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RyGreen18
08-07-2005, 10:56 AM
i consider myself someone of average to above-average strength. I'm 5'9", 160, 21-years-old, I work out, lift and am quasi-athletic.

Anyways, my brother's wife is clearly not as strong as I am. She is a tiny, skinny young woman that can't weigh too much more than 100 pounds. And she has kicked my ass at arm wrestling since I can remember. After watching some late-night ESPN or FSN or something that featured arm wrestling, and watching the way the judges tried to prevent certain grips before ringing the bell, I assume that she is just using a certain grip that I don't know about.

So she is coming over to the house today and I really want to beat her in arm wrestling. OOT, please help keep me from the embarrassment of losing arm wrestling to a tiny little woman!

Los Feliz Slim
08-07-2005, 10:59 AM
Just make sure you get your truck back. Your son's counting on you.

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jakethebake
08-07-2005, 11:03 AM
I'm also not good at arm wrestling. Someone who was really into it once told me it has to do with the ratio of the length of forearm to upper arm. I never noticed one was exceptionally long or short, but he said it makes a difference and was sure this was my problem.

Duffman
08-07-2005, 12:46 PM
Hahaha you lost to a girl.

Alobar
08-07-2005, 02:32 PM
I dont care if she knew a secret shoalin monk arm wrestling grip, if you lost to a 100 pound woman, you are a [censored] pussy. There is no other option here.

My advice, is find out where on your body your vagina is hidden, and promptly remove it.

Rev. Good Will
08-07-2005, 02:42 PM
glue some of these suckers on the palm of your hand http://www.officedepot.com/pictures/sk/md/323873_sk_md.jpg

jakethebake
08-07-2005, 02:44 PM
Reach across with your other hand anf give her a purple nurple.

tdarko
08-07-2005, 02:48 PM
turn your hat backwards cause its like a switch...

[censored]
08-07-2005, 02:52 PM
you forgot pussy in your self description.

Reef
08-07-2005, 08:35 PM
[ QUOTE ]
i consider myself someone of average to above-average strength.

[/ QUOTE ]

you are clearly mistaken.

Turn in your balls at the door if you haven't already done so

A_C_Slater
08-07-2005, 08:45 PM
IN THIS LIFE NO ONE MEETS YOU HALFWAY!

YOU HAVE TO GO OVER THE TOP!!

malorum
08-07-2005, 08:55 PM
This is a humiliation fantasy/erotic story right???

08-07-2005, 08:55 PM
I am with rolling dirty on this one. Clearly she is neo cheating you. Here is a link to help you out. Pussy (http://www.neo-tech.com/neotech/index.php)

Now you get your ass back in there with this new knowledge and take back your manhood. Neo Techie 4 life!!

oh yeah - your a pussy.

Blarg
08-08-2005, 12:28 AM
Google some arm-wresting boards.