andyfox
03-22-2003, 04:27 PM
20-40 game. Bad game. Very serious players. Not a word spoken. Not one. Dead quiet.
After about a half an hour of folding, I raise. Only the big blind calls. By the river, he bets, I call. He pauses. He looks back at his cards. He looks at the board. He grins. He says, "Queen High." It show my cards and take the pot.
Another half an hour goes by. Very serious players. Not a word spoken. Not one. Dead quiet.
I can't take it anymore. The man on my left yawns. I tell him, "Hey, no yawning allowed, this is a no yawn table. If you want to yawn you have to take the must move."
He looks at me like I'm crazy. He then sees me smile and he breaks out laughing. He says, "Hey, I'm in shock someone spoke here. The only words I've heard in the last hour were,'Queen high'."
The gentleman who had queen high stares at the speaker and then they both break out laughing, as does the entire table. Bad enough having queen high, much less being reminded of it.
There's more than one way to loosen up a game.
After about a half an hour of folding, I raise. Only the big blind calls. By the river, he bets, I call. He pauses. He looks back at his cards. He looks at the board. He grins. He says, "Queen High." It show my cards and take the pot.
Another half an hour goes by. Very serious players. Not a word spoken. Not one. Dead quiet.
I can't take it anymore. The man on my left yawns. I tell him, "Hey, no yawning allowed, this is a no yawn table. If you want to yawn you have to take the must move."
He looks at me like I'm crazy. He then sees me smile and he breaks out laughing. He says, "Hey, I'm in shock someone spoke here. The only words I've heard in the last hour were,'Queen high'."
The gentleman who had queen high stares at the speaker and then they both break out laughing, as does the entire table. Bad enough having queen high, much less being reminded of it.
There's more than one way to loosen up a game.