I think a girl in my office just pooped her pants [Archive]

MoreWineII

08-09-2005, 11:31 AM

I'm at work and a heinous stench assaulted my nostrils. I then see the girl (not hot) that sits in the cube next to me up and head for the bathroom.

I think she may have had an accident. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Somehow SIIHP takes on a whole new meaning here.

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jakethebake

08-09-2005, 11:32 AM

trying2learn

08-09-2005, 11:33 AM

a guy i used to work with told a story about how this happened to him once. i couldn't believe he would voluntarily tell it to people, but it always got a lot of attention...maybe that's why.

something tells me you don't really want to know if she did or not anyway.

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 11:34 AM

Or quick while she's gone, anonymously leave a roll of toilet paper on her desk.

jackdaniels

08-09-2005, 11:36 AM

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LMAO!

STLantny

08-09-2005, 11:36 AM

Take a dump on her desk, leave a note on it asking if shes into this sort of thing.

hoopsie44

08-09-2005, 11:38 AM

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Or quick while she's gone, anonymously leave a roll of toilet paper on her desk.

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This could scar the girl for life.

trying2learn

08-09-2005, 11:38 AM

when she gets back - ask her if she's ever been to OOT at 2+2. tell her there's at least one thread that may be of interest to her...

touchfaith

08-09-2005, 11:38 AM

Delete this thread before she sues 2+2.

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(for the (many) idiots in the audience that require visual aids)

slickpoppa

08-09-2005, 11:40 AM

Maybe you work with tubgirl

TheMainEvent

08-09-2005, 11:45 AM

http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%208/hindenburg.jpg

Patrick del Poker Grande

08-09-2005, 12:04 PM

I think a well-placed whoopee cushion could work wonders in this situation.

Shajen

08-09-2005, 12:25 PM

http://www.duoja.se/bilder/kossa.jpg

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 12:27 PM

Update dammit! Update!!!

superleeds

08-09-2005, 12:33 PM

did she?

Eurotrash

08-09-2005, 12:49 PM

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Update dammit! Update!!!

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Talk2BigSteve

08-09-2005, 01:17 PM

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did she?

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Talk2BigSteve

08-09-2005, 01:23 PM

Pull this up on her computer!

Wipe my Bootie! (http://209.0.146.17/1/graphics/anims/dirty_baby.swf) This is SFW. needs volume up

Big Steve /images/graemlins/cool.gif

MoreWineII

08-09-2005, 01:28 PM

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I don't know...I'm avoiding eye contact. She's wearing the same pants though, so either it was just a really juicy fart or else it didn't seep through to her pants.

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 01:31 PM

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I don't know...I'm avoiding eye contact. She's wearing the same pants though, so either it was just a really juicy fart or else it didn't seep through to her pants.

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What's her e-mail? I'll ask her.

superleeds

08-09-2005, 01:44 PM

Next time she leaves her seat, give it a crafty sniff. If it was a fart it will has dissapated by now otherwise you'll know that she pooped her pants for sure.

kitaristi0

08-09-2005, 01:46 PM

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Next time she leaves her seat, give it a crafty sniff. If it was a fart it will has dissapated by now otherwise you'll know that she pooped her pants for sure.

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What the hell is going on here? OOT just keeps getting weirder every day.

Patrick del Poker Grande

08-09-2005, 01:47 PM

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I don't know...I'm avoiding eye contact. She's wearing the same pants though, so either it was just a really juicy fart or else it didn't seep through to her pants.

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What's her e-mail? I'll ask her.

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This is definitely a good idea.

TheMainEvent

08-09-2005, 01:47 PM

I don't think she did it. How any self-respecting human being can not only crap their pants in public, but immediately go back to work in the same pants, is beyond me. I guess stranger things have happened.

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08-09-2005, 01:47 PM

this is the best we got going today huh? Certainly no russian mail order bride. Perhaps I'll talk to non_comformist about doing a Ms.OOT

DonBaker

08-09-2005, 01:50 PM

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 01:54 PM

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What's her e-mail? I'll ask her.

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Come on, more wine. I'll use an anonymous yahoo mail.

08-09-2005, 01:55 PM

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I'm at work and a heinous stench assaulted my nostrils. I then see the girl (not hot) that sits in the cube next to me up and head for the bathroom.

I think she may have had an accident. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Somehow SIIHP takes on a whole new meaning here.

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One time I pooped my pants while eating a crunchy taco at taco bell. i had to discard my boxers in the restroom trash and clean up. i figured that i would keep this information to myself, but then lo and behold, my good buddy hangs out with my later that day, and tells me a story about how he pooped his trousers at his office that day. what are the chances of that?! we shared our stories and laughed heartily in our brotherhood.

jackdaniels

08-09-2005, 01:58 PM

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What's her e-mail? I'll ask her.

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Come on, more wine. I'll use an anonymous yahoo mail.

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This is an excellent idea. It will be even better if you have a webcam you can point at her while she reads the email.

kerssens

08-09-2005, 02:00 PM

Maybe she pooped her pans...or hands?

MoreWineII

08-09-2005, 02:07 PM

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I don't think she did it. How any self-respecting human being can not only crap their pants in public, but immediately go back to work in the same pants, is beyond me. I guess stranger things have happened.

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I've done this at work before, not at my current job though. It wasn't so much an actual poop as much as it was a shart, but still...[censored] happens /images/graemlins/blush.gif

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What's her e-mail? I'll ask her.

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Come on, more wine. I'll use an anonymous yahoo mail.

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Nooooooooo.

Pocket Trips

08-09-2005, 02:10 PM

Have some one check the trash can in the ladies room for discarded panties...She may have ditched the evidence and now going commando style for the rest of the day... If yuu do find the reains.. place them on her desk with a note saying "I believe you 'misplaced' these" ... she may never show her face in the office again

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 02:11 PM

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Come on, more wine. I'll use an anonymous yahoo mail.

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Nooooooooo.

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Come on. She'll never know it was you.

Eurotrash

08-09-2005, 02:13 PM

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Come on, more wine. I'll use an anonymous yahoo mail.

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Nooooooooo.

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you realize the gravity of this situation, don't you?

the weight of this forum is squarely on your shoulders now. how will you respond?

Stuey

08-09-2005, 02:15 PM

You need to go in the ladies bathroom and look for soiled underwear. You really need to do this.

Patrick del Poker Grande

08-09-2005, 02:15 PM

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Come on, more wine. I'll use an anonymous yahoo mail.

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Nooooooooo.

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

DonBaker

08-09-2005, 02:17 PM

u can't chicken out at this point!
u need to gave him her email !

i know u can do it!

Stuey

08-09-2005, 02:19 PM

If we all email her she will not suspect you but everyone in the office! It will surely scare even more [censored] out of her.

Shajen

08-09-2005, 02:21 PM

Man, I feel kinda bad for this chick.

I mean, we've all been there, haven't we?

http://www.swarpa.net/~danforth/photos/caves/mdcaves/crickets.jpg

No?

Uh, yeah. Me neither.

KDawgCometh

08-09-2005, 04:01 PM

okay, and update needs to happen now, and jake we need to get her email

MoreWineII

08-09-2005, 04:20 PM

Wife + two kids = can't take any chances with my job at the moment.

Out of the two people that sit near her, one is on vacation and the other is me. She'd know...and she's be the sort to make a stink about it. Get it...stink?!

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hotdog da 2rd

08-09-2005, 04:25 PM

YOU SUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

nice play though. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

hoopsie44

08-09-2005, 04:32 PM

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Wife + two kids = can't take any chances with my job at the moment.

Out of the two people that sit near her, one is on vacation and the other is me. She'd know...and she's be the sort to make a stink about it. Get it...stink?!

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You're holding up well under the pressure.

IronDragon1

08-09-2005, 04:38 PM

Keep up the presssure-it's only a matter of time until MoreWine can't take it anymore and stands on the top of his desk and shouts at the top of this lungs "[co-worker in question] took a crap in her pants!"

Jim Kuhn

08-09-2005, 10:59 PM

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Take a dump on her desk, leave a note telling her she forgot something!

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FYP

Thank you,

Jim Kuhn
Catfish4u
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smb394

08-09-2005, 11:20 PM

One of my friends in college shat on the dormroom floor while hideously drunk. As funny as it was, he was just one of those people who couldn't take any crap (no pun intended) about it. He still never did get why when we lived together later there would be random diapers and stuff floating around as a joke.