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RocketManJames
08-13-2005, 11:10 PM
Maybe this topic has been done before... but I just got a pretty lame fortune.
"Improve literacy, eat more fortune cookies."
-RMJ
TheIrishThug
08-13-2005, 11:18 PM
i've noticed that they have started being more just words of wisdom than really fortunes. some times they r really just words and convey no meaning. they r getting lazy, but still feel the need to create fresh material.
MelchyBeau
08-14-2005, 12:08 AM
I got one when I went out to eat with my boss that said you will have a comfortable position and a nice salary. He quickly changed the subject after asking what my fortune was. Sigh
Melch
bennyk
08-14-2005, 12:42 AM
The best one I ever got was:
"Don't forget: you are always on our minds"
a close second was:
"Kiss the person sitting next to you"
bk
Jimbo
08-14-2005, 01:31 AM
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The best one I ever got was:
"Don't forget: you are always on our minds"
a close second was:
"Kiss the person sitting next to you"
bk
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The first one was written by the IRS.
The 2nd by the Mayor of San Francisco.
DarkForceRising
08-14-2005, 01:43 AM
I keep getting teh one that says "Make sure if yer gonna SIIHP she does the fasting and enema thing first".
Brainwalter
08-14-2005, 02:02 AM
it was done tonight.
Talk2BigSteve
08-14-2005, 03:02 AM
I actually got one that said "Don't do Drugs" once from the casino buffet, and I was like What the?
Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif
ChipWrecked
08-14-2005, 03:03 AM
Kinda takes the fun out of the old 'in bed' game.
cnfuzzd
08-14-2005, 06:16 AM
lies.
also, i got a fortune yesterday that said "you are attentive and detail-oriented."
i didnt read it until today.
peace
john nickle
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