I want to bang my Sensei

[zuluking]

Should I? Sensei (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/IMG_0598.jpg)

[Mason Hellmuth]

No.

[2+2 wannabe]

no........YES

she's alright looking - but i bet she's super fun

[shadow29]

Your standards are getting lower with each year you age (which is a lot).

[Eurotrash]

she has impeccable teeth.


any other pics? this one isn't too flattering.

[fluxrad]

Your sensei is academy award winning actress Hilary Swank?

Awesome!

[zuluking]

[ QUOTE ]
she has impeccable teeth.


any other pics? this one isn't too flattering.

[/ QUOTE ]

Funny. She's a dental hygenist. SMOKING HOT body. Sadly, the face....

[touchfaith]

between her and WackityWhiz's GF, I'd prolly tip a whole $20...

they would have to decide how to split it though

[miajag81]

Why wouldn't you? I'd guess she has a good body and her face isn't horrible. Unless there are other factors at work, go for it.

[[censored]]

her skin looks like it is made of plastic. but ya bang away I say.

[zuluking]

Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[[censored]]

[ QUOTE ]
Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

Ya dude, it's not going happen....




kidding..I kid because I care

[poker-penguin]

She's out of your league and could kick your ass (assuming this is a martial arts sensei and you're not a dental hygenist in training with weird vocabulary.

So yeah, get drunk then call her.

[miajag81]

[ QUOTE ]
Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

Keep wearing that shirt. I bet it makes her moist.

[Mason Hellmuth]

You mean you're not Ed Miller's twin brother?

[zuluking]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

Keep wearing that shirt. I bet it makes her moist.

[/ QUOTE ]

Okay, I fcuking lol'd at that one. Yes, she could kick my arse in a heartbeat. Her PSI on a kick is more than mine!

[poker-penguin]

Yeah, I just realised I kinda insulted a guy who has a sensei.

I did watch lots of ninja turtles when I was young though.

[DarkForceRising]

[ QUOTE ]
No.

[/ QUOTE ]

[zuluking]

[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, I just realised I kinda insulted a guy who has a sensei.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Stellastarr]

No

[siccjay]

Email her a link to this post. That will make the panties drop.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

This second picture of her is way better than the first.

I agree based on the second picture that she's way out of your league, not that that necessarily means much. I wouldn't have thought so based on the first picture.

It looks to me like the first picture got her at her worst and the second got her at her best. So she's probably somewhere in the middle.

[oneeye13]

[ QUOTE ]
between her and WackityWhiz's GF, I'd prolly tip a whole $20...

they would have to decide how to split it though

[/ QUOTE ]

i like this joke theme... you should keep going with it. i'm kidding.

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, I just realised I kinda insulted a guy who has a sensei.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Oath to what, the Catholic church? Did you promise to only use your penis in self defense? Well, if she jumps you...

[DavidC]

[ QUOTE ]
Should I? Sensei (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/IMG_0598.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't know, make a poll and then email her the link. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[DavidC]

[ QUOTE ]
she's alright looking - but i bet she's super fun

[/ QUOTE ]

FWIW, I would.

But rather than bang her, you should probably develop some sort of preliminary relationship. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[DavidC]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, I just realised I kinda insulted a guy who has a sensei.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

I was initially supportive of this, but I change my mind.

If you hit her up, you'll have to change your username to zulupimp.

[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

she looks like a small female vanderlei silva.

[PLOlover]

Nice teeth.

[rusellmj]

If this is indeed the person who teaches you how to defend yourself you're a class A douche for creating this thread.

[whiskeytown]

I don't think the face is that bad in the Mardi Gras pic - just a bad closeup and that smile stretches things out a bit -

you know, in the dark, it's hard to see the face anyways...

I'd do it - (but then I'm 32 and have to lower my standards - in my 20's I'd never sleep with anyone who could singlehandedly kick my ass)

RB

If thats the best you can get, yes. Otherwise, probably not, unless you get really wasted.

[Vavavoom]

She has an incredible set of teeth.......surely not real....

Would I Hit it...Hell Yeah.....Should u hit it...Hell Yeah !!

I bet she would be great in the bedroom.......but u may need to do the all nighter as she is likely to be super-fit !!!

[lighterjobs]

do you want to it because she has sklansky's forehead?

[Niwa]

[ QUOTE ]
Your standards are getting lower with each year you age (which is a lot).

[/ QUOTE ]

[jakethebake]

http://www.zenandjuice.com/word/images/napoleon.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17117.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17403.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17404.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23535.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23537.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23536.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-22876.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17288.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23538.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23540.jpg

[VayaConDios]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, I just realised I kinda insulted a guy who has a sensei.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

If by "something" you mean "eating contest", then I doubt anyone here is brave enough to take you on.

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-29848.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23689.jpg

[jakethebake]

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-29849.jpg

[Cyrus]

[ QUOTE ]
SMOKING HOT body. Sadly, the face....

[/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ]
Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

Comparing the faces of the two of yous, I say be glad - and grateful.

[RunDownHouse]

Anyone who said "no" clearly didn't click on the mardi gras link.

Nice work, Jake.

[IndieMatty]

[ QUOTE ]
Anyone who said "no" clearly didn't click on the mardi gras link.

Nice work, Jake.

[/ QUOTE ]


Holy [censored] jake. good stuff.

Umm, she's cute; ask her out. Good luck.

[Matty]

[ QUOTE ]
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-17403.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]Well the Korean is correct- except Bruce Lee wasn't Korean.

[jackdaniels]

I would like to chime in and say: Good work Jake! Looks like someone is making an early run at the 2+2 throne (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Number=3102639&page=0&view=colla psed&sb=5&o=14&fpart=all&vc=1)

Oh, you should hit it.

[M2d]

how'd she get those beads?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
how'd she get those beads?

[/ QUOTE ]

This is an excellent question.

[asofel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/asofel/WWBD.jpg

[fingokra]

If you really have any chance and she isn't anymore crazy than the ave. female, then you would be an idiot to not hit it. Send me here email, and I'm willing to hit it for you and tell you if it is worth the trouble.

[krimson]

[ QUOTE ]
There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

Maybe you should [censored] it after you get your black belt, what if you suck in bed?

[Indiana]

I disagree with most here, this girl is hot and i say bang away. Then again i am 29 and my standards have fallen over the last 5 yrs.

Indy

[sfer]

Sensei?

http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/images/830.GIF

[The Truth]

She is pretty hot, and I have really high standard. I'd like to see her body to be a better judge, but do her, and its not even close.

Do you see why?

[offTopic]

[ QUOTE ]
Sensei?

http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/images/830.GIF

[/ QUOTE ]

COBRA KAI!!!

[jakethebake]

This isn't one of those threads where you post a pic and trick us all into saying we'd bang some guy is it?

[jakethebake]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Sensei?

http://www.plaintivewail.com/pw/images/830.GIF

[/ QUOTE ]

COBRA KAI!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

"Sweep the leg, Johnny!!!"

[Phoenix1010]

[ QUOTE ]
http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idhitit-23689.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

This one is the most hilarious in a group of very funny pics. Definitely laughed out loud. Well done.

[morgan180]

[ QUOTE ]
Your sensei is academy award winning actress Hilary Swank?

Awesome!

[/ QUOTE ]



the answer is yes and btw - that shirt is dog[censored] - get a new one.

http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/894/326_a48a89af7c3232bf2c727e1a222e714e.jpg

[lucas9000]

jake, this isn't fark.

[Clarkmeister]

I'm not sure why you even needed to ask this.

[lucas9000]

[ QUOTE ]
that shirt is dog[censored] - get a new one.

[/ QUOTE ]

nice boiler room reference.

[poker-penguin]

[ QUOTE ]
There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

How fast do you run? /images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Shajen]

Yeoman's work Jake.

Well done.

[morgan180]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
that shirt is dog[censored] - get a new one.

[/ QUOTE ]

nice boiler room reference.

[/ QUOTE ]

ty

[Blarg]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, I just realised I kinda insulted a guy who has a sensei.

[/ QUOTE ]

There is this whole "oath thing" where we promise to only use it in self defense. But after my Black Belt test in October, if you want to start something.... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]

If by "something" you mean "eating contest", then I doubt anyone here is brave enough to take you on.

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL!

[Blarg]

Those cracked me up, Jake.

I liked them so much I might even start using that stupid phrase in real life, in tribute to your fine work in this thread.

[Eurotrash]

http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/4826/impressive7cu.png

[lucas9000]

now THAT is funny.

[Chobohoya]

http://www.forumspile.com/thread-rocks.jpg

[Easy E]

After this thread comes to her attention, you won't have to worry about that

[siccjay]

I don't care that its been used.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54/jaydeuce/Surveysays.jpg

Daniel-san...

Miyagi say...wax that ass.

[stabn]

[ QUOTE ]

...wax that ass.


[/ QUOTE ]

Unfortunately you needed something better here.

[ChipWrecked]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/aksooted/Mao_hit.gif

[TheIrishThug]

i hadn't come back to this thread for like 2 days, and couldn't figure out why it was still getting bumped

this pic says it all
[ QUOTE ]
http://img320.imageshack.us/img320/4826/impressive7cu.png

[/ QUOTE ]

[jakethebake]

So how's the kumite with sensei going?

[KaneKungFu123]

[ QUOTE ]
Me and Sensei at Mardi Gras (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/SK0891.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

nice shirt. you look like a cool guy. go hit it.

[morgan180]

[ QUOTE ]
So how's the kumite with sensei going?

[/ QUOTE ]

kumite! kumite! kumite!

[Bob Moss]

[ QUOTE ]
Should I? Sensei (http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/zuluking/IMG_0598.jpg)

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes you should. This reminded me, I wanted to bang my sensei as well the one semester I took japanese. I could only find one picture of her (http://www.umass.edu/asianlan/faculty/ono.jpg) and she doesn't look nearly as good as i remember.

B

[peachy]

uummm eeww?

[imported_anacardo]

[ QUOTE ]
uummm eeww?

[/ QUOTE ]

I don't get it. Explain disgust pls.

[jakethebake]

Updates?

[InchoateHand]

On further reflection, OP realized that "hitting it" was not in fact his choice, nor an option. Then he bought a new shirt.

[imported_The Vibesman]

When I first saw this post, I thought the title was, "I Want To Bang My Sister"

I'm strangely disappointed now.

[Blarg]

Sometimes strange disappointment beats strange satisfaction.