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handsome
08-16-2005, 12:40 AM
Story later.

touchfaith
08-16-2005, 12:41 AM
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Pictures later.

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Schweeet

ZBTHorton
08-16-2005, 12:42 AM
Welcome to the club my man.

siccjay
08-16-2005, 12:43 AM
But have you done it to an Iranian girl who isn't allowed to have sex before marriage? (The other hole was not an option)

bwana devil
08-16-2005, 12:46 AM
dont worry. from what i hear you should only be sore a day or two.

DarkForceRising
08-16-2005, 12:48 AM
What was his name? Was he hot?

Diplomat
08-16-2005, 01:05 AM
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What was his name? Was he hot?

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I think you assume to much by believing another person besides himself was involved.

-Diplomat

handsome
08-16-2005, 01:05 AM
It was quite the embarassing experience for me. It was extremely difficult for me to get in (tough luck when your pecker slips out) but once I was in, it felt loosey goosey, just like a vagina.. I didn't expect it to be like that, eventually lost my hard-on and chose not to continue. Story over.

DarkForceRising
08-16-2005, 01:06 AM
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What was his name? Was he hot?

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I think you assume to much by believing another person besides himself was involved.



-Diplomat

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Opps! Sorry, but I've had a few...

Dominic
08-16-2005, 01:09 AM
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It was quite the embarassing experience for me. It was extremely difficult for me to get in (tough luck when your pecker slips out) but once I was in, it felt loosey goosey, just like a vagina.. I didn't expect it to be like that, eventually lost my hard-on and chose not to continue. Story over.

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wuss.

kyro
08-16-2005, 01:11 AM
Congrats, you just lied to a poker forum. Have a cookie.

Sponger15SB
08-16-2005, 01:13 AM
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Story later.

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Glory hole in a gay bar?

ucfryan
08-16-2005, 01:14 AM
Anal is real overrated.

bwana devil
08-16-2005, 01:15 AM
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It was quite the embarassing experience for me. It was extremely difficult for me to get in (tough luck when your pecker slips out) but once I was in, it felt loosey goosey, just like a vagina.. I didn't expect it to be like that, eventually lost my hard-on and chose not to continue. Story over.

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alrighty. that's one of those stories you may only want to share w/ your private journal. dont have a journal? you may want to start one.

Thythe
08-16-2005, 01:17 AM
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It was quite the embarassing experience for me. It was extremely difficult for me to get in (tough luck when your pecker slips out) but once I was in, it felt loosey goosey, just like a vagina.. I didn't expect it to be like that, eventually lost my hard-on and chose not to continue. Story over.

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alrighty. that's one of those stories you may only want to share w/ your private journal. dont have a journal? you may want to start one.

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Exactly. I give this thread one star.

handsome
08-16-2005, 01:20 AM
I have a "journal" but it's not private. I posted it because I had set a mini-mission for myself in this thread (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=2443959&Fo rum=f20&Words=-re%20%2Bstick&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main=2443959&S earch=true&where=sub&Name=31551&daterange=1&newerv al=1&newertype=y&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev=#Po st2443959) and don't mind sharing it here, since I'll never meet most 2+2ers anyhow.

GrandmaStabone
08-16-2005, 01:51 AM
some sweet young thing was giving up the booty and this caused you to lose your erection?

jimymat
08-16-2005, 02:15 AM
^

peachy
08-16-2005, 02:19 AM
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It was quite the embarassing experience for me. It was extremely difficult for me to get in (tough luck when your pecker slips out) but once I was in, it felt loosey goosey, just like a vagina.. I didn't expect it to be like that, eventually lost my hard-on and chose not to continue. Story over.

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thats y u use lots of lube and prep her bum as well

touchfaith
08-16-2005, 02:23 AM
so no pics? is that what i'm hearing here?

imported_anacardo
08-16-2005, 02:27 AM
This is the saddest goddamn brag post I've ever heard.

codewarrior
08-16-2005, 06:11 AM
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but once I was in, it felt loosey goosey , just like a vagina

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Dear god, man... I feel so sorry for you.

GrandmaStabone
08-16-2005, 06:12 AM
lmao. yeah man, if you are in the pooper and the term that comes to mind is "loosey goosey" you might want to reevaluate who you are bringing home.

08-16-2005, 06:25 AM
Well, since I am sticking with anonynimity, how many guys like to have a pinky in their ass (maybe half way up the pinky) when they are just about to come. I am straight and I love this. And I have found that some girls tend to like having one of the smaller fingers in their ass when you are going down on them. And some girls like the middle finger as well pretty deep. These girls are tend to mostly slutty. But, as a general rule, that is what I attract.

siccjay
08-16-2005, 06:25 AM
You were not the first to SIIHP.

08-16-2005, 08:04 AM
The story later was there is no story later. This is the worst fuking thread ever. God. Stop this [censored].

jakethebake
08-16-2005, 09:17 AM
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Story later.

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One star. This thread blows.

utmt40
08-16-2005, 10:04 AM
You gave it a full star? I only give it a half. /images/graemlins/mad.gif

Patrick del Poker Grande
08-16-2005, 10:13 AM
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This is the saddest goddamn brag post I've ever heard.

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1 Star.

lucas9000
08-16-2005, 10:15 AM
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This thread blows.

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like mega-maid, this thread went from suck (the original post) to blow (the follow-up "story").

IndieMatty
08-16-2005, 10:28 AM
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This is the saddest goddamn brag post I've ever heard.

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1 Star.

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I don't approve of the edited posts w/o the edit.

Patrick del Poker Grande
08-16-2005, 10:35 AM
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This is the saddest goddamn brag post I've ever heard.

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1 Star.

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I don't approve of the edited posts w/o the edit.

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Yeah, but I did it quick before there were new messages or replies to it. No harm done.

Indiana
08-16-2005, 10:42 AM
What an insightful and thought-provoking post. Now that Im gone u guys are just so dam creative.

Indy

Shajen
08-16-2005, 10:44 AM
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What an insightful and thought-provoking post. Now that Im gone u guys are just so dam creative.

Indy

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How can we miss you if you don't ever leave?

Indiana
08-16-2005, 10:45 AM
I have to return from time to time to see how stupid 21 yr old college kids are. It helps my self-esteem.

Indy