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08-09-2005, 12:00 AM

Name some of your buddies nicknames.

My brother="Bluffman", I always call him"What A Pile"
Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB",also "Seamco"
Mike H.="Cool"
Willie W.="Pack"
My Cousin="Icepick"
Jay M.="Bigdog"
Amber J.="Horseface"
Frank B.="The man inthe Moon"
Steve H."Swede","Hanny"
Me= "Stallion',"Blockhead","Goob Roboto"."Snuffles"
My dog roscoe="Buddhahead"
Your turn

kyro

08-09-2005, 12:02 AM

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Mike H.="Cool"

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LOL. NO WAY!!!

08-09-2005, 12:15 AM

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Mike H.="Cool"

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LOL. NO WAY!!!

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Probably a different Mike H. than your friend.

nothumb

08-09-2005, 12:27 AM

We call one of my friends "Shlom the Enforcer." He's a big Jewish guy and we were watching hockey one day. He commented on the dearth of fiesty Jewish hockey goons. So from that day forth we called him Shlom the Enforcer.

NT

mmbt0ne

08-09-2005, 12:30 AM

Gouda

I actually didn't know his real name for the first 2-3 months I hung out with him. Then I though Gouda was his last name for another 4 months after learning his real name was Michael. Gouda is actually a total nickname.

I have another friend, also Mike, who's called Failure.

kyro

08-09-2005, 12:31 AM

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Mike H.="Cool"

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LOL. NO WAY!!!

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Probably a different Mike H. than your friend.

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I don't have any friends named Mike H.

gunt

08-09-2005, 12:40 AM

blade

STLantny

08-09-2005, 12:42 AM

smalls
rook, rabbit, newb
guartos
scarpy
vaders
slut bucket

smokingrobot

08-09-2005, 01:05 AM

lmao.

08-09-2005, 01:07 AM

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smalls
rook, rabbit, newb
guartos
scarpy
vaders
slut bucket

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A friend of Swede in my post, is nicknamed "rabbit" too. In his case it has something to do with their golf matches.

slut bucket.. ouch

Rev. Good Will

08-09-2005, 01:08 AM

yak, frost, nightcrawler, x, hyde, belle, peach, joker, GQ...

but then again, those are all fraternity names, so i don't know if it counts

IronDragon1

08-09-2005, 01:08 AM

The Fonz
Potsie
Ralph Malph
Mr C

morgan180

08-09-2005, 01:11 AM

Jersey Jim
Philly Steve
El Jeffe
Disco Dan
Bachelor Doug
gantis
dmac
RL
techno tim

not very original - but then, do they have to be?

12ozLongneck

08-09-2005, 01:13 AM

A guy I used to know called his girlfriend "Mammal." I never knew her real name.

siccjay

08-09-2005, 01:14 AM

I have a friend we call Nigerian Scam Artist. He has a thing for trying to buy go-karts off the net.

08-09-2005, 01:16 AM

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Jersey Jim
Philly Steve
El Jeffe
Disco Dan
Bachelor Doug
gantis
dmac
RL
techno tim

not very original - but then, do they have to be?

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No... just real nicknames

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08-09-2005, 01:21 AM

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My brother="Bluffman", I always call him"What A Pile"
Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB",also "Seamco"
Mike H.="Cool"
Willie W.="Pack"
My Cousin="Icepick"
Jay M.="Bigdog"
Amber J.="Horseface"
Frank B.="The man inthe Moon"
Steve H."Swede","Hanny"
Me= "Stallion',"Blockhead","Goob Roboto"."Snuffles"
My dog roscoe="Buddhahead"

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Man those are some sweet nicknames

squeek12

08-09-2005, 02:19 AM

Bean
Blood
Porky
Du Hast
Cuyon'
Disgrace
Fat Ass Jay

These all suck, but mine, I admit is pretty decent. They named me Squeek after the Lil' Bitch from BASEketball.

ripdog

08-09-2005, 02:43 AM

I was talking to two of my friends ex gf's one day. I can't remember how the topic came up, but they started talking about how tiny his dick is. He's a big guy, so that must make it look even smaller. Anyway, his last name rhymes with inch and they called him 2-inch _____.

irishpint

08-09-2005, 02:57 AM

i cannot imagine caring about what you call your dog, brother or boyfriend.

thabadguy

08-09-2005, 04:19 AM

My friend Ben is nicknamed Fucko, one nite when we were drunk and high we concluded clowns have names that end in O, and since ben is clown cuz he does stupid [censored]...and a [censored] up clown..he shall be named Fucko, never never has there ever been a more apt nickname.

rmarotti

08-09-2005, 04:23 AM

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Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB"

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This isn't any shorter.

SmileyEH

08-09-2005, 04:40 AM

riyad = "jihad" (he's half libyan)
ian = "mustachio"
jonathan = "unibrowski"

-SmileyEH

pokerdirty

08-09-2005, 05:11 AM

we call one of my asian friends "Twinkie", because he's the whitest guy I've ever met.

(yellow on the outside, white on the inside...)

Klepton

08-09-2005, 05:48 AM

sneaky tits

it's a guy

kyro

08-09-2005, 08:20 AM

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we call one of my asian friends "Twinkie", because he's the whitest guy I've ever met.

(yellow on the outside, white on the inside...)

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Wait, that's why we call that kid Twinkie? Yeah, I guess it makes sense. Dead, I never thought you'd teach me anything.

Bulldog

08-09-2005, 08:32 AM

burge or burjar
turbo
claude
chop or chopper

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 09:16 AM

We just kept adding nicknames for my buddy Joe N. from the Marines. I think in the end he was:

Joseph Michael Eliot Tombstone Four-Button Cornerman Hole-in-the-Wall Black-Bart Grizzly-Adams N.

rustyboy

08-09-2005, 09:35 AM

My buddy Jesse: Cozmo
Steve: The squirrel
Another Steve: Plinko
Caleb: C-lebrity
Eric: Mr. Peppers
Tom Lipton: Teebag (tough one to come up with there)

RunDownHouse

08-09-2005, 09:39 AM

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Name some of your buddies nicknames.

My brother="Bluffman", I always call him"What A Pile"
Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB",also "Seamco"
Mike H.="Cool"
Willie W.="Pack"
My Cousin="Icepick"
Jay M.="Bigdog"
Amber J.="Horseface"
Frank B.="The man inthe Moon"
Steve H."Swede","Hanny"
Me= "Stallion',"Blockhead","Goob Roboto"."Snuffles"
My dog roscoe="Buddhahead"
Your turn

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This is one of the lamest things I've seen around here in a while.

jakethebake

08-09-2005, 09:44 AM

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Name some of your buddies nicknames.

My brother="Bluffman", I always call him"What A Pile"
Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB",also "Seamco"
Mike H.="Cool"
Willie W.="Pack"
My Cousin="Icepick"
Jay M.="Bigdog"
Amber J.="Horseface"
Frank B.="The man inthe Moon"
Steve H."Swede","Hanny"
Me= "Stallion',"Blockhead","Goob Roboto"."Snuffles"
My dog roscoe="Buddhahead"
Your turn

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This is one of the lamest things I've seen around here in a while.

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I was thinking the same thing. This sounds like a bunch of kids got together in their clubhouse and one said, "Ooh! Ooh! I know what'll be really cool! Let's all give each other nicknames!"

RunDownHouse

08-09-2005, 10:36 AM

"Hey! Hey! Hogbelly Swayback! The Man in the Moon wants to know if your mom will drive him and What a Pile to Denny's!"

Yeah, awesome.

08-09-2005, 11:17 AM

I know a boy named Sue.

08-09-2005, 02:25 PM

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i cannot imagine caring about what you call your dog, brother or boyfriend.

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It's just a topic. But I will say I have known no other dogs that had a nickname . Roscoe did have one.

08-09-2005, 02:27 PM

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Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB"

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This isn't any shorter.

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It's one syllable shorter.

Patrick del Poker Grande

08-09-2005, 02:29 PM

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Mark S.="Hogbelly Swayback", though it was sometimes shortened to"HBSB"

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This isn't any shorter.

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It's one syllable shorter.

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I have a friend with a nickname that shortens to LDDDSMSB.

That said, this thread is lame. 1 star.

Eurotrash

08-09-2005, 02:49 PM

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This sounds like a bunch of kids got together in their clubhouse and one said, "Ooh! Ooh! I know what'll be really cool! Let's all give each other nicknames!"

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exactly what I was thinking. this is all very weak.

08-09-2005, 02:57 PM

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"Hey! Hey! Hogbelly Swayback! The Man in the Moon wants to know if your mom will drive him and What a Pile to Denny's!"

Yeah, awesome.

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I'm 52 and I had a pretty good idea when I made it it might come off as a lame and chlidish..but , so what. Ok your sentence, yeah that sounds stupid. Man in the Moon was his response when he knocked on my door and we would ask whose there, this has been so for 35 yrs.,so in the strictest sense it may not be a true nickname. Some are dumb I admit it. I mean "Goob Roboto", fvck even I don't like that but my cousin has called me that for years. A cook at Denny's(yeah Denny's) where both my cousin and I worked started calling me "Goober", and from there it got morphed to Goob Roboto.

For me I prefer Stallion

Hogbelly Swayback is just a friend with a beerbelly.