View Full Version : What to tell her. (The morning after)
Max Raker
08-20-2005, 05:23 AM
Today was going to be a slow night. I have a sore throat and am very congested and figured that I should'nt be drinking tonight. So basically I'm single tabling and watching the Sopranos on DVD. This is going well till about 1:35. I am applying vicks vapor rub (man this stuff really helps) when the phone rings. I answer it and its a female friend who is very drunk. She is not making any sense and is crying hysterically. I ask her a few times to tell me whats wrong but she keeps crying and I can't understand her. I decided I should probably walk over to her place (its only a few blocks away) and make sure that she isn't in any trouble.
When i get there, I find out shes ok, but has a slight cut on her foot from walking on glass that she broke in her apartment. I think the sight of blood freaked her out, and being as drunk as she was she didn't know what to do and her roomate was not back home yet. I bandage it and put some neosporin on it and change her into sleep clothes, we've fooled around before so her being naked is no big deal. I now get another call this time my drunk roomate who has a girl over back at our place and wants the bedroom to himself, dam dorm room living. I figure i should just stay there and crawl into bed. She figures I want to fool around so she starts kissing me and taking off my pants. The problem is she is pretty drunk and keeps passing out in the middle. I am also very tired and would probably rather sleep then get head which i know she is terrible at when this drunk. This cycle of her starting to give me head/her passing out happens about four more times. Now I really want to sleep.
I figure the eaiset way to end things is for her have an orgasm and pass out. So i start fingering her and things are going well when she suddenly starts screaming and yelling about some burning. She must just be drunk, i reason. Then I realize, I hadn't washed my hands since applying the vicks vapor rub! The yelling continues for a while and I take her to the shower. The noise has alarmed her roomate who asks if everything is ok, which I say it is. After 15 min in the shower she seems ok and we go back to bed. She is still pretty drunk and does not ask any questions.
I am sure she will remember this when she wakes up. Will she be mad if I tell the truth and is there anything I can make up to deflect the blame from myself?
That's a pretty funny story. If she brings up the burning, tell her the truth. If she can't handle that, then the hell with her. I had a gf give me a handjob once and made a blister but I didn't hold it against her for days and days. Just pointed it out and then that was that.
Popinjay
08-20-2005, 05:42 AM
Ehloel. great story
blatz
08-20-2005, 06:16 AM
Tell her you're sorry, you forgot you had gonorrehea, and not to sweat it, the burning will go away in a few weeks if she takes anti-biotics.
That may be good for a laugh.
siccjay
08-20-2005, 06:24 AM
LMAO
She may not remember it.
DasLeben
08-20-2005, 06:35 AM
Just say: "Sorry I rubbed vapo-rub on your twat."
I don't see why this is so hard?
poker-penguin
08-20-2005, 11:03 AM
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Just say: "Sorry I rubbed vapo-rub on your twat."
I don't see why this is so hard?
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Yes, and use the word twat too.
siccjay
08-20-2005, 11:04 AM
Beaver could work there too.
SippinSoma
08-20-2005, 11:06 AM
Smooth operator.
Wintermute
08-20-2005, 11:08 AM
Tell her she's a worthless, gold-digging whore, like the rest of them. Sure, the truth hurts, but in the long run it'll be +EV to confront her with it earlier rather than later.
peachy
08-20-2005, 11:14 AM
tell her the truth....she shouldnt take it too badly
Alobar
08-20-2005, 11:14 AM
lol, that story kicks ass. Just tell her the truth. Tho, I wouldnt have tried to get action when sober from a girl so drunk I had to keep slapping her in the face with my dick to wake her up when she passed out. But thats just me.
peachy
08-20-2005, 11:15 AM
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Tell her she's a worthless, gold-digging whore, like the rest of them. Sure, the truth hurts, but in the long run it'll be +EV to confront her with it earlier rather than later.
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dont hate on all girls b/c u went to a strip club to buy girls and despise them
Wintermute
08-20-2005, 11:16 AM
What a fuckign whore, by the way.
battschr
08-20-2005, 11:33 AM
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Just say: "Sorry I rubbed vapo-rub on your twat."
I don't see why this is so hard?
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I couldn't breathe for about 10 minutes after reading this I was laughing so hard.
TheIrishThug
08-20-2005, 11:38 AM
Note to self: ALWAYS wash hands after using vicks vapor-rub.
good story. just tell her when/if she asks.
wintermute: go rub one out, ur mind will be clear afterwards and u won't be ass pissed off.
gonores
08-20-2005, 11:51 AM
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Just say: "Sorry I rubbed vapo-rub on your twat."
I don't see why this is so hard?
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You know, Hallmark makes a card for that.
It has a puppy on it...with a bow.
touchfaith
08-20-2005, 11:52 AM
did you tip her?
The Stranger
08-20-2005, 11:54 AM
if you had to crash at her place, weren't there other options for places to sleep besides in bed with her?
chesspain
08-20-2005, 11:55 AM
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Just say: "Sorry I rubbed vapo-rub on your twat."
I don't see why this is so hard?
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You know, Hallmark makes a card for that.
It has a puppy on it...with a bow.
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LOL
pearljam
08-20-2005, 11:57 AM
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if you had to crash at her place, weren't there other options for places to sleep besides in bed with her?
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no
TheIrishThug
08-20-2005, 12:04 PM
so u r saying that this girl lives in an apartment w/o a couch or a recliner?
pearljam
08-20-2005, 12:05 PM
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so u r saying that this girl lives in an apartment w/o a couch or a recliner?
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yes
MrTrik
08-20-2005, 12:07 PM
I'd tell her the truth. If she gets pissed off, I'd tell her to piss off.
astroglide
08-20-2005, 02:26 PM
i thought "fingering" stopped at high school
Thythe
08-20-2005, 02:42 PM
I'm confused that pearljam has now started answering questions about the situation when he wasn't the OP.
pearljam
08-20-2005, 02:44 PM
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I'm confused that pearljam has now started answering questions about the situation when he wasn't the OP.
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Search the archives, you will figure it out.
touchfaith
08-20-2005, 02:45 PM
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I'm confused that pearljam has now started answering questions about the situation when he wasn't the OP.
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Search the archives, you will figure it out.
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Nobody cares that much, how about you just tell us.
pearljam
08-20-2005, 02:47 PM
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I'm confused that pearljam has now started answering questions about the situation when he wasn't the OP.
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Search the archives, you will figure it out.
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Nobody cares that much, how about you just tell us.
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nah, it's really not that interesting, go on about your business.
shant
08-20-2005, 02:47 PM
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I'm confused that pearljam has now started answering questions about the situation when he wasn't the OP.
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Search the archives, you will figure it out.
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Nobody cares that much, how about you just tell us.
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nah, it's really not that interesting, go on about your business.
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This is extremely lame.
touchfaith
08-20-2005, 02:49 PM
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I'm confused that pearljam has now started answering questions about the situation when he wasn't the OP.
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Search the archives, you will figure it out.
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Nobody cares that much, how about you just tell us.
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nah, it's really not that interesting, go on about your business.
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Good suggestion. I'll get back to what I do best...
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Deftoner
08-20-2005, 03:12 PM
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Your an [censored] by the way.
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FYP
billyjex
08-20-2005, 03:18 PM
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i thought "fingering" stopped at high school
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does he have to eat her out or bone her to get her off?
she may have a vibrator lying around. the courtesy of turning it on for her is on him since she's so wasted.
WackityWhiz
08-20-2005, 05:02 PM
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Ehloel. great story
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haha, very nice
DasLeben
08-20-2005, 05:35 PM
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Your an [censored] by the way.
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FYP
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Your = possessive
You're = contraction of "you are"
Kids, don't "FYP" if you can't write properly. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Max Raker
08-20-2005, 07:54 PM
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so u r saying that this girl lives in an apartment w/o a couch or a recliner?
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I slept in her bed because I always sleep there when I sleep over. And an update on the situation, she asked about it in the morning and I told her, she laughed ad did not seem mad. Sometimes the universe unfolds as it should.
joeski19
08-20-2005, 08:22 PM
Great story btw. /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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