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kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:01 AM
cracker smacker oh so atter
i'm so glad it hardly matters
cracker macker it's all that matters
salty goodness for all who matter
cracker smatter matter bow

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:02 AM
if anyone else would like a poem, please post here and if i like you maybe i will write you one too.

scrub
08-13-2005, 04:02 AM
Genius.

scrub

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:03 AM
scrub, if i ever see you, i will imagine you as a scrub
maybe i will try to use you to clean
but that may be a little mean

[censored]
08-13-2005, 04:04 AM
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if anyone else would like a poem, please post here and if i like you maybe i will write you one too.

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I would like a kurosh poem

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:06 AM
i need a topic. scrub picked salty things.

[censored]
08-13-2005, 04:07 AM
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i need a topic. scrub picked salty things.

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can you work with water?

scrub
08-13-2005, 04:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/gpobrien/ScrubKurosh.jpg

Separated at birth?

scrub

sublime
08-13-2005, 04:13 AM
hey jerkoffs. my computer is down and here you guys are playing games. get to work on my serious issue!

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:13 AM
dropping from the sky
what is it my my
rain is all i can drain
like a gutter in a pane

scrub
08-13-2005, 04:16 AM
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hey jerkoffs. my computer is down and here you guys are playing games. get to work on my serious issue!

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Come on IRC.

scrub

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:17 AM
although i've never heard it
ice cream that can't wait
need to eat that chocolate swirl
caramel marshmallow hurl

Entity
08-13-2005, 04:18 AM
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although i've never heard it
ice cream that can't wait
need to eat that chocolate swirl
caramel marshmallow hurl

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An ode to Phish Food ice cream. I still can't believe you've never heard of it.

Rob

sublime
08-13-2005, 04:19 AM
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hey jerkoffs. my computer is down and here you guys are playing games. get to work on my serious issue!

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Come on IRC.

scrub

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i dont have it /images/graemlins/frown.gif

scrub
08-13-2005, 04:21 AM
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hey jerkoffs. my computer is down and here you guys are playing games. get to work on my serious issue!

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Come on IRC.

scrub

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i dont have it /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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LAME.

scrub

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:23 AM
[censored] you [censored] fuckers
i come here offering
my masterful poetry
and only three
take me
up

mat please dont kill me it's not censored it's not my fault i'll fix it and never do it again if you tell me

Entity
08-13-2005, 04:26 AM
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hey jerkoffs. my computer is down and here you guys are playing games. get to work on my serious issue!

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Come on IRC.

scrub

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i dont have it /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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http://www.hydrairc.com

You know you want to.

sublime
08-13-2005, 04:28 AM
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hey jerkoffs. my computer is down and here you guys are playing games. get to work on my serious issue!

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Come on IRC.

scrub

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i dont have it /images/graemlins/frown.gif

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http://www.hydrairc.com

You know you want to.

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i downloaded it, now what?

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:29 AM
YOU ARE HIJACKING MY THREAD
THIS IS FOR MY
POETRY ONLY

mmbt0ne
08-13-2005, 04:29 AM
kurosh,

I would like a limerick about the pizza man being late.

/images/graemlins/heart.gif

imported_CaseClosed326
08-13-2005, 04:30 AM
kurosh, do an OOT poem.

sublime
08-13-2005, 04:30 AM
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YOU ARE HIJACKING MY THREAD
THIS IS FOR MY
POETRY ONLY

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settle down hippie

[censored]
08-13-2005, 04:31 AM
I just want to state for the record that kurosh is one of my favorite posters

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:31 AM
spaghetti o's and meatballs
like vaginas and dickballs
tighter than a virgin
wetter than water

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:32 AM
i don't know what a limerick is or i would happily oblige you

kurosh
08-13-2005, 04:33 AM
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kurosh, do an OOT poem.

[/ QUOTE ]i don't want to.

scrub
08-13-2005, 04:33 AM
Get on EFnet.

#twoplustwo

scrub

mmbt0ne
08-13-2005, 04:34 AM
A, A, B, B, A rhyme scheme

There once was a man from Nantucket ...

wacki
08-13-2005, 04:36 AM
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spaghetti o's and meatballs
like vaginas and dickballs
tighter than a virgin
wetter than water

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First two lines were awesome.

then it went downhill a bit.

Overall I like it.

wacki
08-13-2005, 04:38 AM
Hey scrub. All the 14 year old zit faced scat fans are going to flood our room and start talking pooper nonsense. Delete that [censored].

sublime
08-13-2005, 04:40 AM
easier said than done. how the hell do i do that? new connections?

wacki
08-13-2005, 04:41 AM
Aim me sublime

scrub
08-13-2005, 04:47 AM
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Get on EFnet.

#twoplustwo

scrub

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FMP.

scrub