SPM's christmas wish list

a spell checker


patience


me gone


more big pairs that win


the patch


more toys


finally a flush


patience


permission to leave to play poker on the holidays from the mrs. fat chance


patience


me gone


not having to put on that dorkie santa suit


hoping not to gain another ten pounds this year over the holidays


zee relief

The real list...


The ability to play longer and posper more...


SPM,...spell check, we don't need no stinking spell check...

happy holidays oh most suburban of all poker men...gl

you won't give ray your address but you seem to invite mr. snoitome over all the time....you will need plenty of patience to make your "real" wish list come true...best wishes SPM

if i had his address i would put a giant billboard across the street from where he lives with a flashing sprinks board and a picture of me.

Suburban Illinois neighborhoods aren't zoned for that kind of eyesore z. (funny how everybody loves those @#$%&*#blasted Christmas decorations though. nothing makes me want to puke more.)