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08-15-2005, 02:02 PM
You "engage" a woman in an unconventional area, lets call it the third input. Then immediately after you "engage" her second input. Does this act have a name?

Code: the first input is the conventional method of "enagegment". the second input is normally used for speaking.
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 02:04 PM
What the hell are you talking about? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
offTopic
08-15-2005, 02:05 PM
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You "engage" a woman in an unconventional area, lets call it the third input. Then immediately after you "engage" her second input. Does this act have a name?


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Creating an infection?
Turkish
08-15-2005, 02:05 PM
It's pronounced "Thermometer"
CrazyEyez
08-15-2005, 02:05 PM
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Does this act have a name?

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"SIIHPTHM"
Yeti
08-15-2005, 02:06 PM
Dirty Sanchez. Almost.
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 02:07 PM
What the hell was all that about engagement, etc? He's talking about putting it in her pooper then getting a blow job?
08-15-2005, 02:07 PM
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Does this act have a name?

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"SIIHPTHM"

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Exactly. But is this the "Dirty Sanchez"?
hoyaboy1
08-15-2005, 02:08 PM
No, that's when you rub [censored] over her lip
xadrez
08-15-2005, 02:08 PM
This might called a "Bermuda Motorboat" or, possibly a "Coney Island Corn-dog"
08-15-2005, 02:08 PM
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What the hell was all that about engagement, etc? He's talking about putting it in her pooper then getting a blow job?

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Yes, Jake. But I thought it is against the rules to be graphic, so I was being careful.
DemonDeac
08-15-2005, 02:08 PM
f'in gross.....shes a keeper. shes a sick [censored], buut a keeper
DemonDeac
08-15-2005, 02:09 PM
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Does this act have a name?

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"SIIHPTHM"

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Exactly. But is this the "Dirty Sanchez"?

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dirty sanchez found here (among other things) (http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/X0027_the_dirty_sanchez_et.html)
xadrez
08-15-2005, 02:10 PM
Wait, forget it, a "Bermuda Motorboat" is dropping your nutsack in a glass of milk while simultaneously having someone blow bubbles into the milk with a straw
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 02:11 PM
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Wait, forget it, a "Bermuda Motorboat" is dropping your nutsack in a glass of milk while simultaneously having someone blow bubbles into the milk with a straw

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Why? /images/graemlins/confused.gif
mslif
08-15-2005, 02:12 PM
Did you give her a big kiss afterwards?
nothumb
08-15-2005, 02:12 PM
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This might called a "Bermuda Motorboat" or, possibly a "Coney Island Corn-dog"

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Classic.

In the porn industry I believe this is referred to by the rather concise (if a bit technical and unimaginative) "Ass to mouth," or simply "A2M."

Hope you don't plan on kissing this girl for a week or so.

NT
TheBlueMonster
08-15-2005, 02:14 PM
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This might called a "Bermuda Motorboat" or, possibly a "Coney Island Corn-dog"


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rofl
08-15-2005, 02:14 PM
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Wait, forget it, a "Bermuda Motorboat" is dropping your nutsack in a glass of milk while simultaneously having someone blow bubbles into the milk with a straw

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Why? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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If you put ice cubes in the milk its called the "Canadian Sailboat" You haven't lived until you've had a Canadian Sailboat. Thank me later /images/graemlins/wink.gif
08-15-2005, 02:16 PM
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Did you give her a big kiss afterwards?

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No, that would be gay.
astroglide
08-15-2005, 02:25 PM
ass to mouth, commonly referred to in porn as a2m or atm
NobodysFreak
08-15-2005, 02:29 PM
I believe its called an ATM and if you find a fair lady willing to do this on the regular, you marry her... and its not even close.
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 02:30 PM
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I believe its called an ATM and if you find a fair lady willing to do this on the regular, you marry her... and its not even close.

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Yes. This is the women you want kissing your children goodnight.
NobodysFreak
08-15-2005, 02:35 PM
Who said anything about kids?
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 02:40 PM
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Who said anything about kids?

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If you don't want kids, why getting married? Aside from that though, this is NOT the girl you marry. This is the girl you use off and on for raunchy degrading sex when you're in the mood for it, and don't want to work too hard for it.
NobodysFreak
08-15-2005, 02:46 PM
If you're NOT having all the raunchy sex you crave with your wife, why are you married to her? I don't think I'd marry a woman who wasn't into it. I'm not saying she has to be some sort of sex furniture, but if you need to cheat to satisfy something you're not getting at home I think it might be time to move on.
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 02:52 PM
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If you're NOT having all the raunchy sex you crave with your wife, why are you married to her? I don't think I'd marry a woman who wasn't into it. I'm not saying she has to be some sort of sex furniture, but if you need to cheat to satisfy something you're not getting at home I think it might be time to move on.

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I don't cheat on my wife. I do get what I need at home. I respect my wife. I wouldn't want to be married to someone I didn't respect. I wouldn't respect a chick that needed/wanted/desired to be degraded like that.

edit: don't get me wrong. it's some fun [censored]. i'm just saying you don't marry a girl like that.
touchfaith
08-15-2005, 02:54 PM
I think some states still call it a "felony", but I don't know, I'm in California...we like freaky [censored]
08-15-2005, 02:58 PM
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If you're NOT having all the raunchy sex you crave with your wife, why are you married to her? I don't think I'd marry a woman who wasn't into it. I'm not saying she has to be some sort of sex furniture, but if you need to cheat to satisfy something you're not getting at home I think it might be time to move on.

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I don't cheat on my wife. I do get what I need at home. I respect my wife. I wouldn't want to be married to someone I didn't respect. I wouldn't respect a chick that needed/wanted/desired to be degraded like that.

edit: don't get me wrong. it's some fun [censored]. i'm just saying you don't marry a girl like that.

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I don't get the reasoning. How about if the girl enjoys it. Why do you have to assume she is being degraded? Hey, girls can be sick pervs too.
jakethebake
08-15-2005, 03:01 PM
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I don't get the reasoning. How about if the girl enjoys it. Why do you have to assume she is being degraded? Hey, girls can be sick pervs too.

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To each his own, but it's always been a rule of mine. Never marry a girl that likes [censored] in her mouth.
NobodysFreak
08-15-2005, 03:03 PM
I understand where you're coming from. Ofcouse I'd want to know if there were some deeper psychological issues with a chick like that before I'd marry her.
jedi
08-15-2005, 03:51 PM
I thought it was the Cleveland Steamer.
irishpint
08-15-2005, 03:52 PM
hot?
maryfield48
08-15-2005, 05:10 PM
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I understand where you're coming from. Ofcouse I'd want to know if there were some deeper psychological issues with a chick like that before I'd marry her.

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This is f'ing hilarious.