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Jman28
08-19-2005, 12:51 AM
So, since some of you guys enjoyed my last run in with a scammer (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=2851842&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&vc=1) , when NUTZREALBIGZ came to my table asking for money, I thought I'd talk to him. I had fun last time anyways.

I feel like this is a new service I provide, wasting scammers time, when they could be out taking innocent really gullible people's money.

Anyways, I know this one doesn't stack up to my first, but I thought I'd post it anyways. I really enjoyed the character I played. After looking back at it, I'm pretty sure I was a 30 something, laid back woman. And, although this isn't as good as last one, this guy definitely got more angry and had more of his time wasted.

If you're wondering why his name below is the actual NUTZ name, it's because he did this on AIM, where the real NUTZREALBIG must not have that name. Enjoy... Comments? Critiques? Suggestions for the future?


<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : hey
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : hey nutz
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : how's it going?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : not bad you
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : pretty good
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : this multi's going well
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : did you play in it?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : no need a favor if you can
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I guess
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : depends
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : 355th i let a friend play it tho
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : oh, cool. why let a friend?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : you teachin him or something?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : lol
no a personal friend of my is stuck in boston and have to get him a western union but my moneys all tied up in party if i send you 1100 could you get him 800 in westernunion
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : keep the 3 for the favor
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I mean, I guess. They aren't open now, are they?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : online ill guide you through it
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : i would really appriciate this
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ok, cool. I'm kinda bad with computers though
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : so please be patient
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ill walk you through it slow
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : cool
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : like a slow boat ride
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : www.westernunion.com (http://www.westernunion.com)
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : or like, a slow dance with some hot guy
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ok
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : there
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : then select your country
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I'm from the USA
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ok select it with the language
tell me whwen u did that
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : it just says north america.
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I'm from the US
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : click it the drop down box
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : select USA-English
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : oh! ok. I see it
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ha. sorry
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ok now click send money online
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : in the middle of screen
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : it says that, but it isn't clickable
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : yes it is
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : are you there?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : in the dead middle of screen
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : http://www.westernunion.com/index_consumer.asp
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : in the middle of that screen it says send money online
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ok
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : did u click it?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : now it says Our services
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : and some other stuff
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : yes
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I clicked it so good
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : https://netsage.finali.com/netsage?customer=wu&amp;iid=wu-mt&amp;content=https%3A%2F%2Fwumt.westernunion.com%2Fa sp%2FmtReceiver.asp
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : go to that
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : thats the start of the transfer
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ok
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : what info do you need from me
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : to fill that page out
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ummm
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : your name
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : first,last,city,state,us?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : a lot of stuff
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : yeah
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Louis is his firstname
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Lapore is his lastname
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Revere is city
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Mass is state
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : country is US
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : his?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : i am sending to cousin
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : who is stuck in boston
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : oh, right
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : like i told you
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Louis Lapore
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : sorry, I'm bad with computers
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Revere Massachusetts
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : United states
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : Amount800
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : then click
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : continue as new user
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : then you gotta fill out all your info let me knwo when done with that
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ok?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : okay
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : wait
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : yes?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : don't go anywhere baby
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I need
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : like
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : a name and address
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : right?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : no
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : you are on step 2 now right
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ur information
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : ok
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : so like
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : i'll just write whatever in there
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : right?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : no
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ur information
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : oww
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : shoot
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I just cut my toe
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : on the pointy part of an ice cream cone
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : crap
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I'm sorry. this really hurts
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : what do i put in next?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : all ur information
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : i did
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : oww
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : what step u on now
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : have you ever cut your toe man?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : 3
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ok what info does ti ask for that
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : you answer my question first
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : no i havent
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : have you ever cut your toe on an ice cream cone?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : oh
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : YA
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : yeah?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : which is it?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : goodbye
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : wait
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : bye
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : i want that $300
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : for what nothing? lol
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : for helping your friend
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : i told you im slow
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : you aren't being patient at all
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : i dont feel ur being serious
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : which i asked you to be
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : talking about an ice cream cone
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : i just f-ing cut my f-ing toe on one!
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : and it hurts ok
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : sorry
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : I guess i'll just ignore all bodily injuries while talking to you
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : gosh
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : lol
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ok what does step 3 ask for
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : It says services
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : no when ur on the step what information u need for it
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : well
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : it asks me what stat im sending from?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : state*
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : ok
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG </font> : fill that info out then go to payment part
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : what state is it?
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : massechusetts right
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : uh oh, I think i spelled it wrong
<font color="red"> skinsftbl </font> : how do you spell that one?
<font color="blue"> NUTZREALBIG signed off at 11:17:33 PM. </font>
Newt_Buggs
08-19-2005, 12:59 AM
lol, nice work

cutting your toe on and ice cream cone???
RicP
08-19-2005, 01:07 AM
Very Nice.

Almost as good as eating poop and stabbing a dude. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
bones
08-19-2005, 01:17 AM
Sounds like Party has some players from Nigeria.

NH
bjb23
08-19-2005, 01:17 AM
lol, nice work again. thanks for sharing these; they are awesome.
citanul
08-19-2005, 01:44 AM
I had a bit of fun last night with HoyCorkin5 or whatever. Freaking scammer showed up at 6 tables in a row, and when I pointe out to him that I knew he was a scammer, he just asked another person at the table. I was blown away. I told him he would wind up stabbing his friend and eating his own poop, but he seemed not to get the joke.

citanul
Jman28
08-19-2005, 01:46 AM
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I told him he would wind up stabbing his friend and eating his own poop, but he seemed not to get the joke.

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Why the hell not?
microbet
08-19-2005, 01:48 AM
Do you have a full sized version of your avatar?
john smith
08-19-2005, 02:01 AM
Thanks for sharing, not as great as the first one but still funny.
Jman28
08-19-2005, 03:49 AM
Should I have titled this something different? It makes it look like a poker related rant, which would make me not wanna look at it.
Jman28
08-19-2005, 04:08 PM
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Thanks for sharing, not as great as the first one but still funny.

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Would it have been better if I never posted this? Like if Parcells never came back to coach the Cowboys?

Should I post another if it happens again?
08-19-2005, 04:19 PM
[ QUOTE ]
Like if Parcells never came back to coach the Cowboys?

Should I post another if it happens again?

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he left? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

You should make this a weekly blog, funny as hell /images/graemlins/grin.gif, its good to read during the long boring hours at the office.
Jman28
08-20-2005, 05:23 AM
[ QUOTE ]
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Like if Parcells never came back to coach the Cowboys?

Should I post another if it happens again?

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he left? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

You should make this a weekly blog, funny as hell /images/graemlins/grin.gif, its good to read during the long boring hours at the office.

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I meant his legacy would've been better if he hadn't come back.

Also, apparently, I bump my own posts when I can't sleep. and take tylenol pm. I do that too when I can't sleep. They both help.