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12-02-2001, 12:44 PM
Catching the perfect Rush and riding it to it's crest, sounds like a perfect Hold'em dream, but how is it done. We have all watched with amazement the miracle of the Rush. We have even been envious of the recipient of the Rush. Even College students respect the Rush, don't they have a Rush Week. But that's another story. To days poker lesson number 86.123 is from the dark side of the Hold'em force. Catching the perfect Rush. Einstein, no not Albert, his second cousin Alfredo Einstein came up with the rush formula, r = mc squared, or in terms we can understand Rush = More Cards Squared. Alfredo came up with this concept three years before his cousin Albert came up with his famous formula. Alfredo was robbed of his glory because of a conspiracy within the poker community. Certain factions from the Valley of Patience did not want Alfredo Einstein's work to be published. They had their own personal publishing addenda and knew danger lurked in Alfredo's discovery.


All that's required to catch a Rush of winning cards is the Einstein formula an a little reverse patience. Reverse Patience was first discovered around three thirty in the morning, on a cold day in Border Town. The cards were cold, the casino was cold, and two guys at the table had colds. Enter stage left, Alfredo Einstein, and his new formula r = mc squared.


The concept of catching a rush is nothing more than this equation, Rush = More Cards Squared. In non mathematical terms this means the more hands you play, the greater the probability of you winning more hands. When you add in Reverse Patience, the formula comes alive. We all know patience is the first P of the four P's of poker. Patience says you wait for a powerful starting hand before getting involved. Reverse Patience, you don't wait for good starting cards, you assume any two cards can win, then you put your opponent on a hand you can beat and raise. You must possess patience, perseverence, and a whole bunch of cash. You need the patience to understand you can't win every hand, the perseverence to continue to play every hand like it was the nuts, and enough cash to last during the non rush moments.


Sure you will experience some negative economic set backs but they are only temporary. You must have the patience and perseverence to lose until the rush begins. The rush will come, it is mathematically impossible for the rush not to come. Just like the calvary in a John Wayne movie, the rush will blind side your opponents and they won't know what hit them. You will win pot after pot during the rush, and your financial position will be greatly improved. The fly in the ointment however, is knowing when maximum profit has been achieved. The knowledge of knowing when to leave with a win, has not yet been discovered. The formula works, it just needs a bail out provision.


Alfredo Einstein, now 118 years old is certain a bail out provision can be found. He has Mathematicians working on the problem day and night. Alfredo Einstein is one of the unsung heros of the poker community. Until he and his team of math wiz kids can fine the bail out formula, stay tune to 2+2.com, for more wisdom from the dark side of poker.


Alfredo and his mathematicians need financial help, their work is expensive and donations are always appreciated. Send donations to; "Finding the Exit, With a Win," In care of 2+2.com, Any2card Town, USA, lower case ray zee will distribute the proceeds to the needy mathematicians.


SPM,...sometimes it takes several trips to the casino, before the rush actually starts, PERSEVERENCE that's the ticket...


P.S. Z, did I ever tell you my real name? It's Alfredo Einstein, please send the cash as soon as possible, will split the the funds 50/50. :-)

12-02-2001, 01:05 PM
give me your real address and i promise you i will send some big bucks to you for all your contributions to this forum. i am a man of my word.

12-02-2001, 01:26 PM
got a rush on your birthday...wow..gl

12-02-2001, 01:30 PM
and will pay by number of words used..lol..gl

12-02-2001, 01:33 PM
z,


Don't try and fool me, I know you published writers only want to dissect my brain. You have run out of new concepts for winning and can see the light at the end of tunnel I am currently living in.


Do not enter the tunnel of ideas, they will overwhelm you and confuse you. Stay safe...


SPM,...play long and prosper...

12-02-2001, 08:49 PM
so you are willing to take the chance that i wont send you the big bucks in the mail? so be it.

12-02-2001, 10:40 PM
are you crazy? (don't answer that, heh) if Ray and the gang at 2+2 finally decided to play Santa (it is the season, you know) and throw you a well deserved bone, hell, go for it. Who knows, you may even get a few free keno picks to go with the cash.

12-02-2001, 10:55 PM
Ray,


I'll take the money. Send a response to the e-mail address above and I will give my my address. If you want me to gamble it away for you I will do that too. I'll even up fossilman one better, for I'll play it on the dice table instead of keno. Really, how can anyone win at keno.


Good Luck


Mark

12-02-2001, 11:09 PM
Ray,


E-mail me at maheide@yahoo.com with your address. I will contact you so you can send me the money. If you don't like craps, I'll be at the WPO in Tunica next month and you can back me for a percentage if you want.


Good Luck, or should I say Lotsa Luck Needed


Mark

12-06-2001, 05:18 AM
great post as always. SPM = crazy dude. we need to have some ongoing dramatic poker saga with heroes and villains and such. we could all add our own episodes as we see fit.