Amazing Win!

[Homer]

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I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[Homer]

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I'm getting a lot of PM's that are serious in tone. Hopefully, my sarcasm is being one-upped. If not, yeah, this post was not meant to be serious. I actually only made like $5000.

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Casino XXX

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Anyone else think that would be a great casino? Just think of the themed slot machines you could have...
Animated topless lady dealers. Give loyalty bonuses as porn site memberships instead of comp points.

[pzhon]

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<font color="white">Of course I'm joking. Maybe I'll grab that domain name, though.</font>

[Phishy McFish]

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[Freakin]

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Hi all:

I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Freakin

[HRFats]

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Hi all:

I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Freakin

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Freakin - I believe this was all a feakin joke.

[Aytumious]

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Hi all:

I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Freakin

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Freakin - I believe this was all a feakin joke.

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HRFats - I believe Freakin was freakin aware of that.

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Hi all:

I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Freakin

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Freakin - I believe this was all a feakin joke.

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HRFats - I believe Freakin was freakin aware of that.

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Aytumious - i think HRFats was aware that freakin was aware of that.

[jaydoggie]

POY

[Thythe]

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Hi all:

I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Freakin

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Freakin - I believe this was all a feakin joke.

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HRFats - I believe Freakin was freakin aware of that.

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Aytumious - i think HRFats was aware that freakin was aware of that.

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mmmmmbrother, I think Aytumious was aware that HRFats was aware that Freakin was aware of that.

[benza13]

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Hi all:

I just wanted to share an amazing win I had at Casino XXX. I bet like a maniac and ended up with a $10,000 profit. I think I actually found a method to get better EV than flat betting. Anyway, I thought you all would want to know. If you want to hear more about my strategy, and get referred to some super-secret Microgaming casinos, feel free to PM me! Also, I have a kickass banner farm at www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com. (http://www.freemoneyformeimeanyou.com.) You can use it if you want! Yes, I am that generous! /images/graemlins/cool.gif /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Freakin

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Freakin - I believe this was all a feakin joke.

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HRFats - I believe Freakin was freakin aware of that.

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Aytumious - i think HRFats was aware that freakin was aware of that.

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mmmmmbrother, I think Aytumious was aware that HRFats was aware that Freakin was aware of that.

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Thythe, I think you are aware that this joke is getting old.

[Thythe]

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Thythe, I think you are aware that this joke is getting old.

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You're correct. I'm aware.