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08-11-2005, 02:19 AM
Can one you hipsters explain to me what the hell this singing R.Kelly sitcom is about? Because from what I can tell it looks like he should have stuck to peeing on people.

shant
08-11-2005, 02:31 AM
This is seriously the most entertaining hip hop operetta I've ever watched. I have no idea why I enjoy watching it so much. It's comedy.

I said YES he said NO i said YES he said NO.

OMG ITS A RUBBER... RUBBER... rubber... rubber...

[censored]
08-11-2005, 02:33 AM
OK I have been informed that it is called "Trapped in the closet"

shant
08-11-2005, 02:35 AM
If you haven't watched it yet, you can see all the videos on his site: r-kelly.com

I suggest watching all of them in succession. It has crazier plot twists than 24.

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08-11-2005, 02:36 AM
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If you haven't watched it yet, you can see all the videos on his site: r-kelly.com

I suggest watching all of them in succession. It has crazier plot twists than 24.

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oh man awesome, thanks for the tip.

Lazymeatball
08-11-2005, 10:08 AM
wow, I had heard most of this on the radio before after being told about it by my african american coworker, but I am just blown away by the video. It's awesome that Kelly does the voice of every character involved, especially the female characters. Jimmy Kimmel has a decent parody involving him and Sarah Silverman and a slice of leftover pizza that was quite amusing. I just hope this marks a new direction in hip-hop.

DemonDeac
08-11-2005, 10:45 AM
just wait til parts 6-10 come out


(and im dead serious too)

TheMainEvent
08-11-2005, 10:47 AM
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Because from what I can tell it looks like he should have stuck to peeing on people.

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In all seriousness, did he actually pee on someone? I thought that just came from the chappelle show sketch, but I keep hearing people refer to it.

David04
08-11-2005, 11:20 AM
Wow. Awesome. Does anyone know when 6-10 come out?

HopeydaFish
08-11-2005, 11:30 AM
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Because from what I can tell it looks like he should have stuck to peeing on people.

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In all seriousness, did he actually pee on someone? I thought that just came from the chappelle show sketch, but I keep hearing people refer to it.

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I believe that in the infamous sex tape that came out involving him having sex with an underaged girl, he does in fact pee on her at some point.

ononimo
08-11-2005, 11:30 AM
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In all seriousness, did he actually pee on someone? I thought that just came from the chappelle show sketch, but I keep hearing people refer to it.

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He allegedly (read: most certainly) did.
Truth is stranger, and often funnier, than fiction.

smokingrobot
08-11-2005, 11:32 AM
either way r. kelly sucks.

Laomedon
08-11-2005, 11:34 AM
I swear to god, this is the funniest [censored] I've ever seen. If you haven't watched it, you must. It's unintentional comedic genius.

All I have to say is, "I can't believe it's a man!"

mwilli31
08-11-2005, 11:35 AM
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He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)


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I heard this song on the radio and thought it was a spoof on R. Kelly. I about died laughing when I found out it was a real song. Never heard more complex lyrics in my life.

shant
08-11-2005, 11:44 AM
I also like how he says "Let's handle this like Christians" while waving a gun around at everyone.

Dominic
08-11-2005, 12:25 PM
I like when he suggests he should go out the window, and the woman says, something like, "yeah, baby, that'd be great, except we're on the 5th floor."

Dominic
08-11-2005, 12:26 PM
and does anyone here think that R Kelly is completely serious or do you think he's actually in on the joke?

shant
08-11-2005, 12:57 PM
He's totally serious. I saw him on some interview saying this is the tighest thing done in a video since Thriller or something like that. Never been done before etc.

David04
08-11-2005, 01:01 PM
I don't know about you guys, but I liked it.

shant
08-11-2005, 01:02 PM
Did you read any of our responses to this thread? We all LOVED it.

David04
08-11-2005, 01:07 PM
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Did you read any of our responses to this thread? We all LOVED it.

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Yes, I did. But I honestly liked it. No sarcasm at all.

08-11-2005, 01:13 PM
The best part is the "wooo wooo wooo" he does for the cop siren. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

benza13
08-11-2005, 01:20 PM
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He looks at the closet (closet)
I pull out my berretta (berretta)
He walks up to the closet (closet)
He’s close up to the closet (closet)
Now he’s at the closet (closet)
Now he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)


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I heard this song on the radio and thought it was a spoof on R. Kelly. I about died laughing when I found out it was a real song. Never heard more complex lyrics in my life.

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I close my mouth and swallow spit
As I'm thinking to myself this is some deep [censored]
Then I says, So you gonna tell me
he's the one you've been talking to
He says yes, I say no, he says yes, I says no, he says its the truth

BRILLIANT!

Seriously this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

[censored]
08-11-2005, 01:39 PM
"and she introduced me to the police man that stopped you"

Wow who ever said this had more dog-goned twist than 24 was right.

IndieMatty
08-11-2005, 01:44 PM
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"and she introduced me to the police man that stopped you"

Wow who ever said this had more dog-goned twist than 24 was right.

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Should I watch this?

[censored]
08-11-2005, 01:45 PM
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"and she introduced me to the police man that stopped you"

Wow who ever said this had more dog-goned twist than 24 was right.

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Should I watch this?

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YES absolutely.