How hardcore are you? [Archive] - Two Plus Two Older Archives

Sponger15SB

08-15-2005, 07:25 PM

There are lots of manly internet tough guys on this forum who have sex with 20 chicks and night and drink beer from the holy grail all while single handedly fighting off an army.

At least, that is what I gather from the never ending string of stupid claims and opinions and comments on this forum.

So, on a scale of 1-10, how much of a hardcore mother [censored] baddass are you?

battschr

08-15-2005, 07:26 PM

At least an 11.

Bradyams

08-15-2005, 07:26 PM

11+...duh

Voltron87

08-15-2005, 07:28 PM

8.

at least thats what the girl sucking me off right now said i should put.

stabn

08-15-2005, 07:29 PM

Somewhere in thte 4-6 range.

jdl22

08-15-2005, 07:36 PM

At this very moment I'm having sex with eleven or more super hot chicks so I marked 11+.

theredwave

08-15-2005, 07:39 PM

Might as well call me Bill Brasky I'm so hardcore.

battschr

08-15-2005, 07:40 PM

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Might as well call me Bill Brasky I'm so hardcore.

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TO BILL BRASKY!!!!!!

touchfaith

08-15-2005, 07:43 PM

I just put on stick underarm deodorant and then proceeded to cut my hair without a shirt on.

Easy 11+

offTopic

08-15-2005, 07:44 PM

I voted '1', as I'm about to go make my girlfriend dinner.

I am a

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/offTopic2p2/pastore.jpg

08-15-2005, 07:48 PM

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8526/26op.jpg

Vince Young

08-15-2005, 08:11 PM

Wicked haahdcore.

sublime

08-15-2005, 08:16 PM

in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

touchfaith

08-15-2005, 08:18 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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I think 7 is the highest obtainable without being able to drive a stick. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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sublime

08-15-2005, 08:19 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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I think 7 is the highest obtainable without being able to drive a stick. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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abilty to drive a stick is highly overrated.

trying2learn

08-15-2005, 08:27 PM

Brainwalter

08-15-2005, 08:45 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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Butt sex?

sublime

08-15-2005, 08:48 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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Butt sex?

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naw, i banged your mom.

stabn

08-15-2005, 08:51 PM

http://legis.state.va.us/CapitolTours/graphics/DoorKnob.jpg

?

sublime

08-15-2005, 08:53 PM

lol

jesusarenque

08-15-2005, 08:55 PM

39. I win.

08-15-2005, 08:59 PM

Easily a 9.

Evildoers and faggots alike quake at my footsteps.

Don't mess with Texas.

mcb

08-15-2005, 09:07 PM

well i have the first and only 10. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Boris

08-15-2005, 09:38 PM

I'm a one percenter, bitch.

Dominic

08-15-2005, 10:04 PM

I'll be honest. I'm a 5. But I used to make porn so I think that makes up for it.

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swede123

08-15-2005, 10:31 PM

I picked 3. Definitely lamer than most, yet not as lame as it gets. Maybe I could argue for a 4, but that's definitely as high as it would go.

Swede

AngryCola

08-15-2005, 10:39 PM

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on a scale of 1-10

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11+

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Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

I don't know.

Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Put it up to eleven.

Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

(long pause) These go to eleven.

nothumb

08-15-2005, 10:40 PM

BusterStacks

08-15-2005, 10:45 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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I think 7 is the highest obtainable without being able to drive a stick. /images/graemlins/grin.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Sorry sublime, I don't like this guy either, but that's what the kids call 'pwnage.'

NT

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yep, pwnt.

mslif

08-15-2005, 11:18 PM

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on a scale of 1-10

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11+

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Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?

Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?

I don't know.

Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

Put it up to eleven.

Eleven. Exactly. One louder.

Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?

(long pause) These go to eleven.

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nh...
Spinal tap is one of the classics

wacki

08-15-2005, 11:25 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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"im a pussycat. i am a very nice guy, who wouldnt hurt anybody"

-sublime <font color="white"> Out of context </font>

BusterStacks

08-15-2005, 11:31 PM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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In reality if you have to say you're a 9 or a 10, you aren't.

"Real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'em."
--Ghetto Boys

Claunchy

08-15-2005, 11:33 PM

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"Real gangsta-ass niggas don't flex nuts, cause real gangsta-ass niggas know they got 'em."
--Geto Boys

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FYP. Sorry I'm such a [censored]' nit.

BusterStacks

08-15-2005, 11:34 PM

meh whatever, i looked up the quote on some website. I knew it was the wrong spelling when i posted it.

7ontheline

08-15-2005, 11:35 PM

3, tops. I'm married and I buy expensive clothes and crap. I take that back, I'm probably closer to a 1.5.

wacki

08-15-2005, 11:45 PM

I don't get laid all that much, but I have turned down way more women than I've screwed for variety of reasons. Some of those reasons would cause other 2+2'ers to label me a pussy.

As for crazy stuff.... well I definitely have seen and been through more stuff than I care to talk about. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't realize that I shouldn't be here. In all honesty, the situations that I've been through in the past that cause many others to respect me are the exact same situations that used to give me horrific nightmares and basically turn me into an insomniac. Situations like that are also why I don't have a whole lot of friends from knee high right now.

When people tell me I'm "cool" or a "badass" simply because of what I saw, and not how I responded, all I can think is "[censored] you".

I almost made a thread on this two weeks ago. I'm still split as whether or not it's a good idea.

7ontheline

08-15-2005, 11:47 PM

Pussy. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Sponger15SB

08-15-2005, 11:47 PM

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I almost made a thread on this two weeks ago. I'm still split as whether or not it's a good idea.

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Its better than the "Are you ugly? You're probably also poor" thread that I almost made a few weeks ago..

Eurotrash

08-15-2005, 11:49 PM

that's wild, mang. I had no idea.

touchfaith

08-15-2005, 11:50 PM

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I don't get laid all that much, but I have turned down way more women than I've screwed for variety of reasons. Some of those reasons would cause other 2+2'ers to label me a pussy.

As for crazy stuff.... well I definitely have seen and been through more stuff than I care to talk about. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't realize that I shouldn't be here. In all honesty, the situations that I've been through in the past that cause many others to respect me are the exact same situations that used to give me horrific nightmares and basically turn me into an insomniac. Situations like that are also why I don't have a whole lot of friends from knee high right now.

When people tell me I'm "cool" or a "badass" simply because of what I saw, and not how I responded, all I can think is "[censored] you".

I almost made a thread on this two weeks ago. I'm still split as whether or not it's a good idea.

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I never thought you were a pussy. Don't be so hard on yourself.

I thought you were gay.

jason_t

08-15-2005, 11:52 PM

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I thought you were gay.

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That's funny, a lot of us think the same thing about you.

BusterStacks

08-15-2005, 11:52 PM

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Sponger15SB

08-15-2005, 11:53 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v641/Sponger15aa/Spongerhuge.jpg

STLantny

08-15-2005, 11:54 PM

I missed church one Sunday.

wacki

08-15-2005, 11:54 PM

That is awesome.

jason_t

08-15-2005, 11:55 PM

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You look different than on Friday; did you do something different with your hair?

Sponger15SB

08-15-2005, 11:57 PM

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You look different than on Friday; did you do something different with your hair?

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Yeah I got just got it cut. I also started taking 'roids on saturday.

touchfaith

08-16-2005, 12:06 AM

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I thought you were gay.

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That's funny, a lot of us think the same thing about you.

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You can't prove this.

Nobody had better of posted them damn pictures (I knew I would regret that night)

Drew16

08-16-2005, 12:24 AM

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39. I win.

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C'mon, 39? Youre nose bleeds at the thought of a fight between two other people

MCS

08-16-2005, 12:34 AM

I'm intrigued that 3 is leading.

wacki

08-16-2005, 02:46 AM

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in reality i am a 9 or 10. i got some [censored] under my belt, most mofos wouldnt do if thier life depended on it.

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"im a pussycat. i am a very nice guy, who wouldnt hurt anybody"

-sublime <font color="white"> Out of context </font>

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Since Sublime is a pussy and won't attack me. Here it is in context.
Linky (http://archiveserver.twoplustwo.com/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=2179592&page=&view=&s b=5&o=&vc=1)

wacki

08-16-2005, 02:50 AM

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I almost made a thread on this two weeks ago. I'm still split as whether or not it's a good idea.

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Its better than the "Are you ugly? You're probably also poor" thread that I almost made a few weeks ago..

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I missed that, did it get deleted? I can't find it.

jason_t

08-16-2005, 02:53 AM

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I almost made a thread on this two weeks ago. I'm still split as whether or not it's a good idea.

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Its better than the "Are you ugly? You're probably also poor" thread that I almost made a few weeks ago..

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I missed that, did it get deleted? I can't find it.

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wacki

08-16-2005, 02:54 AM

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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jason_t

08-16-2005, 02:55 AM

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can you tell i speed read

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Got you. Ship me my money.

AngryCola

08-16-2005, 02:56 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/AngryCola/entrylevel.jpg

AngryCola

08-16-2005, 03:02 AM

Oh, wait! I forgot! Jason can't collect, but I can!

Pay up.

jason_t

08-16-2005, 03:04 AM

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Oh, wait! I forgot! Jason can't collect, but I can!

Pay up.

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How so? I was the first to notice that he replied to a "noob" and it wasn't a setup. It appeared in the normal course of events in this thread.

jason_t

08-16-2005, 03:04 AM

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*** You are ignoring this user ***

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Now you're cheating.

AngryCola

08-16-2005, 03:06 AM

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Oh, wait! I forgot! Jason can't collect, but I can!

Pay up.

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How so? I was the first to notice that he replied to a "noob" and it wasn't a setup. It appeared in the normal course of events in this thread.

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Actually, I was claiming it for him replying to you. You're after the specified date. I was confused, but now I see what happened. Can I claim two $50 payments for him replying to to the both of you? /images/graemlins/grin.gif

wacki

08-16-2005, 03:08 AM

Angry send me your preferred method of payment. I will send you $50 next week.

dickhead.

jason_t

08-16-2005, 03:09 AM

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Angry send me your preferred method of payment. I will send you $50 next week.

dickhead.

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wtf?

wacki

08-16-2005, 03:11 AM

You caught me, but you aren't eligible since I was responding to you. Otherwise I have to judge in shades of gray and that will be a mess.

Sorry.

***this post is not eligible for the $50***

jason_t

08-16-2005, 03:13 AM

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You caught me, but you aren't eligible since I was responding to you. Otherwise I have to judge in shades of gray and that will be a mess.

Sorry.

***this post is not eligible for the $50***

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I will pay the first person that catches me $50.

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jakethebake

08-16-2005, 08:45 AM

Sponger, this should be your new avatar.

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DavidC

08-16-2005, 11:29 AM

I voted 4, so does that mean zero in real-life, due to internet inflation?

Edit: Maybe I should change my vote... how hardcore is it to chase three athletic-looking 19-year-olds with a golf club?

DavidC

08-16-2005, 11:32 AM

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Might as well call me Bill Brasky I'm so hardcore.

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That's ridiculous, Bill Brasky's 9-feet tall 600 pounds!

Edit: And he slept with my best friend's wife.

jakethebake

08-16-2005, 11:39 AM

When I was in the Marine Corps some kid that was like 5' even graduated from boot camp. He was supposedly the shortest Marine ever. The TV station from his hometown was there and the newswoman asked him how he felt about graduation. He said, "Ma'am, I feel like I'm 6-foot 6, 260 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal and too bad to mess with!" The tape was hilarious. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Blarg

08-16-2005, 03:16 PM

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I voted 4, so does that mean zero in real-life, due to internet inflation?

Edit: Maybe I should change my vote... how hardcore is it to chase three athletic-looking 19-year-olds with a golf club?

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Rodney Dangerfield was hardcore, but anything Rodney Dangerfield can look better doing than most people is not athletic.