What's the best reply to zzzzzzzzzz?

[pottie]

A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

[Reef]

qawl;ekjfl;asdjglasl;vbal;gjl;j

[gabbahh]

Do nothin!!
Somebody saying zzzzzz is getting iritated about your delayed action. This messes up his game, let's keep it that way.

[Your Mom]

I say "Your Z key is stuck."

[Guernica4000]

F uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Just kidding! I wouldn't say anything. It is easier if you just shut off the chat. Then you don't even see the zzzzzzzzzzz.

[dogmeat]

yyyyyyyyyareuuuuuuudoingthatuuuuuuuufk

Dogmeat /images/graemlins/spade.gif

[jrbick]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbb
ccccccccccccccccccccccccccdddddddddddddddddddddddd
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffff and so on, so forth.

But seriously, I just have chat turned off. I always wanna get involved w/ the TC's and have ended up on tilt because of it.

[rory]

sorry she regained conciousness

[adamstewart]

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A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy



Adam

[MicroBob]

yes. i've done this.

the guy was getting so carried away with it that we graduated onto:

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr
88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 88888
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnn
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;

etc etc.

it was a true war. those chat-box situations can sure get dicey sometimes.

[lastsamurai]

bbbbbllllllllooooooooowwwwwwwwww mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

[goofball]

playing a bit slower

[whiskeytown]

say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

[Non_Comformist]

[censored] off dick head

[SoftcoreRevolt]

Start screaming at yourself in the third person for taking so long.

[adamstewart]

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

[odellthurman]

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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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Was it an lol or a lmao? I really must know.

[adamstewart]

[ QUOTE ]
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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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Was it an lol or a lmao? I really must know.

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Your answer lies in my original reply.


.<font color="white"> oh ya, and stfu n00b journeyman</font> .


Adam

[odellthurman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
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say sorry, you were surfing for porn - but luckily, you're ambidexterous and can use the mouse with either hand...

that'll get an ewwww... out of them

RB

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I actually laughed out loud.

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Adam

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Was it an lol or a lmao? I really must know.

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Your answer lies in my original reply.


.<font color="white"> oh ya, and stfu n00b journeyman</font> .


Adam

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STFU? STFU? Yeah - - I know the whole sticks and stones thing, but abbreviations can hurt. Please don't hurt me any more.

[mmbt0ne]

"sssssssssss, i'm a snake. get it."

[DMBFan23]

there is no comeback just hurry the [censored] up

[CORed]

[ QUOTE ]
A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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If you don't like this speed, I can play slower.

[whiskeytown]

and then of course, you can throw in a "fap, fap, fap, fap" for good measure

RB

[Mr Mojo Risin]

Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

[xCEO]

[ QUOTE ]
Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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I hate you

[party36master]

[ QUOTE ]
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Adam

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I use that one.

[Maddenboy]

sometimes, whether the person is "zzzzzzzz"ing me or someone else, i ask:

"does that ever work? In the history of poker, has that EVER made a person play faster?"

[poker-penguin]

"I would have played by now but I wanted to see what you were typing"

[jstewsmole]

Change ur screename to zzzzzzz.
That way u turn the tables on them. I f they still type zzzzzzzzzz in the chat box, U can reply, "exactly" or "what the [censored] did u expect?"

[ImDaMan]

NH. LMFAO!

Samarai gets my vote for best response.

[Guernica4000]

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

[/ QUOTE ]

That is just stupid!

You annoy all the players at the table because one guy types in zzzzz. What if you make all the fish go away? Do you care if you have a good table? Or is the zzzz more important.
I can tell by this one post that you are not a winning player and you probably don't even know why.

[punter11235]

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join him

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FYP

And its the fastest way to actually "own" the table.

Best wishes

[Stormwolf]

Thats the sound your mother made last night

[MicroBob]

I can't imagine that the zzzzzzzz players are anything BUT fish.
The super-annoyed idiots who will zzzzzzzz you are the one's you want at your table.
Usually they are also the types to complain that they can't possibly win against you because yo play so freaking bad.

[TheRegulat0r]

"I've been playing in my sleep the whole time, and I'm still taking your money. It's good to see we're on an even playing-field now. You might as well make the check out to &lt;insert screnname&gt; now and save yourself some time."

Kind of long, but gets the job done.

[Grisgra]

[ QUOTE ]
A player i frequently play with like this comment whenever i think for more than 5 seconds - I need a comeback please help...

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I vote "take a [censored] action," you twit.

Saying "ZZZZ" to me is actually a tell. The ZZZZer is likely on tilt or at the very least anxious and easily put on tilt. I say max out your time every hand until he loses it.

[MadMat]

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

[/ QUOTE ]

I do exactly the same, seems to really wind some of them up too /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Mat

[stragf]

Look everyone! He must have narcolepsy because he just fell asleep.

[Bikeboy]

How about just turn off the chat box altogther? I just don't see the benefit.

I did the entire alphabet tonight, this was pretty fun. The guy did the z's for the fourth time when I'd had enough. He didn't do it again after this:

***** Hand History for Game 2576992168 *****
$3/$6 Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 22, 02:59:41 EDT 2005
Table Table 55056 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ZatoIchiPwns ( $91.04 )
Seat 2: bighurt123 ( $77.52 )
Seat 3: KimJongIl911 ( $195.50 )
Seat 5: BVEMS ( $366.42 )
Seat 6: Sister_Marge ( $164 )
Seat 4: allcounty95 ( $291.50 )
KimJongIl911 posts small blind [$1].
allcounty95 posts big blind [$3].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to allcounty95 [ Kh 2s ]
BVEMS folds.
Sister_Marge folds.
&gt;You have options at Table 55471 (6 max) Table!.
ZatoIchiPwns raises [$6].
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
BVEMS: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
bighurt123 calls [$6].
KimJongIl911 folds.
allcounty95 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 2c, 2d, 9s ]
ZatoIchiPwns bets [$3].
bighurt123 calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
ZatoIchiPwns bets [$6].
BVEMS: u smokin dope over there?????
bighurt123 folds.
ZatoIchiPwns does not show cards.
ZatoIchiPwns wins $27
allcounty95: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

***** Hand History for Game 2576994969 *****
$3/$6 Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 22, 03:00:33 EDT 2005
Table Table 55056 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ZatoIchiPwns ( $103.04 )
Seat 2: bighurt123 ( $68.52 )
Seat 3: KimJongIl911 ( $194.50 )
Seat 5: BVEMS ( $366.42 )
Seat 6: Sister_Marge ( $164 )
Seat 4: allcounty95 ( $288.50 )
allcounty95 posts small blind [$1].
BVEMS posts big blind [$3].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to allcounty95 [ 4c 7h ]
allcounty95: bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
&gt;You have options at Table 55471 (6 max) Table!.
Sister_Marge calls [$3].
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95: ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95: dddddddddddddddddddddd
ZatoIchiPwns could not respond in time.(disconnected)
ZatoIchiPwns folds.
allcounty95: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
bighurt123 calls [$3].
KimJongIl911 folds.
allcounty95 folds.
BVEMS checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Ks, Kd ]
allcounty95: ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
BVEMS checks.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95: gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
Sister_Marge checks.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
bighurt123 bets [$3].
BVEMS folds.
allcounty95: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiii
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
Sister_Marge calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2h ]
allcounty95: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
allcounty95: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
allcounty95: llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llll
allcounty95: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sister_Marge checks.
allcounty95: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
bighurt123 bets [$6].
allcounty95: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
allcounty95: pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Sister_Marge calls [$6].
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95: qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
Sister_Marge checks.
allcounty95: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
allcounty95: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
bighurt123 checks.
Sister_Marge shows [ Ad, Qc ] a pair of kings.
bighurt123 doesn't show [ 8h, 3h ] a pair of kings.
Sister_Marge wins $27 from the main pot with a pair of kings with ace kicker.
ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

***** Hand History for Game 2577003563 *****
$3/$6 Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 22, 03:03:17 EDT 2005
Table Table 55056 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: ZatoIchiPwns ( $103.04 )
Seat 2: bighurt123 ( $56.52 )
Seat 3: KimJongIl911 ( $194.50 )
Seat 5: BVEMS ( $363.42 )
Seat 6: Sister_Marge ( $179 )
Seat 4: allcounty95 ( $287.50 )
BVEMS posts small blind [$1].
Sister_Marge posts big blind [$3].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to allcounty95 [ 8h Kd ]
allcounty95: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ZatoIchiPwns folds.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
bighurt123 calls [$3].
KimJongIl911 folds.
allcounty95: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
&gt;You have options at Table 55471 (6 max) Table!.
allcounty95 folds.
BVEMS raises [$5].
Sister_Marge calls [$3].
allcounty95: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
bighurt123 calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 4h, 6s ]
allcounty95: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
BVEMS bets [$3].
Sister_Marge calls [$3].
allcounty95: and you already did z
bighurt123 raises [$6].
BVEMS raises [$6].
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
Sister_Marge calls [$6].
bighurt123 raises [$6].
BVEMS calls [$3].
Sister_Marge calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3c ]
&gt;You have options at Table 55471 (6 max) Table!.
BVEMS checks.
Sister_Marge checks.
allcounty95: YAY! that's the alphabet!
bighurt123 bets [$6].
BVEMS calls [$6].
ZatoIchiPwns: allcounty, u ahve a good voice
Sister_Marge calls [$6].
** Dealing River ** [ 4c ]
BVEMS checks.
&gt;You have options at Table 55171 (6 max) Table!.
Sister_Marge checks.
allcounty95: ty
bighurt123 bets [$6].
BVEMS calls [$6].
Sister_Marge calls [$6].
bighurt123 shows [ 5c, 6c ] two pairs, sixes and fours.
BVEMS shows [ 9s, 9c ] two pairs, nines and fours.
Sister_Marge doesn't show [ As, Qs ] two pairs, fours and threes.
BVEMS wins $88 from the main pot with two pairs

[Stork]

Hey, I'm Zat /images/graemlins/cool.gif

Sup.

Had a feeling you were a 2+2er, you play goot.

[Stork]

Ty, same to you.

I had a feeling you were a 2p2er when I saw "allcounty95". I've seen the standard 'sup bro' go wrong too many times though to ask it in the chat.

[Stork]

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Whenever they zzzzzzzz me, I always use up the max time till they leave the table, doesnt take long normally, and a lot of the time other people will join you.

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I hate you

[/ QUOTE ]

Why do you need a comeback? Bullshit trash talk is getting out of hand on line. Most of it is completely juvenile (and, even worse, low quality ;-)). The funny thing is that I find a lot more of it at lower limits (10/20 6max) than higher (30/60+).

[JDErickson]

Usually these guys are fish and are losing. My usualy return is:

"Are you losing too slow xxx?"

[CaptainCrunch]

"oh, I'm sorry, is it my turn?"

[Swedebubba]

A:zzzzzzzzzz
B:you tired too??

[CCass]

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey.

[lastsamurai]

Dont worry man...pokerstars is open 24/7

[Girchuck]

"Sleep apnea can kill you"