Sleeping in the crapper... [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

jakethebake

08-19-2005, 10:38 AM

There's a guy here at my office that sleeps in the crapper everyday. He goes in there a couple of times a day and stays for an hour+. It's very inconsiderate since we only have two crappers. Also, I find it disgusting since he does, based on the smell, seem to actually crap first then sit in there. Maybe he's a narcoleptic and just falls asleep in there? I may have to leave him an anonymous note or something.

touchfaith

08-19-2005, 10:42 AM

This has practical joke written all over it.

Do you pocess duck tape, some thin wire and a battery of the stregnth of your choosing??

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Patrick del Poker Grande

08-19-2005, 10:43 AM

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/mw-gzgohop.jpg

mslif

08-19-2005, 10:53 AM

This post is disturbing...

Slow Play Ray

08-19-2005, 10:55 AM

If he can take a joke, soak a paper towel in the sink, ball it up, and whip it into the stall. Repeat.

jakethebake

08-19-2005, 10:56 AM

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This post is disturbing...

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The worst is that he sits there wallowing in his own stench.

mslif

08-19-2005, 10:57 AM

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This post is disturbing...

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The worst is that he sits there wallowing in his own stench.

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I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

touchfaith

08-19-2005, 10:59 AM

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This post is disturbing...

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The worst is that he sits there wallowing in his own stench.

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I think I just vomited in my mouth a little.

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Need a clean up crew of one? /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

TheIrishThug

08-19-2005, 11:05 AM

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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

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fyp

eastbay

08-19-2005, 11:27 AM

How do you know he's sleeping?

eastbay

TheMainEvent

08-19-2005, 11:30 AM

You know of a better place to sleep at work?

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 11:33 AM

i think oot is a little confused by you writing in the 3rd person.

jackdaniels

08-19-2005, 11:49 AM

Give us his email address, we'll figure this out very quick.

Patrick del Poker Grande

08-19-2005, 11:50 AM

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Give us his email address, we'll figure this out very quick.

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BRILLIANT!

BusterStacks

08-19-2005, 11:55 AM

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i think oot is a little confused by you writing in the 3rd person.

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In all seriousness, were you pretty convinced this was funny before you clicked the button to post? It's not. At all. And clearly you were trying.

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 11:59 AM

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i think oot is a little confused by you writing in the 3rd person.

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In all seriousness, were you pretty convinced this was funny before you clicked the button to post? It's not. At all. And clearly you were trying.

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wow, negative vibes man.

i think i spent much less time writing my post than you spent bitching me out.

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 12:01 PM

hows your little oot secret society working out?

lucas9000

08-19-2005, 12:05 PM

BusterStacks

08-19-2005, 12:10 PM

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hows your little oot secret society working out?

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keep whoring your post count buddy, you are just as lame as you ever were. do you even play poker?

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 12:12 PM

yes. i post in ssnl, i never play/post limit. i earn well over 100$ hour playing. 200-400nl 6 max.

shant

08-19-2005, 12:22 PM

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You know of a better place to sleep at work?

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The best place to sleep at work is to go to your car, crack the windows a little, recline the seat, and take a nap. I wish I had a job right now so I could go do that.

RunDownHouse

08-19-2005, 12:34 PM

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The best place to sleep at work is to go to your car, crack the windows a little, recline the seat, and take a nap. I wish I had a job right now so I could go do that.

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We had a guy at my last job that would do that. Someone would say, "Hey, has anyone seen Ken?" Then we would all go over to the windows, look down at the parking lot, and see if he was once again sleeping in his car. Kind of amusing.

benza13

08-19-2005, 12:37 PM

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You know of a better place to sleep at work?

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The best place to sleep at work is to go to your car, crack the windows a little, recline the seat, and take a nap. I wish I had a job right now so I could go do that.

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Back when I had a job, this was generally how I spent most of my lunch break. It was great.

RacersEdge

08-19-2005, 12:53 PM

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duck tape

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http://www.almandersalley.com/deluxe%20duck%20-%20gi.jpg

lu_hawk

08-19-2005, 01:10 PM

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yes. i post in ssnl, i never play/post limit. i earn well over 100$ hour playing. 200-400nl 6 max.

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this is the worst post ever made in OOT for several different reasons.

Bob Moss

08-19-2005, 01:15 PM

mslif

08-19-2005, 01:18 PM

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yes. i post in ssnl, i never play/post limit. i earn well over 100$ hour playing. 200-400nl 6 max.

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this is the worst post ever made in OOT for several different reasons.

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Because of its poker content? Because it does not make any sense?

RunDownHouse

08-19-2005, 01:29 PM

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In all seriousness, were you pretty convinced this was funny before you clicked the button to post?

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To hijack, if more people asked themselves that question before they posted, the internet would be a much better place. If it takes a few "negative vibes" to induce such a change, I'm all for it.

TheMainEvent

08-19-2005, 01:32 PM

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To hijack, if more people asked themselves that question before they posted, the internet would be a much better place. If it takes a few "negative vibes" to induce such a change, I'm all for it.

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I really didn't think the original post was an example of "what's wrong" with the internet or this forum, and I didn't think the flame was even the slightest bit necessary.

BusterStacks

08-19-2005, 01:33 PM

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To hijack, if more people asked themselves that question before they posted, the internet would be a much better place. If it takes a few "negative vibes" to induce such a change, I'm all for it.

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I really didn't think the original post was an example of "what's wrong" with the internet or this forum, and I didn't think the flame was even the slightest bit necessary.

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Although not necessary, I feel it was appropriate.

touchfaith

08-19-2005, 01:35 PM

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In all seriousness, were you pretty convinced this was funny before you clicked the button to post?

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To hijack, if more people asked themselves that question before they posted, the internet would be a much better place. If it takes a few "negative vibes" to induce such a change, I'm all for it.

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I think we should all join hands and sing a Carpenters song.

BusterStacks

08-19-2005, 01:42 PM

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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Ah yes, you again. A quick click on "Show all user's posts" tells me all I ever want to know about you and how much I should be concerned with what you have to say.

touchfaith

08-19-2005, 01:56 PM

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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Ah yes, you again. A quick click on "Show all user's posts" tells me all I ever want to know about you and how much I should be concerned with what you have to say.

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It's ok to fear that which you do not understand.

Need a hug?

jakethebake

08-19-2005, 01:58 PM

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i think oot is a little confused by you writing in the 3rd person.

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Very nice! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

imported_The Vibesman

08-19-2005, 02:04 PM

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You know of a better place to sleep at work?

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The best place to sleep at work is to go to your car, crack the windows a little, recline the seat, and take a nap. I wish I had a job right now so I could go do that.

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I spend a lot of my lunch breaks exactly like that...or posting on 2+2.

pearljam

08-19-2005, 02:31 PM

BusterStacks

08-19-2005, 02:36 PM

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your a bad person.

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Your message is subjective. Your stupidity is not.

pearljam

08-19-2005, 02:37 PM

I guess

AsiaKurosawa

08-19-2005, 02:44 PM

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duck tape

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http://goodvibes.com/products/p4524b.jpg

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fyp (http://goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgin0102.exe?FNM=00&T1=1+2+AH+0412&UID=20050819114 55674&UREQA=5&UREQB=4&UREQC=3&TRAN85=N) /images/graemlins/wink.gif

touchfaith

08-19-2005, 02:46 PM

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duck tape

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http://goodvibes.com/products/p4524b.jpg

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fyp (http://goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgin0102.exe?FNM=00&T1=1+2+AH+0412&UID=20050819114 55674&UREQA=5&UREQB=4&UREQC=3&TRAN85=N) /images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Oh laugh it up!! I can take it!! /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Voltron87

08-19-2005, 04:23 PM

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yes. i post in ssnl, i never play/post limit. i earn well over 100$ hour playing. 200-400nl 6 max.

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this is the worst post ever made in OOT for several different reasons.

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i never would have mentioned it if buster didnt imply im some person who only comes to 2p2 to make tons of shitty posts in oot and who plays 2 hours of poker a week. context matters.

samjjones

08-19-2005, 04:30 PM

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yes. i post in ssnl, i never play/post limit. i earn well over 100$ hour playing. 200-400nl 6 max.

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this is the worst post ever made in OOT for several different reasons.

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i never would have mentioned it if buster didnt imply im some person who only comes to 2p2 to make tons of shitty posts in oot and who plays 2 hours of poker a week. context matters.

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I consider myself lucky if I play 2 hours a week. Is there something wrong with that?

Boris

08-19-2005, 04:34 PM

have you kicked your coke habit yet?

jakethebake

08-19-2005, 04:38 PM

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have you kicked your coke habit yet?

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Me? I don't have any coke habit. i've never even tried coke. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 04:52 PM

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yes. i post in ssnl, i never play/post limit. i earn well over 100$ hour playing. 200-400nl 6 max.

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this is the worst post ever made in OOT for several different reasons.

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i never would have mentioned it if buster didnt imply im some person who only comes to 2p2 to make tons of shitty posts in oot and who plays 2 hours of poker a week. context matters.

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I consider myself lucky if I play 2 hours a week. Is there something wrong with that?

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UGH

no, im not saying theres anything wrong with only playing 2 hours of poker a week and posting in oot a lot. buster was implying something the lines of that, and asked if i even played poker. i responded and showed him that i am in fact a serious poker player and i dont just use this website for OOT

context

pearljam

08-19-2005, 04:58 PM

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i dont just use this website for OOT

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whats wrong with that?

Boris

08-19-2005, 04:58 PM

c'mon now jakey. we know your gimmick account is cokequestion.

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 04:59 PM

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i dont just use this website for OOT

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whats wrong with that?

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ask busterstacks.

DavidC

08-19-2005, 07:37 PM

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This has practical joke written all over it.

Do you pocess duck tape, some thin wire and a battery of the stregnth of your choosing??

/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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I'm interested in hearing the rest of this plan...

touchfaith

08-19-2005, 07:44 PM

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This has practical joke written all over it.

Do you pocess duck tape, some thin wire and a battery of the stregnth of your choosing??

/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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I'm interested in hearing the rest of this plan...

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lol, I had no follow-up plan. I just want to advocate electrocuting his ass.

Unless he's sitting with it dipped in the water (ewwww), we'd need some sort of conductivity on the seat I would think...

jakethebake

08-19-2005, 08:33 PM

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c'mon now jakey. we know your gimmick account is cokequestion.

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that's pretty funny.

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 08:37 PM

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c'mon now jakey. we know your gimmick account is cokequestion.

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that's pretty funny.

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jake, i like your posts, but come on. lets be serious. everyone saw cokequestions post where he said he liked to have the girl stick a finger in his ass during climax. very typical of someone who was in the navy and now married, looking for something other than plain vanilla.

Jeffage

08-19-2005, 08:44 PM

The crapper napper is clutch to a productive workday.

Jeff

jakethebake

08-19-2005, 08:44 PM

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jake, i like your posts, but come on. lets be serious. everyone saw cokequestions post where he said he liked to have the girl stick a finger in his ass during climax. very typical of someone who was in the navy and now married, looking for something other than plain vanilla.

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actually, i didn't see that. and i really didn't need it repeated for my benefit. but you seem very knowledgable about this. is this what you pay your hookers for?

Voltron87

08-19-2005, 08:59 PM

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jake, i like your posts, but come on. lets be serious. everyone saw cokequestions post where he said he liked to have the girl stick a finger in his ass during climax. very typical of someone who was in the navy and now married, looking for something other than plain vanilla.

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actually, i didn't see that. and i really didn't need it repeated for my benefit. but you seem very knowledgable about this. is this what you pay your hookers for?

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great, now i can never win an argument with jake again. /images/graemlins/grin.gif