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jakethebake
08-15-2005, 01:16 PM
...and I stop in the airport newsstant to get a pick of gum. In my opinion, gum is a necessaity for flying because 1) it alleviates the ear pressure problem at ascent/descent; 2) it helps with the cotton mouth from that nasty recycled airplane air. I wander around the little newsstand for like 10 minutes befor ei finally ask, "where's the gum?" The girl says it's against airport policy Apparently people kept spitting their gum on the airport carpets. Who the hell does this? Of all the problems in airports, this is the one they choose to deal with?

LBJ
08-15-2005, 01:18 PM
Just buy it the day before and bring it on the plane?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

jakethebake
08-15-2005, 01:22 PM
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Just buy it the day before and bring it on the plane?? /images/graemlins/confused.gif

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Yea. It was a plane change there, and I had no idea I wouldn't be able to get it. Had I realized this would be a problem, I would have done that. It's still stupid.

ChipWrecked
08-16-2005, 09:15 AM
Consider it's the Orlando airport, with possibly the nation's highest concentration of <strike>brats</strike> children.

stabn
08-16-2005, 12:19 PM
FWIW you can't buy gum at the portland airport either.

TJSWAN
08-16-2005, 12:22 PM
FWIW,

I have been in many casino's that don't sell gum for the same reason, plus they don't like it sticking in the ashtrays.

Tim

Slacker13
08-16-2005, 12:22 PM
Did you recline?

jakethebake
08-16-2005, 12:24 PM
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Did you recline?

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I did not recline, but as you know, Slacker, I don't have a height issue.

Voltron87
08-16-2005, 12:34 PM
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In my opinion, gum is a necessaity for flying because 1) it alleviates the ear pressure problem at ascent/descent; 2) it helps with the cotton mouth from that nasty recycled airplane air.

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tell me more uncle jake! like how the luggage conveyor belt works? can i ride around it??? pleaaaaaaaaaase?



btw i never knew you were related to andy rooney

jakethebake
08-16-2005, 12:36 PM
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tell me more uncle jake! like how the luggage conveyor belt works? can i ride around it??? pleaaaaaaaaaase?

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It is o.k. for you and your hooker to ride around on it. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

TheMainEvent
08-16-2005, 12:37 PM
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btw i never knew you were related to andy rooney

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An Andy Rooney gimmick account could have possibilities

trying2learn
08-16-2005, 12:43 PM
the reason it's not allowed in casinos is because people put it under the gaming tables and slot machines...it's absolutely nasty.

Brainwalter
08-16-2005, 01:17 PM
I can't believe this, when I'm flying is almost the only time I want gum. And thanks for the heads-up because I fly out of Orlando.

jakethebake
08-16-2005, 01:18 PM
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I can't believe this, when I'm flying is almost the only time I want gum. And thanks for the heads-up because I fly out of Orlando.

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