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newfant
08-20-2005, 02:39 AM

DarkForceRising
08-20-2005, 02:54 AM
Brawny paper towels.

And it isn't even close...

GoblinMason (Craig)
08-20-2005, 03:00 AM
http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/bimgdata/FC0060005726.JPG

DarkForceRising
08-20-2005, 03:05 AM
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I stand corrected...

jakethebake
08-20-2005, 03:06 AM
Scott

touchfaith
08-20-2005, 03:06 AM
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6158/toiletpaper5cl.jpg

brazilio
08-20-2005, 03:07 AM
Scott, and it's not even close

DarkForceRising
08-20-2005, 03:10 AM
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Godammit, that is too [censored] funny! lolololololol!

DarkForceRising
08-20-2005, 03:19 AM
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Scott, and it's not even close

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In all seriousness- this is teh correct answer- for guys, anyway. Smooth and durable. That puffy, scented stuff is gay and inefficient. Plus, you get a lot for your money.

sinfulslick18
08-20-2005, 03:22 AM
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Funniest thing i have seen this week

-sin

fluxrad
08-20-2005, 03:31 AM
The answers thus far are unsatisfactory. While one could certainly argue that quilted toilet papers such as "Quilted Northern" are superior to any other two-ply style paper, there are serious deficiencies involved with both post-fecal mechanisms. Personally, I use a Bulgarian packing llama that is specially trained to lick my ass clean after taking a poop, and would most certainly not consider going back to your standard Peruvian llama.

I'm positive many here do not have the money to facilitate such a transition from traditional "TP" to a llama-based cleaning system, but as a more fiscally responsible alternative, many manufacturers such as Swisher and American Standard to make faux llama tongue bidets. I highly recommend these if you cannot afford your own ass-llama, be it from Bulgaria or of the inferior Peruvian variety.

ucfryan
08-20-2005, 03:44 AM
$8000, $9000 if I've had chili.

Freakin
08-20-2005, 01:54 PM
I get the stuff with aloe in it. It's like wiping your ass with a cloud.

Freakin

Blarg
08-20-2005, 05:13 PM
Worst poll ever. Only two choices? Feh.

Northern is best. No scent, soft but still with some tensile strength so it won't fall apart, and thick and absorbent enough that your fingers stay dry and, well, as clean as you're gonna get in that kind of a neighborhood.

gorie
08-20-2005, 05:16 PM
i like quilted northern.

durron597
08-20-2005, 05:20 PM
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$8000, $9000 if I've had chili.

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OMGZ!!!1111!!!111oneelevenone!!! ARE YOU THE MATADOR???!??!

phage
08-20-2005, 05:26 PM
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... thick and absorbent enough that your fingers stay dry and, well, as clean as you're gonna get in that kind of a neighborhood.

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What about including a moist wipe in the mix?

LeatherFace
08-20-2005, 05:42 PM
I seriously just took a crap and I dont have toilet paper so I used my hand and then washed it in the sink. Its not as bad as it sounds.

newfant
08-20-2005, 05:46 PM
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I seriously just took a crap and I dont have toilet paper so I used my hand and then washed it in the sink. Its not as bad as it sounds.

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Did you put down the chainsaw first?

Blarg
08-20-2005, 07:17 PM
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... thick and absorbent enough that your fingers stay dry and, well, as clean as you're gonna get in that kind of a neighborhood.

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What about including a moist wipe in the mix?

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That's the greatest, if you've got one around. No matter how clean you figure your ass is after wiping, use a moist towelette after your wiping and your shame and horror will be complete.

MrTrik
08-20-2005, 07:18 PM
Northern or regular Charmin