12-02-2001, 12:44 PM
Catching the perfect Rush and riding it to it's crest, sounds like a perfect Hold'em dream, but how is it done. We have all watched with amazement the miracle of the Rush. We have even been envious of the recipient of the Rush. Even College students respect the Rush, don't they have a Rush Week. But that's another story. To days poker lesson number 86.123 is from the dark side of the Hold'em force. Catching the perfect Rush. Einstein, no not Albert, his second cousin Alfredo Einstein came up with the rush formula, r = mc squared, or in terms we can understand Rush = More Cards Squared. Alfredo came up with this concept three years before his cousin Albert came up with his famous formula. Alfredo was robbed of his glory because of a conspiracy within the poker community. Certain factions from the Valley of Patience did not want Alfredo Einstein's work to be published. They had their own personal publishing addenda and knew danger lurked in Alfredo's discovery.
All that's required to catch a Rush of winning cards is the Einstein formula an a little reverse patience. Reverse Patience was first discovered around three thirty in the morning, on a cold day in Border Town. The cards were cold, the casino was cold, and two guys at the table had colds. Enter stage left, Alfredo Einstein, and his new formula r = mc squared.
The concept of catching a rush is nothing more than this equation, Rush = More Cards Squared. In non mathematical terms this means the more hands you play, the greater the probability of you winning more hands. When you add in Reverse Patience, the formula comes alive. We all know patience is the first P of the four P's of poker. Patience says you wait for a powerful starting hand before getting involved. Reverse Patience, you don't wait for good starting cards, you assume any two cards can win, then you put your opponent on a hand you can beat and raise. You must possess patience, perseverence, and a whole bunch of cash. You need the patience to understand you can't win every hand, the perseverence to continue to play every hand like it was the nuts, and enough cash to last during the non rush moments.
Sure you will experience some negative economic set backs but they are only temporary. You must have the patience and perseverence to lose until the rush begins. The rush will come, it is mathematically impossible for the rush not to come. Just like the calvary in a John Wayne movie, the rush will blind side your opponents and they won't know what hit them. You will win pot after pot during the rush, and your financial position will be greatly improved. The fly in the ointment however, is knowing when maximum profit has been achieved. The knowledge of knowing when to leave with a win, has not yet been discovered. The formula works, it just needs a bail out provision.
Alfredo Einstein, now 118 years old is certain a bail out provision can be found. He has Mathematicians working on the problem day and night. Alfredo Einstein is one of the unsung heros of the poker community. Until he and his team of math wiz kids can fine the bail out formula, stay tune to 2+2.com, for more wisdom from the dark side of poker.
Alfredo and his mathematicians need financial help, their work is expensive and donations are always appreciated. Send donations to; "Finding the Exit, With a Win," In care of 2+2.com, Any2card Town, USA, lower case ray zee will distribute the proceeds to the needy mathematicians.
SPM,...sometimes it takes several trips to the casino, before the rush actually starts, PERSEVERENCE that's the ticket...
P.S. Z, did I ever tell you my real name? It's Alfredo Einstein, please send the cash as soon as possible, will split the the funds 50/50. :-)
All that's required to catch a Rush of winning cards is the Einstein formula an a little reverse patience. Reverse Patience was first discovered around three thirty in the morning, on a cold day in Border Town. The cards were cold, the casino was cold, and two guys at the table had colds. Enter stage left, Alfredo Einstein, and his new formula r = mc squared.
The concept of catching a rush is nothing more than this equation, Rush = More Cards Squared. In non mathematical terms this means the more hands you play, the greater the probability of you winning more hands. When you add in Reverse Patience, the formula comes alive. We all know patience is the first P of the four P's of poker. Patience says you wait for a powerful starting hand before getting involved. Reverse Patience, you don't wait for good starting cards, you assume any two cards can win, then you put your opponent on a hand you can beat and raise. You must possess patience, perseverence, and a whole bunch of cash. You need the patience to understand you can't win every hand, the perseverence to continue to play every hand like it was the nuts, and enough cash to last during the non rush moments.
Sure you will experience some negative economic set backs but they are only temporary. You must have the patience and perseverence to lose until the rush begins. The rush will come, it is mathematically impossible for the rush not to come. Just like the calvary in a John Wayne movie, the rush will blind side your opponents and they won't know what hit them. You will win pot after pot during the rush, and your financial position will be greatly improved. The fly in the ointment however, is knowing when maximum profit has been achieved. The knowledge of knowing when to leave with a win, has not yet been discovered. The formula works, it just needs a bail out provision.
Alfredo Einstein, now 118 years old is certain a bail out provision can be found. He has Mathematicians working on the problem day and night. Alfredo Einstein is one of the unsung heros of the poker community. Until he and his team of math wiz kids can fine the bail out formula, stay tune to 2+2.com, for more wisdom from the dark side of poker.
Alfredo and his mathematicians need financial help, their work is expensive and donations are always appreciated. Send donations to; "Finding the Exit, With a Win," In care of 2+2.com, Any2card Town, USA, lower case ray zee will distribute the proceeds to the needy mathematicians.
SPM,...sometimes it takes several trips to the casino, before the rush actually starts, PERSEVERENCE that's the ticket...
P.S. Z, did I ever tell you my real name? It's Alfredo Einstein, please send the cash as soon as possible, will split the the funds 50/50. :-)