When did Flight Attendants Stop Being Hot?

[ChipWrecked]

In the Sixties, stews were the hottest thing going. Almost like supermodels today. Now, most of them are, um, nearing the end of their careers, or are 'meh' looking at best. Or are gay men, of course. Almost forgot.

My 'Mile-High Club' fantasy has something to do with a hottie stew and a night flight to Paris... oh, well.

Oh, btw...

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[STLantny]

when the femi-nazi's put a stop to weight requirements for stewardesess.

[imported_anacardo]

Most of the carriers I fly haven't hired a new stewardess since 1965. There's your problem right there.

[durron597]

It's the same stewardesses, just 30 years older.

[jakethebake]

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It's the same stewardesses, just 30 years older.

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All the airlines have been in and out of bankruptcy. They cut deals with the unions to layoff more each time. The ones with seniority get to stay.

[mmbt0ne]

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when the femi-nazi's put a stop to weight requirements for stewardesess.

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DING!!

[bwana devil]

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It's the same stewardesses, just 30 years older.

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All the airlines have been in and out of bankruptcy. They cut deals with the unions to layoff more each time. The ones with seniority get to stay.

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that's what you have to add to this thread? so lame. it was the stewardess story where i gained respect for 'thebake.

bwana

[jakethebake]

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that's what you have to add to this thread? so lame. it was the stewardess story where i gained respect for 'thebake. bwana

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Fine here...

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[bwana devil]

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Fine here...

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nice!! the plot thickens

EDIT: nevermind i see you just linked to the story in another post today. you're giving the crowd what they want.

[durron597]

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[swede123]

Actually you are getting to the heart of the problem in your title of the post. When they started insisting they be called flight attendants instead of stewardesses is when the whole job turned from hot babes to "independent working women." Once they rename coctail waitresses "beverage attendants" we'll know we won't see nearly as many hotties at work in our casinos.

Swede

[kurosh]

When I went to Europe, I flew on AirFrance and man... there were a lot of smoking girls. The french accent and handkerchief around the neck just made it that much better.

[swede123]

Do they still let you smoke on AirFrance flights or is it just in terminals and such?

Swede

[newfant]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/IronBallsMcGinty/stewardess.jpg

[siccjay]

It's sad. I've been on about 10 flights and have never had a hot flight attendent.

[arod15]

OK!!!!!

[MrTrik]

When I flew a ton in the early 90's there were still some hot ones. Lately, I have seen a decent looking young woman once. I have however seen a pretty hot older woman once. Probably young 50s or so. But just once.

[poker-penguin]

Qantas, Air NZ, Westjet, all have at leasy one hot flight attendant when I fly.

Maybe "when did American flight attendants stop being hot?" is a better title for this thread?

[lu_hawk]

american flight attendents are the least hot because they are all 75 yr old women that used to be good looking. most asian airlines still are able to keep young, pretty, and single flight attendent crews.

[Rotating Rabbit]

They stopped being hot when they joined Helios.

[pokerdirty]

its the worst when the stewardess' ass is bigger than the aisle, and you have an aisle seat.

[Toro]

Halle Berry in Executive Descision

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I flew to Japan and a japanese guy told me that the flight attendants in Japan are much better because they take their job more seriously. Everything in Japan is better, though. Where else can you walk down the street in downtown and get a cheeseburger and then walk a few more feet and buy a handjob or blowjob and then be on your way. No joke. They have signs outside saying "Handjob $30 ". I was with a japanese girlfriend of mine and she told me what it said.

[Toro]

that's a lot of yen for a HJ.

[newfant]

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I flew to Japan and a japanese guy told me that the flight attendants in Japan are much better because they take their job more seriously. Everything in Japan is better, though. Where else can you walk down the street in downtown and get a cheeseburger and then walk a few more feet and buy a handjob or blowjob and then be on your way. No joke. They have signs outside saying "Handjob $30 ". I was with a japanese girlfriend of mine and she told me what it said.

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Don't they also sell teenage girls' used panties in vending machines?

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[KaneKungFu123]

in thailand, flight attendents are former movie stars and models.

[AncientPC]

The flight attendants on Asian flights are usually pretty good.

In Japan, you must be under 25 to be a flight attendent. 25+ you get transferred to ground crew. At 30 you're forced into retirement. Also, prettier girls are transferred for international flights.

They sell porno and beer in vending machines in Japan. I was staying at my japanese girlfriend's house. I don't recommend this BTW. DON'T DO THIS !! Her parents didn't know that I was her boyfriend until like a week before I was coming. Long story and I won't get into it here. Very strict parents. Bad situation.

Anyway, yes, everything is very expensive there. It actually looked more like , "handjob 3000 "
So it looks like 3000 dollars but 3000 is like $30 in american money. It was written in japanese so I had to ask her what it meant. 99 % of everything is in japanese so if you don't have someone walking you around, you will get lost in Japan. Everyone is really nice there, though. Unbelievable. You could get a girlfriend there in less than one week and if you are really good looking guy, you will get screwing in the first night.

[KaneKungFu123]

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They sell porno and beer in vending machines in Japan. I was staying at my japanese girlfriend's house. I don't recommend this BTW. DON'T DO THIS !! Her parents didn't know that I was her boyfriend until like a week before I was coming. Long story and I won't get into it here. Very strict parents. Bad situation.

Anyway, yes, everything is very expensive there. It actually looked more like , "handjob 3000 "
So it looks like 3000 dollars but 3000 is like $30 in american money. It was written in japanese so I had to ask her what it meant. 99 % of everything is in japanese so if you don't have someone walking you around, you will get lost in Japan. Everyone is really nice there, though. Unbelievable. You could get a girlfriend there in less than one week and if you are really good looking guy, you will get screwing in the first night.

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how long did you stay in japan? make a thread talking about it, like i did about thailand. that would be awesome.

ps: you seem like a cool/interesting guy.

[kurosh]

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Do they still let you smoke on AirFrance flights or is it just in terminals and such?

Swede

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I did not see anyone smoking. I doubt they would let you smoke on the flight.

[youtalkfunny]

Catherine Zeta Jones in The Terminal

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[Toro]

The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

[KaneKungFu123]

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The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

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WTF do you expect from some idiotic redneck baseball player? He probally wanted them to cook his sushi and wanted an order of french fries. What a total donkey. Gabe Kapler is the biggest faggot of all time.

[KaneKungFu123]

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Where else can you walk down the street in downtown and get a cheeseburger and then walk a few more feet and buy a handjob or blowjob and then be on your way.

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bangkok, for one.

[Toro]

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The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

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WTF do you expect from some idiotic redneck baseball player? He probally wanted them to cook his sushi and wanted an order of french fries. What a total donkey. Gabe Kapler is the biggest faggot of all time.

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Maybe he is but you didn't answer my question. Do they get all pissy if you ask for something done differently?

[AncientPC]

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The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

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WTF do you expect from some idiotic redneck baseball player? He probally wanted them to cook his sushi and wanted an order of french fries. What a total donkey. Gabe Kapler is the biggest faggot of all time.

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Maybe he is but you didn't answer my question. Do they get all pissy if you ask for something done differently?

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Yes and no. If you're trying to customise ramen / udon or some western dish they probably don't mind. If you ask them to prepare a traditional food completely differently than probably.

[ChipWrecked]

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The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

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WTF do you expect from some idiotic redneck baseball player? He probally wanted them to cook his sushi and wanted an order of french fries. What a total donkey. Gabe Kapler is the biggest faggot of all time.

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Maybe he is but you didn't answer my question. Do they get all pissy if you ask for something done differently?

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Yes and no. If you're trying to customise ramen / udon or some western dish they probably don't mind. If you ask them to prepare a traditional food completely differently than probably.

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Just eat what's in front of you, you [censored]' gaijin.

[AncientPC]

Huh? Take the stick out of your ass please . . .

[Huhmare]

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What has this to do with flight attendants??

[ChipWrecked]

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Huh? Take the stick out of your ass please . . .

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Not you...

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The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

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Yeah. They flip out if you don't like every japanese meal that they have. I didn't like something that her father cooked and I thought he was going to kill me. I don't know how to describe how her parents acted but it was like I was facing the death penalty everyday. I was 18 and very stupid , too and it was a bad idea. It was fun, though. If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't have been a cheap ass and would have gotten my own hotel room. I had the money for it. I was there for a month. I also flew to an island with her family called Shikoku. That was an experience. It looked like what I imagined Thailand would look like. No American Fast food restaurants. Nothing except Asian things. Very cool, though. We stayed with her Uncle there and since her Uncle didn't understand english at all and I was feeling sick the day we left, I didn't tell him "Thank you". When we got back, I thought they were going to throw me out on the street. (I wish they would have. )

I escaped from Japan alive, though and it was a good experience looking back on it. My girlfriend was a nympho basically.

[STLantny]

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The Sox just got Gabe Kaplar back from Japan where he had a bad season and he blamed part of it on their culture. He said that when you go to a restaurant and ask to have your food a certain way that is different than their standard way they get all pissy about it. True?

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Yeah. They flip out if you don't like every japanese meal that they have. I didn't like something that her father cooked and I thought he was going to kill me. I don't know how to describe how her parents acted but it was like I was facing the death penalty everyday. I was 18 and very stupid , too and it was a bad idea. It was fun, though. If I had to do it over again, I wouldn't have been a cheap ass and would have gotten my own hotel room. I had the money for it. I was there for a month. I also flew to an island with her family called Shikoku. That was an experience. It looked like what I imagined Thailand would look like. No American Fast food restaurants. Nothing except Asian things. Very cool, though. We stayed with her Uncle there and since her Uncle didn't understand english at all and I was feeling sick the day we left, I didn't tell him "Thank you". When we got back, I thought they were going to throw me out on the street. (I wish they would have. )

I escaped from Japan alive, though and it was a good experience looking back on it. My girlfriend was a nympho basically.

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COME ON, no one is catching the irony of his posting name, and his choice of women......

Are you saying I'm lying ? My japanese girlfriend's ass did need to be bigger but her ass was bigger than most other asian girl's her age.

[DonBaker]

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Are you saying I'm lying ? My japanese girlfriend's ass did need to be bigger but her ass was bigger than most other asian girl's her age.

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[Ralf]

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!