Worst Movie You Own

[imported_The Vibesman]

In another thread I admitted to owning a video of Blacula. This is far from the "worst" movie I have in the house.

My name is The Vibesman, and I bought "Freejack" on DVD. Yep, the one with Emilio Estevez as a time-traveling race car driver, and Mick Jagger as the tough bad guy. I've watched it a hundred times. Not only do I view the DVD regularly, I'll watch it almost anytime I come across it on TV.

I'm sure all of us, for some reason, have some really crappy movies we get a kick out of. Anyone out there want to admit to owning Creepshow II or something of that nature?

edit: chgd thread title per good suggestion

[Slow Play Ray]

Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Great bad flick.

[djj6835]

I'm probably the only person who had seem it but "Treasure" is so bad it is hilarious. Same with the original "Flipper". I remember seeing that when I was about nine years old.

[jakethebake]

This should be "worst movie you own" instead of just favorite bad movie.

[RunDownHouse]

Josie and the Pussycats (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0236348/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxsbT01MDB8dHQ9MXxmYj11fHBuPT B8cT1qb3NpZSBhbmQgdGhlIHB1c3N5Y2F0c3xodG1sPTF8bm09 MQ__;fc=1;ft=18;fm=1).

Gets better every time I watch it.

EDIT: No fair editing titles, I don't actually own Josie.

[jakethebake]

I own No Retreat, No Surrender with JC Van Damme.

[PITTM]

sniper with tom berenger. ive probably seen it 30 times. its pure gold...one shot...one kill.

rj

[codewarrior]

Jumanji. In my defense, it came with my first DVD player.

[jakethebake]

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sniper with tom berenger. ive probably seen it 30 times. its pure gold...one shot...one kill.

rj

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Nice. With the bullets flying through the air in slo-mo. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[ElSapo]

Kangaroo Jack. Although I bought it for $3, I would have paid as much as $4.

[Soul Daddy]

Don Knotts and Tim Conway in The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again

[jakethebake]

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Don Knotts and Tim Conway in The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again

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That's a CLASSIC! /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

[cadillac1234]

'Be Cool'

My wife came home with that gem the other day.

[DukeSucks]

I got my first DVD player back when they were giving you free DVDs when you bought your player. All of them were bad, but the worst was probably "Stepmom"

The worst one I've paid money for (excluding children's movies) would be "Save the Last Dance"

[IndieMatty]

I put my DVD collection up against anyone's movie for movie, every flick is great.

Unfortunatley my brother ruined it with buying me the Indiana Jones Trilogy. Not bad movies, but that's the worst movie I own. Honestly.

[touchfaith]

One Hour Photo
Windtalkers
Legend of Bagger Vance

but the winner...

The Village - Wow...what a terrible movie

[jakethebake]

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Legend of Bagger Vance

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This is one of those bad ones I can watch over and over...and I don't even play golf. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[touchfaith]

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Legend of Bagger Vance

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This is one of those bad ones I can watch over and over...and I don't even play golf. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Maybe I'll watch it again soon...I know it can't get worse, so it may be worth it.

[Ghazban]

Bring it On

[Los Feliz Slim]

Freddie Got Fingered

[jakethebake]

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Bring it On

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Eliza Dushku. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

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[2planka]

Two nominees:

When trumpets fade - horrible Band of Brothers ripoff.

The Professional - action scenes are good, pedophile subtext is blech.

[jakethebake]

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The Professional - action scenes are good, pedophile subtext is blech.

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Wow! This is so wrong.

[Nathan183]

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I put my DVD collection up against anyone's movie for movie, every flick is great.

Unfortunatley my brother ruined it with buying me the Indiana Jones Trilogy. Not bad movies, but that's the worst movie I own. Honestly.

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If Indiana Jones "ruins" your DVD collection, you have terrible taste in movies. They're not even close to my favourite movies, but they can't ruin a collection.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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The Professional - action scenes are good, pedophile subtext is blech.

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Wow! This is so wrong.

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Agree. No matter what you think of the subtext, the movie's well acted, well scripted, well directed...it's different, but it's not a bad movie.

[touchfaith]

'The Professional' is one of the greatest movies ever refered to by an incorrect title (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/)

[Gallopin Gael]

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I put my DVD collection up against anyone's movie for movie, every flick is great.

Unfortunatley my brother ruined it with buying me the Indiana Jones Trilogy. Not bad movies, but that's the worst movie I own. Honestly.

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If Indiana Jones "ruins" your DVD collection, you have terrible taste in movies.

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either that or his standards are just a bit too high and he only owns, like, 4 movies.

[Moneyline]

PAPER: INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE

Shot on a camcorder with sound that disappears for about 10% of the movie. Awful in more ways than I care to recount. This gem came courtesy of the Brentwood's "What It Is, What It Was" blaxploitation 10 pack.

[trotski]

A.I. --This movie is horrid.

[IndieMatty]

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I put my DVD collection up against anyone's movie for movie, every flick is great.

Unfortunatley my brother ruined it with buying me the Indiana Jones Trilogy. Not bad movies, but that's the worst movie I own. Honestly.

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If Indiana Jones "ruins" your DVD collection, you have terrible taste in movies. They're not even close to my favourite movies, but they can't ruin a collection.

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Ruin was the wrong term. But each one of my movies is infinitely better than all of the trilogy.

[TheIrishThug]

one hour photo was good

i presonally don't own any really bad movies. Desperado would be it if i had to pick one.

if i could get my hands on a copy of Cheerleader Ninjas again, i would buy it on the spot.

[ClassicBob]

Coyote Ugly

[jakethebake]

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Coyote Ugly

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Oooh. Good answer.

[RacersEdge]

I guess it would be Rounders, but that's misleading, becasue that is the only movie I own.

[mslif]

Battlefield Earth... What a waste of money!

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Indiana Jones...each one of my movies is infinitely better than all of the trilogy.

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I can't see how you can own very many movies if they are all better than Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Temple of Doom did suck, and Last Crusade was kind of a waste, I thought. But Raiders is just fantastic.

[stabn]

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Battlefield Earth... What a waste of money!

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What exactly were you thinking when you bought this?

[2+2 wannabe]

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A.I. --This movie is horrid.

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with better acting by everyone but the kid robot, and taking out the last 25 minutes, this movie could have been spectacular

[jakethebake]

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A.I. --This movie is horrid.

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with better acting by everyone but the kid robot, and taking out the last 25 minutes, this movie could have been spectacular

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How much would you give to beat that kid to a pulp?

[TheMainEvent]

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[TheCroShow]

i don't own any bad movies, the one i enjoy the least of the bunch? hmm...The Bourne Supremacy? I liked that movie though....

[CollinEstes]

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Swett lord that movie is terrible

[jakethebake]

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Swett lord that movie is terrible

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I've never even heard of it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[touchfaith]

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Swett lord that movie is terrible

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I've never even heard of it. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Imaginary porn rules!

[TheCroShow]

Adam Sandler's first movie right? IMDB does not lie link (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096870/)

[TheMainEvent]

It was like $2 previously viewed at blockbuster. I figured it was bad but I didn't think they could prevent Sandler from being funny for 2 hours. I thought wrong.

[Quicksilvre]

Armageddon. Worst. Scince. Fiction. Movie. Ever. The only scientifically accurate part of the movie was that it had an asteroid, and asteroids exist.

Three hours of melodrama and the earth didn't even get destroyed. Boo hoo.

[coffeecrazy1]

Lethal Weapon 4 - sure, Jet Li is very cool, and it's not a bad flick for watching with your brain turned off, but compared to the rest of my collection, or to the rest of the Lethal Weapon series, it's hurting.

That, or Dead Man on Campus, but I have a soft spot for that one...I laughed my ass off the first two times I saw it.

[imported_The Vibesman]

Jet Li's awesome, and I love first few Lethal Weapon movies (just bought the director's cut of the second, actually), but I thought IV was horrible as well. Aside from just being incoherent much of the time, it seemed like the most racist movie towards Asians I had seen since World War II.

[mslif]

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Battlefield Earth... What a waste of money!

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What exactly were you thinking when you bought this?

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I was not thinking.... obviously

[djoyce003]

wedding planner....it was a gift.

[coffeecrazy1]

djoyce...what is that in your avatar?

[jakethebake]

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I hope you got her pooper.

[ddubois]

Adventures in Babysitting

[pokerdirty]

Another Stakeout

I don't know why I have this movie (it's so old it's VHS)
(it was a birthday present?)

[PITTM]

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Great bad flick.

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part of that movie was filmed in the house i grew up in. i spent a lot of time sitting outside while they filmed it. ive only seen it once and it was horrid.

rj

[DukeSucks]

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Lethal Weapon 4 - sure, Jet Li is very cool, and it's not a bad flick for watching with your brain turned off, but compared to the rest of my collection, or to the rest of the Lethal Weapon series, it's hurting.

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Yeah, that was one of my free ones too.

[siccjay]

I'm gonna have to go with Sideways

"Jack and the Beanstalk" Abbott &amp;Costello...1.00 and that was too much

Many

[coffeecrazy1]

Yeah...me too...and yet it has stayed, like a stain on the carpet.

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Adventures in Babysitting

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That's blasphemy! AIB is a freakin classic. /images/graemlins/shocked.gif

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Freddie Got Fingered

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I don't think gay porn counts.

[gavrilo]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Duke]

Iron Monkey 2

I'm not even sure where I got ahold of that one.

~D

[DukeSucks]

I'm trying to think what my other free ones were.
I also got Six Days Seven Nights, Lost In Space, and Stargate. Did you get the same deal?

[coffeecrazy1]

I know that Stargate was involved. Not sure about the other two...I'm sure they were, but were either left with my parents or destroyed in a fit of rage.

[Wyers]

The Island of Doctor Moreau (with Val Kilmer and Marlon Brando).

Saw this one at the theatre and it was a SPECTACULAR failure. Brando is so friggin' bizarre - and Kilmer's impersonation of Brando was insanely awesome.

And the little guy?!? What was with the little guy?

Needless to say, I had to own it.

So bad but I can't turn away....

My all time favourite terrible movie. I can watch it repeatedly.

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Eliza Dushku. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.....

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awesome movie, delete that post.

i actually ran into her at whistler, bc one winter, literally ran into her. she wsa coming out of the grocery store, i was going in. i was in awe, before i even knew it was her. went back to the condo we got and read she was in town filming a movie.

[Sooga]

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Armageddon. Worst. Scince. Fiction. Movie. Ever. The only scientifically accurate part of the movie was that it had an asteroid, and asteroids exist.

Three hours of melodrama and the earth didn't even get destroyed. Boo hoo.

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I'll assume then, that you're familiar with this site (http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/) ? It's brilliant, and it even has a physics movie review of your favorite, Armageddon.

[Vavavoom]

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Freddie Got Fingered



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[oreogod]

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The Professional

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wtf....and I mean WTF

[Go_Blue88]

Bowfinger...worst. movie. ever.

[DDC67]

i knew if i went through this thread long enough, someone would name these same movies. mimi rogers in her space suit though...

[Claunchy]

Bubbleboy

Breakin' II...

"Yo! Dats off the hook, yo!"

[touchfaith]

I'll toss Minority Report into the mix as well.

I have no clue why I purchased this trash...It must have been on sale for a buck or something.