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LeatherFace
08-06-2005, 05:35 PM
I was recently talking to a colleague of mine and he said that there is a high probability that some time in the future there will be robots specifically designed to meet the sexual needs of humans. The robots would look very similiar to humans and would even talk very similiar to humans.
Im curious to what you think the implications of these would be on society. I assume the male would be much more likely to use this, and instead of saying I jerked it last night you would say I SIIRP (stick it in robot pooper). This would undoubtedly be the greatest invention since birth control. And if you think this is illegal do you think using a vibrator is illegal? Please elaborate.
P.S. I know this thread is worthless without pics but I honestly dont have any /images/graemlins/frown.gif please forgive me
DasLeben
08-06-2005, 05:37 PM
I don't see any legal issues, but more just "creepy" issues.
Though, anyone who's familiar with the anime Chobits would know how fun it may be. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Macdaddy Warsaw
08-06-2005, 05:39 PM
One step away (http://www.realdoll.com)
durron597
08-06-2005, 05:49 PM
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Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? Ordinarily Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance of performing the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. [The scene changes and a foam hand rolls across an empty American football field] Where are all the football stars? [The foam hand continues to drift across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [The scene changes to a split screen of a pair of human and robots making out on beds.] They are trapped - trapped in a soft, vice-like grip of robot lips. All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. And sometimes the same sex. Now, let's skip forward 80 years into the future. Where is Billy?
[The scene changes to a post-apocalyptic world. Billy is an aged man but he is still with his Monroebot and still making out with her.]
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DONT DATE ROBOTS!!!
tdarko
08-06-2005, 05:50 PM
man this doll is frightening /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
oh and did you just um uh stumble upon this site? /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Apathy
08-06-2005, 05:50 PM
There was a Futurama episode featuring these types of robots. The Lucy Lou (sp?) bot was the main attraction.
LeatherFace
08-06-2005, 05:51 PM
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Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? Ordinarily Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance of performing the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots why should he bother? Why should anyone bother? Let's take a look at Billy's planet a year later. [The scene changes and a foam hand rolls across an empty American football field] Where are all the football stars? [The foam hand continues to drift across an empty laboratory.] And where are the biochemists? [The scene changes to a split screen of a pair of human and robots making out on beds.] They are trapped - trapped in a soft, vice-like grip of robot lips. All civilisation was just an effort to impress the opposite sex. And sometimes the same sex. Now, let's skip forward 80 years into the future. Where is Billy?
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DONT DATE ROBOTS!!!
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Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
durron597
08-06-2005, 05:53 PM
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Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
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I'll let others elaborate.
DasLeben
08-06-2005, 05:53 PM
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Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
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Call me crazy, but I don't think there was a "Billy" in the Bible. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
Macdaddy Warsaw
08-06-2005, 05:56 PM
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man this doll is frightening /images/graemlins/shocked.gif
oh and did you just um uh stumble upon this site? /images/graemlins/wink.gif /images/graemlins/grin.gif
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I can't really remember how I stumbled across the site. It can't possibly be the worst way to spend 7k. Hell, you could have yourself a regular threesome for just 14k.
HopeydaFish
08-06-2005, 05:57 PM
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One step away (http://www.realdoll.com)
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Hmm...some of those dolls are kinda hot. If you're into screwing corpses that is.
dtbog
08-06-2005, 05:58 PM
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And if you think this is illegal do you think using a vibrator is illegal?
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LOL, why the hell would this be illegal? I can't think of one remotely-plausible reason.
LeatherFace
08-06-2005, 05:58 PM
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And if you think this is illegal do you think using a vibrator is illegal?
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LOL, why the hell would this be illegal? I can't think of one remotely-plausible reason.
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I'm mocking people.
HopeydaFish
08-06-2005, 05:59 PM
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Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
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Call me crazy, but I don't think there was a "Billy" in the Bible. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
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LF is just upset that none of the dolls are child sized.
offTopic
08-06-2005, 06:28 PM
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One step away (http://www.realdoll.com)
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If you do this, make sure you don't get taken in by real-Nigerian-doll.com.
Los Feliz Slim
08-06-2005, 06:32 PM
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Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
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Call me crazy, but I don't think there was a "Billy" in the Bible. /images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Billy 3:17, commonly referred to as the "Don't Have Sex with Robots" book of the New Testament.
MelchyBeau
08-06-2005, 06:32 PM
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DONT DATE ROBOTS!!!
Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
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its from the futurama episode another poster was talking about. Fry goes on the internet and downloads lucy lui from nabbster.
Melch
DasLeben
08-06-2005, 06:37 PM
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DONT DATE ROBOTS!!!
Where is this from? If its from the bible I don't read that crap.
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its from the futurama episode another poster was talking about. Fry goes on the internet and downloads lucy lui from nabbster.
Melch
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Man, if I could go online and download any celebrity to have kinky life-like robot sex with...I'd never leave the house. In fact, I'd probably die from exhaustion after a few days.
Shotgun Jessica Alba!
Boris
08-06-2005, 07:15 PM
I just read a collection of stories called Brief Interviews With Hideous Men. One of the stories takes place in the future and sex with robots is more popular than sex with with females. This seems like a pretty popular idea. I've also heard that in Japan, anime porn is way more popular than human porn. Us guys must be getting sick of the hassle of women or something. I don't know.
durron597
08-06-2005, 07:17 PM
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I'd never leave the house. In fact, I'd probably die from exhaustion after a few days.
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Thus,
DONT DATE ROBOTS!!!
offTopic
08-06-2005, 07:29 PM
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I've also heard that in Japan, anime porn is way more popular than human porn.
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...which leads to the question: In Japan, do they mosaic the "naughty bits" in anime porn?
Not robots, but...
Venus 2000 (http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.htm)
Robojac (http://www.funwaysmarketing.com/PRODUCTS/products.htm)
chunk
08-07-2005, 03:42 AM
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One step away (http://www.realdoll.com)
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close, but...
http://www.andydroid.com/technik/mouvement/lohip-300kk.wmv
Chairman Wood
08-07-2005, 03:53 AM
I fail to see how this is any different than masturbation.
AngryCola
08-07-2005, 03:54 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v431/AngryCola/GracePark-09.jpg
Mmm... robots.
sexdrugsmoney
08-07-2005, 03:55 AM
Cherry 2000.
Lawrence Ng
08-07-2005, 04:24 AM
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Us guys must be getting sick of the hassle of women or something. I don't know
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Yep.
Lawrence
Lawrence Ng
08-07-2005, 04:29 AM
Well the movie AI delved deep into it and I think robots for sex would perhaps be the biggest reason people would have buy a robot. But humans are meant to procreate as it is genetically preprogrammed in us, so we still need real men/women.
Society will never publicly accept it, but will secretly embrace with open arms.
Lawrence
wacki
08-07-2005, 05:04 AM
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Society will never publicly accept it, but will secretly embrace with open arms.
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I'll publicaly accept it, even if it's in disney land.
-retardedly drunk
wacki
sexdrugsmoney
08-07-2005, 05:07 AM
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But humans are meant to procreate as it is genetically preprogrammed in us, so we still need real men/women.
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Procreation is a right not a duty.
Bring on the robot vagina!
Luzion
08-07-2005, 06:04 AM
Well, until the day comes when sex robots roam the land... heres the next best thing?
NSFW (http://img213.echo.cx/img213/465/homemade4yi2us.jpg)
jason_t
08-07-2005, 06:07 AM
Would you be upset if you found a video of your 14 year-old daughter having sex with a robot?
Hamish McBagpipe
08-07-2005, 08:14 AM
Dennis Miller said, (or close), "The day an unemployed beer-bellied steelworker can pluck down $20 from his trailer to [censored] a supermodel it will make crack look like nutrasweet."
jakethebake
08-07-2005, 09:26 AM
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I assume the male would be much more likely to use thi
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Why would u assume this? I'm pretty sure that right now more women use vibrators than men use whatever the equivalent is for men.
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BusterStacks
08-07-2005, 11:34 AM
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I assume the male would be much more likely to use thi
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Why would u assume this? I'm pretty sure that right now more women use vibrators than men use whatever the equivalent is for men.
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hands? no.
jakethebake
08-07-2005, 11:36 AM
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I assume the male would be much more likely to use thi
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Why would u assume this? I'm pretty sure that right now more women use vibrators than men use whatever the equivalent is for men.
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hands? no.
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well there are electronic contraptions...
http://www.korruptika.de/assets/images/pussy.gif
But men seem content with their hands. Women don't. My question was why should this change?
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