Worst complaint ever

[SL__72]

So I went to bed early last night and as a result got 8 full hours of sleep. Feeling good when I got up for work I decided to make myself a nice fried egg sandwich (2 eggs over easy/sausage/cheese/mayo/toast) and had a cup of coffee.

I now have so much energy that sitting at my desk is a torture... Where did I go wrong?

[Eurotrash]

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(2 eggs over easy/sausage/cheese/mayo/toast)

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it sounds like enough of these will stop a man's heart.

[Laomedon]

Going to work was your first mistake.

[bd8802]

hitting the "continue" button to submit this post.

[SL__72]

I tried to warn you :P

no... you are right, I'm sorry.

[kerssens]

I wish I was taller.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Eat a one-pound bag of skittles before lunch.

[Los Feliz Slim]

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I wish I was taller.

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A++++++

[BZ_Zorro]

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(2 eggs over easy/sausage/cheese/mayo/toast)

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[Aces McGee]

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(2 eggs over easy/sausage/cheese/mayo/toast)

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This was my thought as well.

-McGee

[jakethebake]

My Crunchwrap supreme from taco bell was really good. Also the Meximelts rule. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[cadillac1234]

I once witnessed a 5 year old throwing a fit at Disneyland screaming, 'There's nothing fun to do here'

[RacersEdge]

Sleeping rules.

[HopeydaFish]

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I once witnessed a 5 year old throwing a fit at Disneyland screaming, 'There's nothing fun to do here'

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It's stories like this that make me dread having children.

[touchfaith]

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I once witnessed a 5 year old throwing a fit at Disneyland screaming, 'There's nothing fun to do here'

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Tell the brat you roll OOT style and then beat the [censored] out of him.

[bd8802]

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My Crunchwrap supreme from taco bell was really good. Also the Meximelts rule. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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man, quit rubbing it in. that sounds so [censored] good.

[crownjules]

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I once witnessed a 5 year old throwing a fit at Disneyland screaming, 'There's nothing fun to do here'

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Tell the brat you roll OOT style and then beat the [censored] out of him.

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You forgot the parents. Obviously they spoil the little brat to death if she's got that attitude.

[Senor Cardgage]

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I wish I was taller.

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

[jakethebake]

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I wish I was taller.

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

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you want him to wish he was shorter?

[HopeydaFish]

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I wish I was taller.

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

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I'm surprised there hasn't already been a J. Peterman gimmick account.

[jakethebake]

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I wish I was taller.

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

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I'm surprised there hasn't already been a J. Peterman gimmick account.

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Pretty sure there was.

[Senor Cardgage]

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I wish I was taller.

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

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I'm surprised there hasn't already been a J. Peterman gimmick account.

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I almost made one for this, but then I realized I would suck at it.

[HopeydaFish]

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I wish I was taller.

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I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.

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I'm surprised there hasn't already been a J. Peterman gimmick account.

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Pretty sure there was.

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Yeah, I figured JP would be too obvious for someone to pass up.

[cadillac1234]

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I once witnessed a 5 year old throwing a fit at Disneyland screaming, 'There's nothing fun to do here'



Tell the brat you roll OOT style and then beat the [censored] out of him.



You forgot the parents. Obviously they spoil the little brat to death if she's got that attitude.

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I remember thinking,' [censored], she's going to make some guy's life frickin' miserable in about 20 years'.

That incident took place about 15 years ago, so be careful, she's out there...

[EliteNinja]

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So I went to bed early last night and as a result got 8 full hours of sleep. Feeling good when I got up for work I decided to make myself a nice fried egg sandwich (2 eggs over easy/sausage/cheese/mayo/toast) and had a cup of coffee.

I now have so much energy that sitting at my desk is a torture... Where did I go wrong?

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You need to start playing more "games" at once on your screen. Practice your micro.