How the hell do yall take a bathroom break????

[stillbr]

Ok, Im trying to make the switch to SnG's from multi-tbaling limit. How the heck are you supposed to take bathroom breaks playing sng's? I try to keep 4 running at all times. I gotta take a dump so bad

[gumpzilla]

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Ok, Im trying to make the switch to SnG's from multi-tbaling limit. How the heck are you supposed to take bathroom breaks playing sng's? I try to keep 4 running at all times. I gotta take a dump so bad

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I think you have stumbled upon the real reason that tight play is encouraged in the first few levels.

[Ogre]

poop before you play
or take a really quick one

[bluefeet]

obvious: stop & go

[Freudian]

Potty!!!!

[Ixnert]

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obvious: stop & go

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nh, sir.

If your really planning on going hard at your poker, I would recommend a "pooping bucket" which you keep beside your computer while you play. All you need is a bucket, a lid (for the smell) and a roll of TP. when you tell the people your playing what your doing your going to freak em out good!

[spicychili]

How about a laptop and a WiFi Card?

[johnegolfer]

and anyone named spicychili would have had to have worked this problem out...

JE

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Ok, Im trying to make the switch to SnG's from multi-tbaling limit. How the heck are you supposed to take bathroom breaks playing sng's? I try to keep 4 running at all times. I gotta take a dump so bad

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Post of The Year....




And its not even close. /images/graemlins/cool.gif

This has been a problem for me. Just today I had to take a piss break, so I ran to the bathroom, hurried back, as I was running back to my computer I seen AA and the time clock down to 1 sec. Just as I reached my mouse the hand was folded.
I will now get a bucket with a lid so I dont have to miss out on my Aces.

[stillbr]

The reason its a problem is becasue I keep 4 running tables at all times. In order to take a bathroom break I have to let all those tables finish. I just took a HUGE dump. It cost me at least $20 in expectation. I dont know if it was worth it.

[sourbeaver]

I find that it's actually much less annoying to let the SNG finish before going to a BR break than having to sit out of 8 tables and sit back in later.

P.S. Keep an empty glass handy, just don't taste.

[shejk]

I get bad expectation from my sngs when I make decisions full of [censored].

[Slim Pickens]

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I will now get a bucket with a lid so I dont have to miss out on my Aces.

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...nor will you miss out on your deuces.

[stupidsucker]

I am not permitted to comment on bathroom related posts.

[fluorescenthippo]

pooping becomes difficult. for peeing and making gourmet food, i just do it while 8 tabling. its a fun challenge

[Hendricks433]

I like to play on my Laptop so I just take it in the bathroom with me and take a dump while playing. But not starting up new games to take a dump I think could be very +ev.

[networkman]

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How about a laptop and a WiFi Card?

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How does that work? Do you crap on the laptop? /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Manque]

What sucks is when you have to go that badly you know it's going to be a real tricky one.

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I will now get a bucket with a lid so I dont have to miss out on my Aces.

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...nor will you miss out on your deuces.

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vnh sir. But does this still apply at a B&M casino?

[sahala]

Buy a cheap laptop with a wireless card. It doesn't have to be high resolution. Leave your games running on your desktop, and use Remote Desktop (included with XP pro) or VNC (free...google it).

I assume your dumps take less than 10 minutes long, so I'm sure you can deal with overlap for this interval. Try to time your dumps in the early levels so all you're really doing is watching the table and keeping an eye out for premium hands.

[Newt_Buggs]

I have never gotten a hand folded and I run 6-8 continuously /images/graemlins/grin.gif

I have a laptop with a wireless connection. Viola! Poker on the crapper!!!!!