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PhatPots
08-08-2005, 01:21 PM
I have read some other people's post talking about weaker fishier poker players who are their friends. This one is about my dad.

He plays poker once in a while when we go to the casino as a family. I usually play 10/20 and he plays bacarrat. But once in a while he will play poker for a bit. Usually 2/5, sometimes 5/10. He is such a fish and when we try and teach him or explain why a raise or fold is obviously the right move, he scoffs at us.

Preflop he pretends to look at his cards. But he does not actually look at them. His reason for this is that he does not want people to read his face which will give away his hand. So his thinking is that if he does not know what he has, either will anyone else. He says that if he has AA that he might get excited and people will see that and fold.

The board could be K /images/graemlins/club.gifQ /images/graemlins/club.gif3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif K /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif

And he will think that his Ace high (no clubs) might be good against 3 other opponents. These players cannot be taught how to play, but they make us lots of money. You often want to hear their reasonings for their decisions. That is the funniest part. To them it makes perfect sense.

I love my dad but he is a big fat Tuna.

Pots

08-08-2005, 02:03 PM
Do you play at Brantford and does your father have very white hair?

pokerraja
08-08-2005, 02:05 PM
But he does not actually look at them. His reason for this is that he does not want people to read his face which will give away his hand


LOL.

4_2_it
08-08-2005, 02:14 PM
Please let us know when your father plans to play again. Date, time, location and stakes (if known) with at least 48 hours notice will be sufficient. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

autobet
08-08-2005, 02:15 PM
can you post his pic?

beekeeper
08-08-2005, 02:32 PM
LOL, I only wish my dad was a fish. I invited my dad to play at our local games. He's real LAG-y and sucks out relentlessly. He's also a talker--the bigger his stack the more he talks. He's sucked out on me numerous times when he called big or went all in with way the worst of it. Drives me crazy.

4_2_it
08-08-2005, 02:42 PM
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LOL, I only wish my dad was a fish. I invited my dad to play at our local games. He's real LAG-y and sucks out relentlessly. He's also a talker--the bigger his stack the more he talks. He's sucked out on me numerous times when he called big or went all in with way the worst of it. Drives me crazy that I am a bigger fish than my dad .

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FYP

Please post both your pictures.

sully4321
08-08-2005, 02:42 PM
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The board could be K /images/graemlins/club.gifQ /images/graemlins/club.gif3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif K /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif

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No, it couldn't.

PhatPots
08-08-2005, 02:43 PM
I am not gonna post his picture. But we mostly play at casinorama. He is early 60s with glasses and white hair.

Pots

baronzeus
08-08-2005, 02:45 PM
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The board could be K /images/graemlins/club.gifQ /images/graemlins/club.gif3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif K /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif

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No, it couldn't.

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Yes it could. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

08-08-2005, 02:53 PM
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No, it couldn't.

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Yes it could. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Pocket K /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gif takes it down with a royal quintet.

Zetack
08-08-2005, 03:34 PM
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He plays poker once in a while when we go to the casino as a family.

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Ah yes, the 'ole family gambling trip to the casino. Good times...


--Zetack

ucfryan
08-08-2005, 03:49 PM
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Pocket K /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gif takes it down with a royal quintet.

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ololol

smartalecc5
08-08-2005, 06:26 PM
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The board could be K /images/graemlins/club.gifQ /images/graemlins/club.gif3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif K /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif

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No, it couldn't.

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2+2 wannabe
08-08-2005, 09:14 PM
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The board could be K /images/graemlins/club.gifQ /images/graemlins/club.gif3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif K /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif

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No, it couldn't.

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Yes it could. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Pocket K /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gif takes it down with a royal quintet.

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hahahahaha

PhatPots
08-09-2005, 01:12 AM
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The board could be K /images/graemlins/club.gifQ /images/graemlins/club.gif3 /images/graemlins/diamond.gif K /images/graemlins/club.gif J /images/graemlins/club.gif

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No, it couldn't.

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Yes it could. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Pocket K /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gifK /images/graemlins/club.gif takes it down with a royal quintet.

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LMAO