12-10-2001, 09:04 PM
I just got this e-mail. A long story (and it may just be a tall tale) but it's pretty damn funny...hehe
>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
> >and hearing this... Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM morning
> >show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great
prizes.
> >The game is called Mate Match. The DJs call someone at workand ask if
they
> >are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
> >yes,
> >he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The
person
> >is
> >also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
> >verification.
> >If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both
> >win the prize.
> >One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
> >Shoulders
> >drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've
> >heard yet.
> >Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> >DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of
> >'Mate Match'?
> >Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.
> >DJ: Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
> >Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First
> >only please.
> >Contestant: Brian.
> >DJ: Brian, are you married or what?
> >Brian: Yes
> >DJ: Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?
> >Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.
> >DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
> >only please.
> >Brian: Sara.
> >DJ: Is Sara at work, Brian?
> >Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?
> >Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work.
> >DJ: Okay, First Question - When was the last time you
> >had sex?
> >Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >DJ: Brian! Stay with me here!
> >Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.
> >DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
> >Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...
> >DJ: Question #2 - How long did it last?
> >Brian: About 10 minutes.
> >DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
> >ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.
> >Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.
> >DJ: Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
> >o'clock this morning?
> >Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I, well...
> >DJ: This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?
> >Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
> >staying with us for a couple of weeks...
> >DJ: Uh huh...
> >Brian: ...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.
> >DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
> >Brian: On the kitchen table.
> >DJ: Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
> >previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I
> >will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number
> >and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of
> >commercials follow.)
> >
> >DJ: Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?(touch
> >tones....ringing....)
> >Clerk: Kinkos.
> >DJ: Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?
> >Clerk: This is she.
> >DJ: Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the
> >air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a
> >couple of hours now.
> >
> >Sarah: (laughing) A couple of hours?
> >DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> >Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll
> >lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
> >'MateMatch'?
> >Sarah: No.
> >DJ: Good!
> >Brian: (laughing)
> >Sarah: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
> >Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly,
> >okay? Be completely honest.
> >DJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
> >questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's
> >answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando,
> >Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World.
> >Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?
> >Sarah: (laughing) Yes.
> >DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?
> >Sarah: Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian
> >went to work.
> >DJ: What time?
> >Sarah: Around 8 this morning.
> >DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?
> >Sarah: 12, 15 minutes maybe.
> >DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
> >trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
> >question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip
> >to Florida. Are you ready?
> >Sarah: (laughing) Yes.
> >DJ: Where did you have it?
> >Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?
> >Brian: Just tell him, Honey.
> >DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?
> >Sarah: Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...
> >DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> >Sarah: In the ass.....
> >
> >After a long pause, the DJ said, Folks, we need to
> >take a station break..
>Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
> >and hearing this... Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the WBAM morning
> >show in Chicago. The DJs play a game where they award winners great
prizes.
> >The game is called Mate Match. The DJs call someone at workand ask if
they
> >are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers
> >yes,
> >he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The
person
> >is
> >also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for
> >verification.
> >If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both
> >win the prize.
> >One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big
> >Shoulders
> >drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've
> >heard yet.
> >Anyway, here's how it all went down:
> >
> >DJ: Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of
> >'Mate Match'?
> >Contestant: (laughing) Yes, I have.
> >DJ: Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
> >Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First
> >only please.
> >Contestant: Brian.
> >DJ: Brian, are you married or what?
> >Brian: Yes
> >DJ: Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?
> >Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes, I am married.
> >DJ: Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
> >only please.
> >Brian: Sara.
> >DJ: Is Sara at work, Brian?
> >Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >DJ: Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?
> >Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work.
> >DJ: Okay, First Question - When was the last time you
> >had sex?
> >Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >DJ: Brian! Stay with me here!
> >Brian: About 8 o'clock this morning.
> >DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
> >Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...
> >DJ: Question #2 - How long did it last?
> >Brian: About 10 minutes.
> >DJ: Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
> >ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.
> >Brian: Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.
> >DJ: Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
> >o'clock this morning?
> >Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummm, I, well...
> >DJ: This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?
> >Brian: Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
> >staying with us for a couple of weeks...
> >DJ: Uh huh...
> >Brian: ...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.
> >DJ: Atta boy, Brian.
> >Brian: On the kitchen table.
> >DJ: Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
> >previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I
> >will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number
> >and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of
> >commercials follow.)
> >
> >DJ: Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?(touch
> >tones....ringing....)
> >Clerk: Kinkos.
> >DJ: Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?
> >Clerk: This is she.
> >DJ: Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the
> >air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a
> >couple of hours now.
> >
> >Sarah: (laughing) A couple of hours?
> >DJ: Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
> >Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll
> >lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of
> >'MateMatch'?
> >Sarah: No.
> >DJ: Good!
> >Brian: (laughing)
> >Sarah: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?
> >Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions honestly,
> >okay? Be completely honest.
> >DJ: Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
> >questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's
> >answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando,
> >Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World.
> >Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?
> >Sarah: (laughing) Yes.
> >DJ: Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?
> >Sarah: Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian
> >went to work.
> >DJ: What time?
> >Sarah: Around 8 this morning.
> >DJ: Very good. Next question. How long did it last?
> >Sarah: 12, 15 minutes maybe.
> >DJ: Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
> >trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
> >question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip
> >to Florida. Are you ready?
> >Sarah: (laughing) Yes.
> >DJ: Where did you have it?
> >Sarah: OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?
> >Brian: Just tell him, Honey.
> >DJ: What is bothering you so much, Sarah?
> >Sarah: Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with us and...
> >DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?
> >Sarah: In the ass.....
> >
> >After a long pause, the DJ said, Folks, we need to
> >take a station break..