Would you hit it?

[2planka]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/wormtowne/wouldyou.jpg



<font color="white"> Abigail Johnson: worth $12,000,000,000 </font>

I would (http://www.forbes.com/static/bill2005/LIRWTEB.html?passListId=10&amp;passYear=2005&amp;passListT ype=Person&amp;uniqueId=WTEB&amp;datatype=Person)

[jakethebake]

What is it?

[tdarko]

after clicking the link...yes.

[touchfaith]

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What is it?

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[stabn]

I can pass her up pretty easily.

[TheIrishThug]

the question at hand is "would u hit that?"
the answer is clearly no. the link is being results oriented.

[Sponger15SB]

Are you kidding? I'd eat her ass all day for a shot at her money.

[2planka]

Okay, okay... got me on a technicality. The proper question should have been "How much $ would it take for you to hit this."

[2+2 wannabe]

where the hell are the discs in canada from? prince albert?

[mslif]

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Okay, okay... got me on a technicality. The proper question should have been "How much $ would it take for you to hit this."

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For $12 billion, I'll turn lesbian...

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/wormtowne/wouldyou.jpg

Nothing like face sex with some uptight wasp bitch.



<font color="white"> Abigail Johnson: worth $12,000,000,000 </font>

I would (http://www.forbes.com/static/bill2005/LIRWTEB.html?passListId=10&amp;passYear=2005&amp;passListT ype=Person&amp;uniqueId=WTEB&amp;datatype=Person)

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[jakethebake]

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For $12 billion, I'll turn lesbian...

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NOW you're being sexy... /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[CCass]

I would hit it, but I would hump a hole in a log for the right amount of money.

[jakethebake]

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I would hit it, but I would hump a hole in a log for the right amount of money.

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I'll donate a buck. Anyone else?

[HopeydaFish]

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I would hit it, but I would hump a hole in a log for the right amount of money.

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Money? I do that for free.

[MrMon]

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where the hell are the discs in canada from? prince albert?

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La Loche.

[mslif]

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For $12 billion, I'll turn lesbian...

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NOW you're being sexy... /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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[siccjay]

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I would hit it, but I would hump a hole in a log for the right amount of money.

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I'll donate a buck. Anyone else?

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I'm in.

[bernie]

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Okay, okay... got me on a technicality. The proper question should have been "How much $ would it take for you to hit this."

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For $12 billion, I'll turn lesbian...

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How about 200k? (I'm thinking of a Churchill reference here)

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[coffeecrazy1]

She's not pretty, but she ain't no 12 billion dollars ugly. Hell...I'd still have pride if I got even 1 of those billions...she ain't that bad. I'd have no problem having the following conversation repeatedly:

Person: You banged her?
Me: Yep.
Person: Jeez, she's a real dog.
Me: Yeah.
Person: Do you think you'll ever live it down?
Me: Not sure, but given the 1 billion dollars I earned from it, and the fact I washed the taste of her out of my mouth by banging half a dozen Playboy models in rapid succession, I think I can look at myself in the mirror every morning.

[Blarg]

Terrible picture, but she's not that bad. A lot would depend how the teeth are -- a mouth opening with funky teeth would make her look like a nightmare, but with decent teeth could make her look not too bad really.

I got a laugh out of her career arc. From typical rich man's daughter "major" of art history to "somehow" swinging an internship at daddy's company. Then "somehow" getting in to the Harvard MBA program, and being lucky enough to wind up getting a management job in daddy's company!

Talk about pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps!

[jojobinks]

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Terrible picture, but she's not that bad. A lot would depend how the teeth are -- a mouth opening with funky teeth would make her look like a nightmare, but with decent teeth could make her look not too bad really.

I got a laugh out of her career arc. From typical rich man's daughter "major" of art history to "somehow" swinging an internship at daddy's company. Then "somehow" getting in to the Harvard MBA program, and being lucky enough to wind up getting a management job in daddy's company!

Talk about pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps!

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http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/5984/women18lu.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[PassiveCaller]

Not in my wildest dreams.

Edit: I'll take one for team since she's worth 12 billion.

[Blarg]

Damn, those are some big chompers.

[lucas9000]

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Okay, okay... got me on a technicality. The proper question should have been "How much $ would it take for you to hit this."

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For $12 billion, I'll turn lesbian...

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turn?

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[Dynasty]

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I would hit it, but I would hump a hole in a log for the right amount of money.

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I'll donate a buck. Anyone else?

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I'm in.

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If you look hard enough, I'm sure the two of you can find some "log porn" out there to satisfy yourselves.

So many comments in this thread are stupid. The link says this woman interned at Fidelity in 1980. So, we can reasonably assume she's about 45 years old. What do you kids think a 45 year old woman looks like?

[MrMon]

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I would hit it, but I would hump a hole in a log for the right amount of money.

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I'll donate a buck. Anyone else?

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I'm in.

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If you look hard enough, I'm sure the two of you can find some "log porn" out there to satisfy yourselves.

So many comments in this thread are stupid. The link says this woman interned at Fidelity in 1980. So, we can reasonably assume she's about 45 years old. What do you kids think a 45 year old woman looks like?

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Exactly. She's 43. I see 43 year old women every day. She's one of the better ones by far (MrsMon excepted, of course). Add to that the fact she's smart and sucessful, she's a keeper.

[Dudd]

Here's the google image search for log porn. You can tell by the picture that I'm only typing this with one hand.

http://www.surf-experience.com/images/tort-porn-2.jpg

[Blarg]

LOL.

[RRRRICK]

For 12 Billion I'd probably eat her [censored]

[lighterjobs]

some more "log porn"

http://blog.goleshet.com/home/1098693500/sfw-circut-porn.jpg

[tonypaladino]

http://img73.exs.cx/img73/7463/idhitit4ky.gif

[ChipWrecked]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/Mao_hit.gif

[MCS]

Yes. I use the binary scale. And she's a 1.

Of course, because this is teh Intarnet, everyone will front and claim they wouldn't. I bet almost all of you have gotten dissed by a chick less attractive than her. I'm sure I have.