Vote for limericks and stories: David Sklansky must answer questions.

[Mat Sklansky]

What you are voting for. (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3159648&page=&view=&s b=5&o=)

[astroglide]

if i win, 5 year-olds will definitely be included.

i'd seek advice on the second question, but the final one would probably be "for me" as long as i can come up with something decent.

[2+2 wannabe]

bump

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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if i win, 5 year-olds will definitely be included.

i'd seek advice on the second question, but the final one would probably be "for me" as long as i can come up with something decent.

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You've got my vote, Astro. Don't let me down.

[Eurotrash]

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You've got my vote, Astro. Don't let me down.

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i should note that in addition to that story you told, Astro, you also have my support because of all those stories you posted from your childhood in a thread back around Halloween I believe. good luck, sir.

[Rev. Good Will]

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if i win, 5 year-olds will definitely be included.

i'd seek advice on the second question, but the final one would probably be "for me" as long as i can come up with something decent.

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I voted for that sick acid story.

I want DS "5 year old knockout" game theory

[offTopic]

I thank whoever voted for me (it wasn't me) but astroglide is clearly deserving!

astro, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make him submit a contribution to the MS Paint thread

(if at all possible)

[durron597]

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astro, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make him submit a contribution to the MS Paint thread

(if at all possible)

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"If you had to put an image into the MS Paint thread, what would that image look like in graphic format?"

[BigBaitsim (milo)]

My story, simple and elegant as it is, has little chance vs. a drugged out Astroglide mostly naked in a Quik-mart freezer.

Should I win I will ask the 5-year-old question.

I will also consider describing the aftereffects of penis vs. jellyfish. Suffice it to say here that neither was very good for anything for quite a while.

[Yeti]

I am wholly confused by the results.

I like astro, but his story was basically 'i got high, took my clothes off and my boss saw me'.

morgan's story was a lot better and even a few of the limericks were pretty neat.

[hoyaboy1]

This is a popularity contest, duh.

[zoomOut]

wait wait, I had more....

/images/graemlins/frown.gifNeed Help!

there once was a man who was thin
a contest he swore he did win
the O.P. reneged
as he munched on a fig
saying why should I put it all in?

......(ok so I need help fixing that one. Suggestions are welcome)




I like this one better:

there once was a girl with a couch /images/graemlins/heart.gif.....
whose cherries were lying about
..she like to de-flower
..the boys in the shower...
but winced when they made her say ouch

[Sakuraba]

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if i win, 5 year-olds will definitely be included.

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This got my vote.

[MarkL444]

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I am wholly confused by the results.

I like astro, but his story was basically 'i got high, took my clothes off and my boss saw me'.

morgan's story was a lot better and even a few of the limericks were pretty neat.

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im sure a lot of people are voting that didnt even read the things. i didnt read them, so im not voting, but i hope astro wins.

[mmbt0ne]

The first person who promises to ask who Mat's mom is will get my vote.

[Mat Sklansky]

This is a blowout. I don't see any need to wait for the weekend. Astroglide, at your convenience, pm me and we'll coordinate a time to post your questions.

[Stuey]

Hard to believe one person could have that many gimmick accounts. Well done Astroglide. /images/graemlins/grin.gif