If you could set fire to one object, what would it be?

[pokerdirty]

I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

[The Truth]

Ghandi's house.

[Boris]

good question. let me think about it.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Fire. I would light fire on fire.

[gumpzilla]

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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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[Hal 2000]

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[KeysrSoze]

Witches/Goths.

[poker-penguin]

The correct answer can be found in the Arrogant Worms' song "the war of 1812".

For those of you too lazy to download the song or google the lyrics, I'll quote it, but you're missing out on some quality music.

"If you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice, bring a pack of matches and we'll burn the White House twice!"

[zuluking]

George W. Bush and its not even close.

[TripleH68]

My boss' pants. And it's not even close.

[gorie]

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Fire. I would light fire on fire.

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do it do it do it do it do it do it

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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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Earth.

[nubs]

My old house. Me and my roomates just moved out. That place was such a crap hole. I dont think there is any way we are getting our deposit back. But if it "accidentally" burned down we would get it right?

[TheCroShow]

http://www.ge-at.iastate.edu/courses/Geol_100/old_files/earth.gif

[BillNye]

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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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ur mom goes to college



ooh BURN

[Boris]

lame.

[chuddo]

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[sublime]

you

[BillNye]

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lame.

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one step ahead of you... (SFW) (http://artpad.art.com/?ilfy3z438jg)

(play at 100% fast)

[astroglide]

i would set fire...to fire itself

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[Boris]

jeezus [censored] cheerist.

is this lame ass response a quote from a movie or something?

[BillNye]

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Fire. I would light fire on fire.

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i would set fire...to fire itself

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Wonder how you thought that one up?

[pokerdirty]

i've been thinking about this for awhile, and i think i have the correct answer.

first, i thought i wanted to burn a car. I always have wanted to do this, you know, go out with all the OSU kids after they beat Michigan, and get lit (pun intended?), start a riot, and set some cars on fire. And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like a honda s2000.

then i thought of burning some books, but lets face it, if you can burn one object, you can do a hell of a lot better than a book.

then i thought of my old house which i hated. It would make a nice blaze, it would. I could invite some friends, grab a couple of steaks and barbeque with the house fire, sing "da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire" a couple of times.

but then i thought of the winner.

I want to burn my roommates body hair off. He can keep the stuff on his head, although, it would probably be funny as hell to see his head engulfed in flames. Why do you want to burn your roommate's body hair you ask? Because he stinks. His showers lasts 3 minutes if i'm lucky, and he obviously doesn't clean off well enough. I'm 99% certain that if his body hair were removed, his smelliness would go down 250%

So there you have it. That is what I want to burn.

[pokerdirty]

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you

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i love you sublime

[sublime]

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you

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i love you sublime

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you should, im your dad.

[astroglide]

heh, cool. i didn't read the thread, but i'm glad it ended up being patrick instead of the others it could have been.

[pokerdirty]

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you

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i love you sublime

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you should, im your dad.

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you had sex with my mom?!?! eww gross!!!

[JustSomeJackass]

The Emancipation Proclamation


sorry...must have read one too many racial jokes in the "post a joke" thread

[Luv2DriveTT]

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sorry, I know I know.... no poker content.

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[poker-penguin]

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And it couldn't be just any car, like some 87 buick, it would have to be some kind of car you knew the owner was way to proud of, like an RX8 he uses for to pick up chicks


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FYP

[fluxrad]

The moon. Duh. I would set fire to the moon.

[felson]

I want to burn Dave Zinger. I can't stand him or his awesome, awesome zings.

[pokerdirty]

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The moon. Duh. I would set fire to the moon.

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everyone knows you can't set cheese on fire. duh.

[unreal_nh]

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The moon. Duh. I would set fire to the moon.

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everyone knows you can't set cheese on fire. duh.

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i laughed alot (out loud)

[jakethebake]

burn your house down.

[ddubois]

Osami Bin Laden's nutsack.

[pokerdirty]

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I've been lighting matches from a book that i acquired from a restaurant last week and i got to thinking, what would OOT like to burn?

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i only have 4 matches left, and i just farted /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[cdxx]

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George W. Bush and its not even close.

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hot karl rove, and its not even close

[touchfaith]

The internet

I don't know.

Many

[meep_42]

The sun.

-d

[Talk2BigSteve]

My Sister.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Claunchy]

William Shatner.

[Boris]

The Christmas tree they put in the Whitehouse every yaer.

[imported_anacardo]

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My Sister.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Moder8 the h8, Steve...

[pokerdirty]

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The Christmas tree they put in the Whitehouse every yaer.

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you spent hours thinking about this, and this is the best you could come up with? shame.

[smokingrobot]

gf's new bf?

[12ozLongneck]

A fireworks stand.

[Sponger15SB]

I'd probably light the mona lisa or the original copy of the constitution on fire.

Then I'd use those to light up a cigarette.

[gorie]

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I'd probably light the mona lisa or the original copy of the constitution on fire.

Then I'd use those to light up a cigarette.

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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM!!!!G!!!!!!!! DOOOOONT DOO IITTTTTTTTTT!NOooOOooooooo

[Matty]

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Everything in red.

[nothumb]

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Go [censored] yourself.

Me, I'd burn down Yankee Stadium.

NT

[gorie]

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My Sister.

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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[Boris]

I'm ADD. Besides the bar had been set so low I wasn't particularly motivated.

[fluxrad]

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I'd probably light the mona lisa or the original copy of the constitution on fire.

Then I'd use those to light up a cigarette.

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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM!!!!G!!!!!!!! DOOOOONT DOO IITTTTTTTTTT!NOooOOooooooo

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I've changed my mind. I would light this post on fire.

[J.A.Sucker]

My bankroll.

[gorie]

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I'd probably light the mona lisa or the original copy of the constitution on fire.

Then I'd use those to light up a cigarette.

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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM!!!!G!!!!!!!! DOOOOONT DOO IITTTTTTTTTT!NOooOOooooooo

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I've changed my mind. I would light this post on fire.

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i so dare you (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/printthread.php?Board=exchange&main=3181700&type=p ost)

[imported_anacardo]

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Seriously, [censored] you.

You think living north of the Ohio gives you a monopoly on intellectualism?

[joecash]

very funny.

[jdl22]

I'm going to go with a spliff.

[Matty]

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Seriously, [censored] you.

You think living north of the Ohio gives you a monopoly on intellectualism?

[/ QUOTE ]Okay okay, that was out of line on my part. I change my answer to a giant confederate flag.

I've already burned two of them. =]

[craig r]

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Seriously, [censored] you.

You think living north of the Ohio gives you a monopoly on intellectualism?

[/ QUOTE ]Okay okay, that was out of line on my part. I change my answer to a giant confederate flag.

I've already burned two of them. =]

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If there is one thing I learned growing up in Texas is that the South will rise again. So be careful.

craig

[ChipWrecked]

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If there is one thing I learned growing up in Texas is that the South will rise again. So be careful.


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I lived in the South for 30 years.


No, it won't.

[craig r]

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If there is one thing I learned growing up in Texas is that the South will rise again. So be careful.


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I lived in the South for 30 years.


No, it won't.

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I was being sarcastic. I am sorry if that was not obvious.

craig

[daryn]

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If there is one thing I learned growing up in Texas is that the South will rise again. So be careful.


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I lived in the South for 30 years.


No, it won't.

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I was being sarcastic. I am sorry if that was not obvious.

craig

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it's understandable. he's from the south. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[steelcmg]

I hate cats so i wouldnt mind seeing a cat run around on fire.

[Lazymeatball]

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I hate cats so i wouldnt mind seeing a cat run around on fire.

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You can join the Uxbridge, MA man who will be going to court this year on animal cruelty charges for setting fire to a cat where he will probably be facing around three years in prison. The cat's been in the hospital for the past two and a half months after undergoing multiple surgeries and skin grafts.


News link (http://www.turnto10.com/news/4616489/detail.html)

[Michael Davis]

My ex-girlfriend's apartment. Well, I already did, but I'd do it again if I had to.

-Michael

[NutzyClutz]

Mecca

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

a car. but replace "set fire to" with "set exploding to w/ granades".

[twang]

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My ex-girlfriend's apartment. Well, I already did, but I'd do it again if I had to.

-Michael

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This probably deserves a thread of its own.

[DyessMan89]

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My ex-girlfriend's apartment. Well, I already did, but I'd do it again if I had to.

-Michael

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

[twang]

http://helios.bto.ed.ac.uk/bto/desbiome/creohole.jpg

[Dr. StrangeloveX]

him

http://www.ediscountwholesalers.com/tin_signs/personalities_smokey_bear/PD_829_LG.jpg

[ChipWrecked]

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If there is one thing I learned growing up in Texas is that the South will rise again. So be careful.


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I lived in the South for 30 years.


No, it won't.

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I was being sarcastic. I am sorry if that was not obvious.

craig

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it's understandable. he's from the south. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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I missed this until just now. That's funny.

[vexvelour]

I would like to burn the undead bodies of my upstairs neighbors, that is all.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Ann Coulter's pubic hair.

That would be so awesome.

[ibankonu]

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I'm going to go with a spliff.

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How did this take so long to come up?

[Clarkmeister]

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Sherman did that once already.

[pokerdirty]

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Sherman did that once already.

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Who ninja bumped a thread from August? And what's with you and the Civil War this week Clark?

[MonkeeMan]

The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown.

Peyton Manning.. because the colts are going to win the superbowl this year and our dynasty will be over /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[CollinEstes]

http://www.pepedog.com/chris/ny7.jpg

[vexvelour]

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Peyton Manning.. because the colts are going to win the superbowl this year and our dynasty will be over

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S'ok, the Panthers suck anyway.

[CollinEstes]

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Peyton Manning.. because the colts are going to win the superbowl this year and our dynasty will be over

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S'ok, the Panthers suck anyway.

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WTF?

[vexvelour]

&lt;--- hardcore Bucs fan.

[CallMeIshmael]

Bears.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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Bears.

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hehehehe it doesnt get old