If you had to choose

[Clarkmeister]

If you are straight girl, and were forced to either go down on another woman or do her with a double-end dildo, which would you rather do. Disgusting, I know, but please try and answer in the interest of science.

Guys, if you want to vote, that's fine, just put yourself in a woman's shoes for this one and try to figure out which of these terribly disgusting acts you would pick, if given no other option.

[IronDragon1]

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If you are straight girl, and were forced to either go down on another woman or do her with a double-end dildo, which would you rather do. Disgusting, I know, but please try and answer in the interest of science.

Guys, if you want to vote, that's fine, just put yourself in a woman's shoes for this one and try to figure out which of these terribly disgusting acts you would pick, if given no other option.

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Holy hell that's hot

[battschr]

If the Glen Quagmire gimmick account is worth a damn, he'll be here soon.

[Stuey]

I PM'ed all the girls here with this same question a week ago!! Wow what are the chances hey. They all picked double-end dildo fyi.

Edit: 4 did not reply but those ones were probably not straight.

[censored] you [censored] [censored] clam licking [censored] [censored] [censored] clam licker mother [censored]!

I [censored] knew you [censored] [censored] [censored] where [censored] [censored] tring to get [censored] [censored] money from me.

[censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!!!!!

[wacki]

Even though this is satire, I expect better things from you clarkmeister.

[Clarkmeister]

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Even though this is satire, I expect better things from you clarkmeister.

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You don't find it interesting that no one has chosen death?

[imported_anacardo]

WTF, Clark.

I maintain a shaky but desperately fervent belief that there is in fact no such animal as the "straight" woman, but let's assume there is such a creature.

I choose double-ended. Feels like home &amp; at least there's a marginal chance I might get off.

Edit: Your observation adds the slightest touch of momentum to my hopes, but I assume that dudes have done most of the answering, who can't imagine either situation being all that bad.

Try this: Would you rather die than suck a dick? Any dick?

[Eurotrash]

if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

[Clarkmeister]

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if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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Free will was not a choice in this poll.

[Eurotrash]

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Free will was not a choice in this poll.

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[TimM]

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if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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I will choose free will.

[touchfaith]

5 star for the RUSH references!

[imported_anacardo]

RUSH is one of the worst things ever to happen to this planet.

End the hijack pls.

[Mason Hellmuth]

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RUSH is one of the worst things ever to happen to this planet.

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YSSCKY

[KDawgCometh]

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You don't find it interesting that no one has chosen death?

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someone granted you your wish

[imported_anacardo]

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RUSH is one of the worst things ever to happen to this planet.

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YSSCKY

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Que?

[offTopic]

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Even though this is satire, I expect better things from you clarkmeister.

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You don't find it interesting that no one has chosen death?

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Death!

...but first, rooroo!

[imported_anacardo]

Do you mean "Snoo-snoo?"

[wacki]

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Even though this is satire, I expect better things from you clarkmeister.

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You don't find it interesting that no one has chosen death?

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Ok that was pretty good.

[snakehead]

I always wondered why that guy in your avatar has that [censored]-eating grin on his face.

[offTopic]

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Do you mean "Snoo-snoo?"

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Maybe...the version I heard was rooroo.

[thatpfunk]

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RUSH is one of the worst things ever to happen to this planet.

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YSSCKY

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Que?

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you should seriously consider killing yourself?

[imported_anacardo]

But they are .

Bands that pride themselves on their technical proficiency all suck.

RUSH, various speed/thrash metal combos, jam bands, etc.

It's all about songwriting.

I hope to end this thread hijack one day.

[touchfaith]

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But they are .

Bands that pride themselves on their technical proficiency all suck.

RUSH, various speed/thrash metal combos, jam bands, etc.

It's all about songwriting.

I hope to end this thread hijack one day.

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No, no, this thread is almost dead anyway, nobody even noticed the Mr. Bergis gimmick account post. You can't get muched deader then that...

So, are you trying to say that RUSH does not have great song writing? You are either seriously mistaken, or have no clue what good song writing is.

Here is a 14 minute effort of theirs for you to read (or have someone read to you)...


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Cygnus X-1 Book II: Hemispheres

I. Prelude

When our weary world was young
The struggle of the ancients first began.
The gods of Love and Reason
Sought alone to rule the fate of Man.

They battled through the ages,
But still neither force would yield.
The people were divided,
Every soul a battlefield.

II. Apollo/Dionysus

Apollo: Bringer of Wisdom
"I bring truth and understanding,
I bring wit and wisdom fair,
Precious gifts beyond compare.
We can build a world of wonder,
I can make you all aware.
I will find you food and shelter,
Show you fire to keep you warm
Through the endless winter storm.
You can live in grace and comfort
In the world that you transform."

The people were delighted
Coming forth to claim their prize
They ran to build their cities
And converse among the wise.
But one day the streets fell silent,
Yet they knew not what was wrong.
The urge to build these fine things
Seemed not to be so strong.
The wise men were consulted,
And the Bridge of Death was crossed
In quest of Dionysus
To find out what they had lost.

Dionysus: Bringer of Love
"I bring love to give you solace
In the darkness of the night,
In the Heart's eternal light.
You need only trust your feelings;
Only love can steer you right.
I bring laughter, I bring music,
I bring joy and I bring tears.
I will soothe your primal fears.
Throw off those chains of reason
And your prison disappears."

The cities were abandoned,
And the forests echoed song.
They danced and lived as brothers;
They knew love could not be wrong.
Food and wine they had aplenty
And they slept beneath the stars.
The people were contented
And the gods watched from afar.
But the winter fell upon them
And it caught them unprepared,
Bringing wolves and cold starvation,
And the hearts of men despaired.

III. Armageddon: The Battle of Heart and Mind

The universe divided
As the Heart and Mind collided,
With the people left unguided
For so many troubled years.
In a cloud of doubts and fears,
Their world was torn asunder into hollow
Hemispheres.

Some fought themselves, some fought each other,
Most just followed one another
Lost and aimless like their brothers
For their hearts were so unclear
And the truth could not appear
Their spirits were divided into blinded
Hemispheres.

Some who did not fight
Brought tales of old to light.
"My Rocinante sailed by night
On her final flight."
To the heart of Cygnus' fearsome force
We set our course
Spiralled through that timeless space
To this immortal place.

IV. Cygnus: Bringer of Balance

I have memory and awareness,
But I have no shape or form.
As a disembodied spirit,
I am dead and yet unborn.
I have passed into Olympus
As was told in tales of old,
To the city of Immortals,
Marble white and purest gold...

I see the gods in battle rage on high...
Thunderbolts across the sky...
I cannot move, I cannot hide...
I feel a silent scream begin inside...

Then all at once the chaos ceased
A stillness fell, a sudden peace
The warriors felt my silent cry
And stayed their struggle, mystified.

Apollo was atonished;
Dionysus thought me mad.
But they heard my story further
And they wondered, and were sad.

Looking down from Olympus
On a world of doubt and fear,
Its surface splintered
Into sorry Hemispheres.

They sat a while in silence,
Then they turned at last to me:
"We will call you Cygnus,
The god of Balance you shall be."

V.The Sphere: A Kind of Dream

We can walk our road together
If our goals are all the same.
We can run alone and free
If we pursue a different aim.
Let the Truth of Love be lighted,
Let the Love of Truth shine clear. Sensibility,
Armed with sense and liberty,
With the Heart and Mind united in a single
Perfect
Sphere.

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I would love for someone (who takes the time to actually read) to tell me that this is not astounding song writing.

Pahleeeezzzzz

Please provide what you consider be actual 'song writing'.

Ready? Set? GO!

[Clarkmeister]

Can the two who choose death please explain why? Thank you.

[codewarrior]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/QuantumDot/douche.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/QuantumDot/turd.jpg

[TheIrishThug]

i only saw the episode once and it was a while ago, so i ca't remember who was the turd sandwich and who was the giant doche. but if i had to choose, i'm voting for the giant douche.

[codewarrior]

turd sandwich

[stigmata]

Women aren't adverse to homosexuality in the same way as men are. Whether that's biological or sociological I wouldn't like to guess. I think its pretty normal for straight women to fancy another woman at some point in their life, or have a drunken snog or whatever.

[jackdaniels]

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Women aren't adverse to homosexuality in the same way as men are. Whether that's biological or sociological I wouldn't like to guess. I think its pretty normal for straight women to fancy another woman at some point in their life, or have a drunken snog or whatever.

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I know you're from the UK and all but "drunken snog"? Come on!

[Clarkmeister]

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Women aren't adverse to homosexuality in the same way as men are. Whether that's biological or sociological I wouldn't like to guess. I think its pretty normal for straight women to fancy another woman at some point in their life, or have a drunken snog or whatever.

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I think you watch too many pornos.

http://members.aol.com/greg51090/images/quagmire.jpg

[fingokra]

Hypothetically, speaking can I choose both

[TheIrishThug]

a little late and not that good

[Eurotrash]

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a little late and not that good

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[gorie]

i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian to be disgusted by the first option...

[Shajen]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian to be disgusted by the first option...

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I wonder what a woman would say to this. Wonder where we can find one?

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[gorie]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian to be disgusted by the first option...

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I wonder what a woman would say to this. Wonder where we can find one?

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i'm confused.

[Shajen]

I don't understand? /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif /images/graemlins/confused.gif

[gorie]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a girl to be disgusted by the first option...

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I wonder what a woman would say to this. Wonder where we can find one?

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i'm confused.

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nevermind i worded my post wrong. i didn't mean to say lesbian.

[durron597]

How did you vote gorie?

[gorie]

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How did you vote gorie?

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i didn't. i didn't want to skew the results.

[MrWookie47]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian to be disgusted by the first option...

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I just figured it'd be somewhat analogous to being forced to suck some guy's dick or having it stuck in my pooper. I found the latter much less disgusting, so I chose the double action.

I like chocolate!

[stigmata]

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Women aren't adverse to homosexuality in the same way as men are. Whether that's biological or sociological I wouldn't like to guess. I think its pretty normal for straight women to fancy another woman at some point in their life, or have a drunken snog or whatever.

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I think you watch too many pornos.

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LOL, yeah, or perhaps I hang out with too many dykes...

In all seriousness though, pornography is a good case in point. The majority of female porn stars have done gay material. Yet you NEVER see a straight male porn star doing homosexual stuff.

Honestly, a large proportion of the women I have talked to about this will admit to something (small sample size, I know /images/graemlins/wink.gif). Yet I can think of only one straight man I know who has had an encounter with the same sex. I know quite a few straight women who have had some sort of encounter.

I think some of our disagreement on this probably stems from cultural differences, i.e. that homosexuality is a much bigger taboo in the US than here. A woman in the US is much more likely to say "uuggg thats soo gross", than her european counterpart.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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I like chocolate!

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nice pun.

[asofel]

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Women aren't adverse to homosexuality in the same way as men are. Whether that's biological or sociological I wouldn't like to guess. I think its pretty normal for straight women to fancy another woman at some point in their life, or have a drunken snog or whatever.

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I think you watch too many pornos.

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LOL, yeah, or perhaps I hang out with too many dykes...

In all seriousness though, pornography is a good case in point. The majority of female porn stars have done gay material. Yet you NEVER see a straight male porn star doing homosexual stuff.

Honestly, a large proportion of the women I have talked to about this will admit to something (small sample size, I know /images/graemlins/wink.gif). Yet I can think of only one straight man I know who has had an encounter with the same sex. I know quite a few straight women who have had some sort of encounter.

I think some of our disagreement on this probably stems from cultural differences, i.e. that homosexuality is a much bigger taboo in the US than here. A woman in the US is much more likely to say "uuggg thats soo gross", than her european counterpart.

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peter north

[colgin]

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If you are straight girl, and were forced to either go down on another woman or do her with a double-end dildo, which would you rather do.

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"Forced"? Clark, with all due respect, you don't watch enough "adult cinema". Apparently "straight" girls love to do both of those acts and hardly need need forcing.

I will be interested in what the responses are from these "straight" girls.

[touchfaith]

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If you are straight girl, and were forced to either go down on another woman or do her with a double-end dildo, which would you rather do.

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"Forced"? Clark, with all due respect, you don't watch enough "adult cinema". Apparently "straight" girls love to do both of those acts and hardly need need forcing.

I will be interested in what the responses are from these "straight" girls.

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Chicks do girl-on-girl pornos for one reason, and one reason only...They don't want to screw the skanky guys they have.

They don't 'dig it', they don't 'prefer' it. They do it for the money and do the least amount of girl-guy as possible.

Period.

[astroglide]

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Yet you NEVER see a straight male porn star doing homosexual stuff

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peter north has done several gay movies, and lots of male stars have done shemale movies. by estimates it's believed that most gay porn stars are actually heterosexual. they get paid a lot more money for it.

[stigmata]

shows how much I know about porn.... Thanks for correcting me.

[KDawgCometh]

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Yet you NEVER see a straight male porn star doing homosexual stuff

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peter north has done several gay movies, and lots of male stars have done shemale movies. by estimates it's believed that most gay porn stars are actually heterosexual. they get paid a lot more money for it.

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I've also heard that most male porn stars had to do gay porn before getting to the girls, its the payin dues thing

[astroglide]

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I've also heard that most male porn stars had to do gay porn before getting to the girls, its the payin dues thing

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i don't believe that's true at all

[Clarkmeister]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian to be disgusted by the first option...

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Now that's a good question. I can't imagine a guy not loving going south on a woman, but I guess they are out there.

[gorie]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian (i meant girl, lesbian doesn't make sense) to be disgusted by the first option...

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Now that's a good question. I can't imagine a guy not loving going south on a woman, but I guess they are out there.

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yeah, i just wonder how these guys based their votes.

basically the majority of votes are guys pretending to be a girl having to make the decision and the majority would rather do the dildo thing than go down on a girl ... if they were a girl. but they're really guys so why do they so easily prefer the option of the dildo thing (as a girl) ?

i'm interested in the thought process.


and yeah those guys are definitely out there.. :P

[Clarkmeister]

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i'm wondering how many of the guys that voted 'double action' don't have to pretend to be a lesbian (i meant girl, lesbian doesn't make sense) to be disgusted by the first option...

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Now that's a good question. I can't imagine a guy not loving going south on a woman, but I guess they are out there.

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yeah, i just wonder how these guys based their votes.

basically the majority of votes are guys pretending to be a girl having to make the decision and the majority would rather do the dildo thing than go down on a girl ... if they were a girl. but they're really guys so why do they so easily prefer the option of the dildo thing (as a girl) ?

i'm interested in the thought process.


and yeah those guys are definitely out there.. :P

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I think that those who voted for double action figure it's reasonably close to normal hetero relations for the woman especially when compared to the alternative, so that's the natural choice. But personal aversion to going south might indeed be influencing some votes.

I find it interesting that the poll results are the exact opposite of the "if you as a guy were forced to perform one of these two sex acts with another guy" poll.

[shemp]

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I find it interesting that the poll results are the exact opposite of the "if you as a guy were forced to perform one of these two sex acts with another guy" poll.

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Time to add two things to the LIST OF THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:

1. Why did I read this thread?
2. Why am I laughing hysterically at the above quoted observation?

[Clarkmeister]

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I find it interesting that the poll results are the exact opposite of the "if you as a guy were forced to perform one of these two sex acts with another guy" poll.

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Time to add two things to the LIST OF THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:

1. Why did I read this thread?
2. Why am I laughing hysterically at the above quoted observation?

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I don't know. But I'm really trying to figure out how to interpret results.

clark, i would be honoured to make your ignore list. how 'bout it?

[OtisTheMarsupial]

The last time I was a straight girl, and was forced to either go down on another woman or do her with a double-end dildo, I chose the second option. Just didn't have a taste for the first one, myself.

[Clarkmeister]

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The last time I was a straight girl, and was forced to either go down on another woman or do her with a double-end dildo, I chose the second option. Just didn't have a taste for the first one, myself.

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nh

[KDawgCometh]

[ QUOTE ]
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I find it interesting that the poll results are the exact opposite of the "if you as a guy were forced to perform one of these two sex acts with another guy" poll.

[/ QUOTE ]

Time to add two things to the LIST OF THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:

1. Why did I read this thread?
2. Why am I laughing hysterically at the above quoted observation?

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I don't know. But I'm really trying to figure out how to interpret results.

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I think that to try to come up with some sort of rational explaination for the poll results would just leave anyone with a headache

[Jules22]

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Yet you NEVER see a straight male porn star doing homosexual stuff

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peter north has done several gay movies, and lots of male stars have done shemale movies. by estimates it's believed that most gay porn stars are actually heterosexual. they get paid a lot more money for it.

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you really know your stuff when it comes to gay porn huh?

[DcifrThs]

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Even though this is satire, I expect better things from you clarkmeister.

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You don't find it interesting that no one has chosen death?

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what about death by snoo snoo (for you futurama fans)

-Barron

[touchfaith]

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you really know your stuff when it comes to gay porn huh?

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God I hope I never give anyone a reason to say that to me...

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[CanKid]

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were forced

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As in rape? Clam chowdher and it's not close.

[stretch22]

There've been jokes made about my "lesbianism" spawning from making out with a few girls drunk...but disregarding that I wholeheartedly choose going down on someone. I can't dissociate the thought of a double-end dildo with the scene from Requiem For A Dream where Jennifer Connelly's character is on a table in the middle of a room of men with money going at it with some other poor girl so she can get money to buy drugs, an act of pathetic humiliation. There's something about going down on a girl that's empowering, but then again I'm clearly a dyke.

[DavidC]

I consider this to be at least 3 STD's away from the quality of your average post.

Maybe a little explanation about how this came into your head?

[shemp]

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I can't dissociate the thought of a double-end dildo with the scene from Requiem For A Dream

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This is actually why I found Clark's post pondering men faced with a double dildo so funny. I flashed on a geezer rasping "ass to ass" to a couple of confused/distressed, and yet curious, poker players.