What Three OOTesque Questions Would You Ask David Sklansky?

[IndieMatty]

Think carefully. Your response is final.

Based on Mat's post here:

Awesomeness (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=3159156&page=0&view=c ollapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1)

[DemonDeac]

1)What's your favorite beer?
2)How's life treatin' ya?
AND FINALLY....
3)Why?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

duh (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

[IndieMatty]

You have two left.

[CollinEstes]

I would ask him if he actually thinks that beard and glasses combo is still a good look even though it isn't 1976.

[DMBFan23]

I'm going off threads that have actually been posted

what is on your chipotle burrito
how many girls could you call right now and auto-seal the deal
how many 5 year olds

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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duh (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

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Alright, in addition to the obvious #1, I think I'd want to know if he'd let his girlfriend go skinny-dipping with her ex-boyfriend without him... and... let's see... I'll have to get back to you on the third.

[asofel]

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duh (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

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Alright, in addition to the obvious #1, I think I'd want to know if he'd let his girlfriend go skinny-dipping with her ex-boyfriend without him... and... let's see... I'll have to get back to you on the third.

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gotta be animal survivor....

[tworooks]

1. What is the circumference of your penis

[touchfaith]

1. How many 5 year olds? (this better be a land slide)
2. Which gimmick accounts are yours? /images/graemlins/smile.gif
3. Do you have any naked pics of your wife and/or girlfriend you could share?

[meep_42]

Is 2+2 worthless without pics?

-d

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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duh (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

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Alright, in addition to the obvious #1, I think I'd want to know if he'd let his girlfriend go skinny-dipping with her ex-boyfriend without him... and... let's see... I'll have to get back to you on the third.

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gotta be animal survivor....

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Yes! That's it. Someone call up DS. We have the questions. I want to see some serious game theory applied to the 5-year olds question, too.

[jakethebake]

How many five year olds could he take?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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How many five year olds could he take?

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Welcome to 16 minutes ago.

[Mat Sklansky]

I think the contest should be separate from the questions.

This way the winner really gets a legitimate prize, especially if the question is serious. You can mix it up, obviously.

[asofel]

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duh (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

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Alright, in addition to the obvious #1, I think I'd want to know if he'd let his girlfriend go skinny-dipping with her ex-boyfriend without him... and... let's see... I'll have to get back to you on the third.

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gotta be animal survivor....

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Yes! That's it. Someone call up DS. We have the questions. I want to see some serious game theory applied to the 5-year olds question, too.

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its amazing to me how many people are so late to this thread....

and yes, I think an intricate and analytical study of game theory as applied to 5 year olds could possibly be POTY.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I think the contest should be separate from the questions.

This way the winner really gets a legitimate prize, especially if the question is serious. You can mix it up, obviously.

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This is OOT's response:

How Many 5-year-olds?
Would he let his gf skinny-dip?
What would win Animal Survivor?

[touchfaith]

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duh (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=1556673&page=&view=&sb=5& o=&fpart=1&vc=1)

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Alright, in addition to the obvious #1, I think I'd want to know if he'd let his girlfriend go skinny-dipping with her ex-boyfriend without him... and... let's see... I'll have to get back to you on the third.

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gotta be animal survivor....

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Yes! That's it. Someone call up DS. We have the questions. I want to see some serious game theory applied to the 5-year olds question, too.

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I'd love to see 5 pages of theory from him on the 5 years olds, I bet he could spit out 5 pages of gibberish in his sleep.

[asofel]

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I think the contest should be separate from the questions.

This way the winner really gets a legitimate prize, especially if the question is serious. You can mix it up, obviously.

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So what should the contest be? tworooks already mentioned penis size, but i'd like others to have a fair chance as well.

[jakethebake]

Ask him for his "list of five"

[IndieMatty]

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I think the contest should be separate from the questions.

This way the winner really gets a legitimate prize, especially if the question is serious. You can mix it up, obviously.

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Contests cool. It's your idea Mat. Run with it!

[asofel]

hahah nice.

[jakethebake]

How much doe4s he tip his barber?

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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Ask him for his "list of five"

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This is a valid substitute for the skinny-dip question.

[DrSavage]

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This is OOT's response:

How Many 5-year-olds?
Would he let his gf skinny-dip?
What would win Animal Survivor?

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I'd make number 3 "What Three OOTesque Questions Would You Ask David Sklansky? "

[IndieMatty]

My Three:

1. How Many 5 Year Olds and what the rationale is?
2. Why didn't you take me up on my $5k, Midnight Baseball Freezeout I proposed in the WPT Forum?
3. What's your taco bell order?

[Mat Sklansky]

OK. I'll start the first contest.

The reason I asked about Victor Wolfenstein in a previous thread is that with all you college guys on here, and having been drawn back into that mentality to some degree, I was reminded of something I did during my poly sci. 10 final in December of 1990 at UCLA. I didn't want to mention it before someone answered, because I wanted someone to be able to verify it. No one here has yet, but it is verifiable.

I took that final naked.

So here's the contest: A verifiable (by some means, including a few posters being able to vouch) story of the most outlandish thing you have ever done, and why.

Judgement criteria shall be based on degree of outlandishness, and best justification for doing so.

I have to get back to office work. If people like this idea, can someone start an official thread?

I will post my story as an example in the thread, but I won't be eligible to receive votes.

[touchfaith]

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I took that final naked.

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Right when I was finally able to sleep good again...

I'd like to welcome back my nightmares in advance.

[asofel]

i'll start one

[IndieMatty]

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OK. I'll start the first contest.

The reason I asked about Victor Wolfenstein in a previous thread is that with all you college guys on here, and having been drawn back into that mentality to some degree, I was reminded of something I did during my poly sci. 10 final in December of 1990 at UCLA. I didn't want to mention it before someone answered, because I wanted someone to be able to verify it. No one here has yet, but it is verifiable.

I took that final naked.

So here's the contest: A verifiable (by some means, including a few posters being able to vouch) story of the most outlandish thing you have ever done, and why.

Judgement criteria shall be based on degree of outlandishness, and best justification for doing so.

I have to get back to office work. If people like this idea, can someone start an official thread?

I will post my story as an example in the thread, but I won't be eligible to receive votes.

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Chalupas?

<font color="white">I'll wait for a few responses to respectfully say that this contest idea is sort of random, and will turn into a "look how cool I am thread"
edit: random is nice for teh suck</font>

[razor]

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OK. I'll start the first contest.

The reason I asked about Victor Wolfenstein in a previous thread is that with all you college guys on here, and having been drawn back into that mentality to some degree, I was reminded of something I did during my poly sci. 10 final in December of 1990 at UCLA. I didn't want to mention it before someone answered, because I wanted someone to be able to verify it. No one here has yet, but it is verifiable.

I took that final naked.

So here's the contest: A verifiable (by some means, including a few posters being able to vouch) story of the most outlandish thing you have ever done, and why.

Judgement criteria shall be based on degree of outlandishness, and best justification for doing so.

I have to get back to office work. If people like this idea, can someone start an official thread?

I will post my story as an example in the thread, but I won't be eligible to receive votes.

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The winner to this contest was posted months back, I'll let others elaborate.

[astroglide]

i have a decent story about getting fired from quiktrip. i believe i've talked about working there in the past on 2+2 but i might not have mentioned that i got fired.

[IndieMatty]

Why can't I think of this?

[Mat Sklansky]

It will not if somebody starts an official thread and posts a real story.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

http://www.darwinawards.com/i/jato.jpg

[touchfaith]

Damn, it was a good sheep story too...ok, ok...I'll be nice to that thread /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[touchfaith]

The 'proof required' thing is going to be tough...

[IndieMatty]

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It will not if somebody starts an official thread and posts a real story.

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I'll add my dildo story I guess.

[asofel]

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It will not if somebody starts an official thread and posts a real story.

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I'll add my dildo story I guess.

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hahahah, yes, very nice.

[IndieMatty]

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It will not if somebody starts an official thread and posts a real story.

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I'll add my dildo story I guess.

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hahahah, yes, very nice.

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meh. I orchestrated that, I didn't actually throw it. We'll see.

[Mat Sklansky]

Since the vote will go to the board, believability can be a big enough factor. Keep in mind that half the contest is about having a rationale for doing something seemingly outlandish. The getting fired story, for instance, makes sense.


Link to contest (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3159648&amp;page=0&amp;view=colla psed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;fpart=1)

If there are fewer than five stories by the end of the week, we will come up with something different. A limerick contest, maybe.

[siccjay]

My top question would be "What do you think Mat Sklansky looks like?"

[razor]

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It will not if somebody starts an official thread and posts a real story.

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I'll add my dildo story I guess.

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hahahah, yes, very nice.

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meh. I orchestrated that, I didn't actually throw it. We'll see.

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Anyone who thinks that doesn't count is a moran...

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Think carefully. Your response is final.

Based on Mat's post here:

Awesomeness (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3159156&amp;page=0&amp;view=c ollapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1)

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I can not believe this has gotten this long with out the correct 3 questions. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?


Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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I can not believe this has gotten this long with out the correct 3 questions. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?


Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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[IndieMatty]

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Think carefully. Your response is final.

Based on Mat's post here:

Awesomeness (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3159156&amp;page=0&amp;view=c ollapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1)

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I can not believe this has gotten this long with out the correct 3 questions. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?


Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Well, not everyone in OOT are huge nerds.

[jason_t]

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The reason I asked about Victor Wolfenstein in a previous thread is that with all you college guys on here, and having been drawn back into that mentality to some degree, I was reminded of something I did during my poly sci. 10 final in December of 1990 at UCLA. I didn't want to mention it before someone answered, because I wanted someone to be able to verify it. No one here has yet, but it is verifiable.

I took that final naked.

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I will attempt to verify this.

Details, please.

[newfant]

I would ask David whether he pushes his shopping cart when he goes shopping or whether he pulls it along behind him.

[CrazyEyez]

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Ask him for his "list of five"

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That's funny. Also maybe favorite old-school rapper.

[usmfan]

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Think carefully. Your response is final.

Based on Mat's post here:

Awesomeness (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&amp;Number=3159156&amp;page=0&amp;view=c ollapsed&amp;sb=5&amp;o=&amp;vc=1)

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I can not believe this has gotten this long with out the correct 3 questions. /images/graemlins/confused.gif

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite color?


Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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Well, not everyone in OOT are huge nerds.

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I'm not sure quoting The Holy Grail keeps one from being labeled a huge nerd.

[shadow29]

These are all good ideas, but how about, "What the hell does Mat Sklansky look like?"