dtbog
08-09-2005, 11:02 AM
Today, I woke up a little late. Slightly frustrated, I muttered "darn! I'm not going to be on time for work!" I quickly showered, got dressed, and drove to work.
On the way there, a mean man in a black pickup truck almost cut me off. I smiled and waved at him; I didn't want to stoop to his level by being immature or losing my temper. Besides, swear words are bad! His very attractive girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, but I strangely had no desire to ever see a picture of her again. (That makes this thread that much more useful, doesn't it?)
When I got to work, my boss told me a story about some movie that he found that his teenage daughter had made, but I was strangely uninterested. What's another teen experimentation story, anyway? That stuff just can't hold my attention anymore.
One of my co-workers very attractive wives was visiting today, and she was also not hot. I was not interested in a threesome or seeing more pictures of her.
Finally, I walked by the janitor cleaning the bathroom. I'd tell you more, but I don't like stories about poopers.
It's time to go! Here is a picture I found on the Internet. Hearts and stars! My favorite!
http://fp.ymv13.plus.com/Hearts%20and%20Stars.jpg
On the way there, a mean man in a black pickup truck almost cut me off. I smiled and waved at him; I didn't want to stoop to his level by being immature or losing my temper. Besides, swear words are bad! His very attractive girlfriend was sitting in the passenger seat, but I strangely had no desire to ever see a picture of her again. (That makes this thread that much more useful, doesn't it?)
When I got to work, my boss told me a story about some movie that he found that his teenage daughter had made, but I was strangely uninterested. What's another teen experimentation story, anyway? That stuff just can't hold my attention anymore.
One of my co-workers very attractive wives was visiting today, and she was also not hot. I was not interested in a threesome or seeing more pictures of her.
Finally, I walked by the janitor cleaning the bathroom. I'd tell you more, but I don't like stories about poopers.
It's time to go! Here is a picture I found on the Internet. Hearts and stars! My favorite!
http://fp.ymv13.plus.com/Hearts%20and%20Stars.jpg