Post Something Random...

[Talk2BigSteve]

Post a random thought, joke, news story, whatever, etc.

I'll Start....

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This week Rev. Al Sharpton pledged to jumpstart a grassroots movement to combat homophobia.

"They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin," Rev. Sharpton said. "Adultery is responsible for breaking up more marriages, but do we put that in the Constitution? It's absurd."

This prompted one editorial columnist from the Washington Post to quip, "Pastors, come down from the pulpit and get to know your choir directors."


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[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Ummm... I like goldfishes cuz they're so delicious?

[asofel]

[ QUOTE ]
Post a random thought, joke, news story, whatever, etc.

I'll Start....

[ QUOTE ]
This week Rev. Al Sharpton pledged to jumpstart a grassroots movement to combat homophobia.

"They tried to say that being gay is a sin, and I said that adultery is a sin," Rev. Sharpton said. "Adultery is responsible for breaking up more marriages, but do we put that in the Constitution? It's absurd."

This prompted one editorial columnist from the Washington Post to quip, "Pastors, come down from the pulpit and get to know your choir directors."


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Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

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ran·dom Audio pronunciation of "random" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rndm)
adj.

1. Having no specific pattern, purpose, or objective: random movements. See Synonyms at chance.
2. Mathematics & Statistics. Of or relating to a type of circumstance or event that is described by a probability distribution.
3. Of or relating to an event in which all outcomes are equally likely, as in the testing of a blood sample for the presence of a substance.

[mmbt0ne]

You should turn this into a ctrl-V thread. Where everyone just pastes whatever is on their clipboard at the time.

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GU 003 (Prague) CD1 Nick Warren
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GU 004 (Oslo) CD1 Paul Oakenfold
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GU 005 (Tokyo) CD1 Tony De Vit
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GU 006 (Sydney) CD1 John Digweed
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GU 007 (New York) CD1 Paul Oakenfold
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GU 008 (Brazil) CD1 Nick Warren
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GU 009 (San Francisco) CD1 Sasha
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GU 010 (Athens) CD1 Danny Tenaglia
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GU 011 (Budapest) CD1 Nick Warren
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GU 012 (Buenos Aires) CD1 Dave Seaman
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GU 013 (Ibiza) CD1 Sasha
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GU 014 (Hong Kong) CD1 John Digweed
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GU 015 (Uruguay) CD1 Darren Emerson
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GU 016 (Cape Town) CD1 Dave Seaman
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GU 017 (London) CD1 Danny Tenaglia
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GU 018 (Amsterdam) CD1 Nick Warren
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GU 019 (Los Angeles) CD1 John Digweed
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GU 020 (Singapore) CD1 Darren Emerson
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GU 021 (Moscow) CD1 Deep Dish
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GU 022 (Melbourne) CD1 Dave Seaman
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GU 023 (Barcelona) CD1 James Lavelle
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GU 024 (Reykjavik) CD1 Nick Warren
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GU 025 (Toronto) CD1 Deep Dish
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GU 026 (Romania) CD1 James Lavelle
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GU 027 (Miami) CD1 Danny Howells
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GU 028 (Shanghai) CD1 Nick Warren
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[2planka]

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[M2d]

online poker

[Slow Play Ray]

Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than horses?

A: So they don't sh*t in the middle of the street during parades.

[jackdaniels]

I like that clipboard idea!

"I wouldn't charge him"

Thats mine - no idea where I used that.

[M2d]

great, another sausage-fest

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

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[jakethebake]

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[Slow Play Ray]

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You should turn this into a ctrl-V thread. Where everyone just pastes whatever is on their clipboard at the time.

[/ QUOTE ]

just make a separate thread.

[Soul Daddy]

"In the mid-20th century, the city reached perhaps the pinnacle of its success when it became the home of the Aquacar, a car which could be driven in water like a boat. At this point, the city's streets were literally paved with gold. But unfortunately, as related in the Are We There Yet? Guide to Springfield, this fortune imploded when it was discovered that the Aquacar was prone to spontaneous explosion after 10,000 miles and/or knots. The town has never really recovered from this tragedy (the gold was reportedly shipped to the Sultan of Brunei to encase one of his many elephant herds)."

[touchfaith]

had to dig a little for this one... /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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[2planka]

Farts are funny (http://www.burpsandfarts.com/)

[David04]

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I like that clipboard idea!

"I wouldn't charge him"

Thats mine - no idea where I used that.

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Snoop Dogg/weed thread.


Mine:"Who knows what could happen
do what you do just keep on laughing
one things true, there's always a brand new day"

[xadrez]

yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

[Shajen]

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[jackdaniels]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I like that clipboard idea!

"I wouldn't charge him"

Thats mine - no idea where I used that.

[/ QUOTE ]
Snoop Dogg/weed thread.


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Damn bro! you are good! (and my short term memory is obviously shot!)

mmmmmmmmmmm. Bacon.

[jakethebake]

Has anyone mentioned that Big Steve is gay yet?

[Beerfund]

control v

sparksdb3361@imail.mohave.edu

[jakethebake]

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control v

sparksdb3361@imail.mohave.edu

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Who is it?

[TheIrishThug]

my control v is empty

[Hamish McBagpipe]

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[jakethebake]

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my control v is empty

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mine was

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president@whitehouse.gov

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[Talk2BigSteve]

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[Talk2BigSteve]

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[Beerfund]

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control v

sparksdb3361@imail.mohave.edu

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Who is it?

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My Comparative World Religions teacher

[gorie]

how come when people see ghosts, it's always like modern humans ? like, did homoerectus not have souls ? what about cro magnon men ?

also i've heard of seeing ghost pets. why aren't we haunted by dinosaurs ?

i'd be afraid to see a ghost caveman, because he might have a stone tool and look scary - but i wouldn't mind seeing a ghost dinosaur i guess.

[Talk2BigSteve]

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[IronDragon1]

web page (http://www.stuffmagazine.com/cover_girls/girl.aspx?id=232)

[JDErickson]

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[Talk2BigSteve]

THE NEWEST DANCE CRAZE
THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION!
EVERYONE
IS DOING THE SCHIAVO!

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[Talk2BigSteve]

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I knew I should have voted for him.

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[SmileyEH]

FUCUNT

[theghost]

[ QUOTE ]
FUCUNT

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HAHAHA

[kipin]

ctrl v

Here's how I make them.

First season your wings with salt and pepper. Then, deep fry the wings, you can either bread them or not bread them.

Sauce - Franks redhot sauce, butter, jalepenos (sp), black pepper, garlic. Simmer all of this in a pot for maybe 5 or 10 minutes.

When your wings are done put them in the sauce for a few minutes.

Hope this helps.

[mlh2e]

Ctrl-V gives us this...

Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

[2planka]

ctrl v

4.4.5 Image Ghosting

An experiment was carried out to quantify the image ghost level in the XXXX image receptor. The image receptor was exposed to a very large exposure of 2.6 R with a 32 kVp, Mo/Mo spectrum, with part of the image receptor covered by a piece of 1.0 mm thick lead. Thirty seconds later, the first image was acquired at a normal image receptor exposure of 9 mR where the x-ray beam was filtered by a 4 cm thick Lucite phantom and where the piece of lead was removed. After that, multiple images at the same image receptor exposure were taken. The mean image receptor signals in a 256 x 256 region of interest inside and outside the lead phantom location were measured on each image. Ghosting magnitude was calculated as following:
Ghost (%) = ((signal (inside) – signal (outside))/signal (inside)) x 100%
Figure 4-10 is a graph of the measured ghost magnitude in percentage as a function of elapsed time for the three modified image receptors and an average of the ghost magnitude obtained on three current standard XXXX image receptors. Current XXXX system has a ghosting specification of < 3% at 3 minutes after the initial high x-ray exposure. Figure 4-10 shows that all image receptors satisfy this requirement. Furthermore, the three modified image receptors exhibit a reduction factor of about 3 in the image ghost level in comparison to the current XXXX image receptors.

[Neal_Schon]

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[astroglide]

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none other than randy jackson is one from the right in your pic

[CrazyEyez]

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[SpearsBritney]

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[usmfan]

ctrl-V

BONUSAUG

[jacki]

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You should turn this into a ctrl-V thread. Where everyone just pastes whatever is on their clipboard at the time.

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Name: Julie Gamradt
Age: 46
Job: Outreach Program Manager/augmentative and alternative communication specialist at the Communication Aids & Systems Clinic (CASC) and Communication Development Program (CDP) at UW-Madison’s Waisman Center - among the first programs in the nation to provide augmentative and alternative communication services

I got interested in speech-language pathology (SLP), or what’s also called “communicative disorders”, during college when my roommate was enrolled in SLP classes. I secured my first real job as an SLP in a small school district in northern Minnesota. The principal of my school informed me that most of the children who would be on my caseload had disabilities that didn’t allow them to speak. Oddly enough, in my training as an SLP, the issue of helping people who couldn’t communicate using speech barely came up – of course, this was over 25 years ago and it’s different now. But then I didn’t feel prepared to help the children who were to be assigned to my workload. In a panic, I went to the library and found one book on adaptations for people who were “nonspeaking”. It was written by Gregg Vanderheiden from the Trace Research and Development Center here in Madison. This book described some simple ways that you could use to help people communicate if people were unable to speak or - in some cases - even use their hands to point to things, like words or pictures.

One of the children at my first job had a dramatic effect on my life and career direction. His name was Brian. He was a 12-year-old boy who had severe cerebral palsy. Brian used a wheelchair and because of his physical disability was unable to speak. I found that Brian could communicate “yes” and “no” with the movements of his head - and that was pretty much it. I had never met anyone like him and he changed my life.

At that time there were precious few options to offer students like him - there weren’t any fancy communication devices or adapted computers. So, even a simple communication board had a dramatic effect on his ability participate in school and life. It was then that I was hooked into helping people who had limited abilities learn to use alternatives to help them communicate.

Eventually I went on to pursue a master’s degree in communicative disorders and now I work at the Waisman Center at the Communication Aids & Systems Clinic and with the Communication Development Program through Dane County. I work with people who have a wide variety of disabilities, including ALS, cerebral palsy, autism, people who have had strokes or who have sustained brain injuries, people who have other types of developmental disabilities…many of whom have multiple disabilities. The people I work with have one thing in common - they aren’t able to communicate adequately through speech or handwriting alone or they’re unable to use computers effectively due to their disability.

When I meet a person who can’t communicate well, I have them try a range of options, which often include voice output communication devices (also called speech generating devices or “talking computers”) and simple things such as boards and books which show words or pictures that they can point to for communicating ideas. I often work closely with occupational therapists that help me determine which tools a person may need to physically operate a communication device or computer, especially if the person has difficulty using their hands.

I’ve been able to witness significant “firsts” in the lives of people I have served….being able to communicate “I love you” for the first time, being able to use a voice device to communicate independently over the phone for the first time, or restoring abilities that were lost because of disease or accidents. It’s a profound privilege to have the opportunity to work with people in this way.

[dcasper70]

Q. What do you get when you cross an agnostic with a dyslexic insomniac?

A. Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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[kipin]

[ QUOTE ]
ctrl v

Here's how I make them.

First season your wings with salt and pepper. Then, deep fry the wings, you can either bread them or not bread them.

Sauce - Franks redhot sauce, butter, jalepenos (sp), black pepper, garlic. Simmer all of this in a pot for maybe 5 or 10 minutes.

When your wings are done put them in the sauce for a few minutes.

Hope this helps.

[/ QUOTE ]

These chicken wings were awesome btw. I coated them in flour and deep fried them, which resulted in some damn fine wings.

[warlockjd]

My name is Gladiator

[warlockjd]

ctrl v

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[TheIrishThug]

there are hundreds of thousands cars in nyc, where the gas stations?

genmay?

[benza13]

Random Homer (http://http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html)

Random Math (http://http://math.furman.edu/cgi-bin/randquote.pl)

Random IMDB (http://http://www.imdb.com/Games/randomquote)

[Talk2BigSteve]

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Random Homer (http://smacie.com/randomizer/simpsons/homer.html)

Random Math (http://math.furman.edu/cgi-bin/randquote.pl)

Random IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/Games/randomquote)

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Your random links randomly didn't work /images/graemlins/confused.gif. So this time I actually did FYP. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

[jdl22]

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[Los Feliz Slim]

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[poker-penguin]

So they are all already earning more than the asking price?

[TheCroShow]

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[smb394]

ctrl-v

http://www.archive.org/audio/etree-details-db.php?id=26955

(TLG show, upon recommendation of Philuva, forwarded via email to a friend who would enjoy downloading this show...this part isn't on the clipboard)

[Senor Choppy]

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[Mayhap]

Now as I was young and easy under the apple boughs
About the lilting house and happy as the grass was green,
The night above the dingle starry,
Time let me hail and climb
Golden in the heydays of his eyes,
And honoured among wagons I was prince of the apple towns
And once below a time I lordly had the trees and leaves
Trail with daisies and barley
Down the rivers of the windfall light.

And as I was green and carefree, famous among the barns
About the happy yard and singing as the farm was home,
In the sun that is young once only,
Time let me play and be
Golden in the mercy of his means,
And green and golden I was huntsman and herdsman, the calves
Sang to my horn, the foxes on the hills barked clear and cold,
And the sabbath rang slowly
In the pebbles of the holy streams.

All the sun long it was running, it was lovely, the hay
Fields high as the house, the tunes from the chimneys, it was air
And playing, lovely and watery
And fire green as grass.
And nightly under the simple stars
As I rode to sleep the owls were bearing the farm away,
All the moon long I heard, blessed among stables, the nightjars
Flying with the ricks, and the horses
Flashing into the dark.

And then to awake, and the farm, like a wanderer white
With the dew, come back, the cock on his shoulder: it was all
Shining, it was Adam and maiden,
The sky gathered again
And the sun grew round that very day.
So it must have been after the birth of the simple light
In the first, spinning place, the spellbound horses walking warm
Out of the whinnying green stable
On to the fields of praise.

And honoured among foxes and pheasants by the gay house
Under the new made clouds and happy as the heart was long,
In the sun born over and over,
I ran my heedless ways,
My wishes raced through the house high hay
And nothing I cared, at my sky blue trades, that time allows
In all his tuneful turning so few and such morning songs
Before the children green and golden
Follow him out of grace.

Nothing I cared, in the lamb white days, that time would take me
Up to the swallow thronged loft by the shadow of my hand,
In the moon that is always rising,
Nor that riding to sleep
I should hear him fly with the high fields
And wake to the farm forever fled from the childless land.
Oh as I was young and easy in the mercy of his means,
Time held me green and dying
Though I sang in my chains like the sea.

[Apathy]

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ctrl-V

BONUSAUG

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Couldn't remember that one?

[belloc]

This makes me pee my pants.

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[Piz0wn0reD!!!!!!]

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[ChipWrecked]

Current screenshot.

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[Skjonne]

A bloke is in a queue at the super market when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
'sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful, Christ ! He says "you are that stripper on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your friend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse

No she replies, I'm your son's English Teacher

[Cyrus]

http://www.blackjackforumonline.com/content/jessmarcumphoto.jpg

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Jess Marcum developed a basic strategy for blackjack and was counting cards a decade before anyone else.
<font color="white"> . </font>
Why is it then that not many of the members of today’s gambling community have heard of him? The reason is basically because he was a very private person. In addition, throughout his active gambling career he endeavored to keep his accomplishments secret to protect the opportunities he had discovered.
<font color="white">. </font>
In 1947 he joined the highly respected Rand Corporation think-tank located at Santa Monica, California. He was not a founder of Rand, as reported in some articles, but he became Rand’s preeminent mathematician with an international reputation. This was an astonishing accomplishment in view of the fact he had only a BS degree and Rand was loaded with brainpower and Ph.D. mathematicians. His genius had emerged.
<font color="white"> . </font>
His principal interest at Rand was statistical physics with emphasis on nuclear radiation propagation, nuclear effects and the processing of electromagnetic wave data. His premiere accomplishment was formulating the original equations for calculating the radar backscatter from a steady target in a noisy background, the so-called signal-to-noise ratio on which all radar design is based. Since the government classified this work as secret, it was many years before the scientific literature could acknowledge it as the Marcum equation.


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Blackjack Forum : "The first card counter" (http://www.blackjackforumonline.com/content/JessMarcumEarlyDaysofCardCounting.htm)

[kasey2004]

A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!

Assuming Rudolph was in front there are 40320 ways to arrange the other eight reindeer.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

sweet random factoids.

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[DukeSucks]

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[TheCroShow]

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[imported_anacardo]

Aurora borealis
The icy sky at night
Paddles cut the water
In a long and hurried flight
From the white man, to the fields of green
And the homeland we've never seen.

They killed us in our teepees
And they cut our women down
They might have left some babies
Crying on the ground
But the firesticks and the wagons come
And the night falls on the setting sun.

They massacred the buffalo
Catty-corner from the bank
Taxis run across my feet
And my eyes have turned to blanks
In my little box, at the top of the stairs
With my Indian rug, and a pipe to share.

I wish I was a trapper
I would give a thousand pelts
To sleep with Pocahontas
And find out how she felt
In the morning, on the fields of green
In the homeland we've never seen.

And maybe Marlon Brando
Will be there by the fire
We'll sit and talk of Hollywood
And the good things there for hire
And the Astrodome, and the first TV
Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me.

Marlon Brando, Pocahontas and me.

Pocahontas...

[tonypaladino]

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My boss on Harry Potter Release Night. I am not pictured, on the other side of the truck, hitting on a 19 year old cashier.