08-12-2005, 10:22 AM
Dear David,
Thanks so much for all your help. I knew when you wrote my “religion is a crutch for the weak-minded” speech for me that we were kindred souls. I’ve been keeping tabs on your work over there, and your Cult of EV seems like just the ticket to lure these simpletons away from the organized religions so we can get their votes. It’s pretty ironic though. Imagine these morans actually believe in math.
However, I have grown concerned about this El Diablo character running around over there. His little cult seems to be giving you some competition. El Diablo…The Devil? Sounds like organized religion to me. Maybe you’d better take care of him. If you want me to do it myself, let me know. I hear he’s a wrestler. I’d like to get this El Diablo on the may for five minutes. He’d never recover from the Backbreaker!
By the way, isn’t it weird how my Predator costar and I are both governors?
Again, thanks for the support. I won’t forget our deal.
VENTURA & SKLANSKY FOR PRESIDENT IN `08
Thanks so much for all your help. I knew when you wrote my “religion is a crutch for the weak-minded” speech for me that we were kindred souls. I’ve been keeping tabs on your work over there, and your Cult of EV seems like just the ticket to lure these simpletons away from the organized religions so we can get their votes. It’s pretty ironic though. Imagine these morans actually believe in math.
However, I have grown concerned about this El Diablo character running around over there. His little cult seems to be giving you some competition. El Diablo…The Devil? Sounds like organized religion to me. Maybe you’d better take care of him. If you want me to do it myself, let me know. I hear he’s a wrestler. I’d like to get this El Diablo on the may for five minutes. He’d never recover from the Backbreaker!
By the way, isn’t it weird how my Predator costar and I are both governors?
Again, thanks for the support. I won’t forget our deal.
VENTURA & SKLANSKY FOR PRESIDENT IN `08