuckers. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

[gamblore99]

Obvious tool is axe, its a knife plus. Especially useful for cutting trees, which a knife cant do.

For book I think the best choice is something that challenges you intellectually and thus will take somet time. A book about math or science. As a random suggestion the big book newton wrote on math. I forget the name.
Album something by goo goo dolls or dave mathews.

The mate is jessica simpson or some other hot singer who is more intellignet. this way they can sing for me as well as be awesomely hot. Drink is wine.