Who else is a "pro" like me?

[Skip Brutale]

I was working at a grocery store, in the cold box. Got a second job at a real estate office, answering phones. Decided to move out from parents house with friends. Well I dont like having two jobs. I have 2 hours to kill before the store. So I get drunk. Every day.

They dont seem to notice. I am scheduled to work one Sunday morning. Just too hungover, girls, alcohol, I cant go in. I come back the next day Im supposed to work and give my notice before they fire me.

Supposed to get more hours at the real estate office. I dont like this place, boring. I work at 10 in the morning but I still go in drunk sometimes. And pretty much always hungover. It all goes downhill the night I stay up all night drinking and trying to sleep with this so cute Egytpian 17-year old.

I had to go to work at 9 that morning, I feel like death. I stop dressing well for work. I wear band shirts. I wear black hooded sweatshirts. I dont shave. I go to work from wherever I wake up without a chance to brush my teeth. I dont look professional.

Customers catch me asleep on our couch when they come in and Im supposed to be watching over the office. I leave and hang out with friends on the clock, I leave early. I get my hours cut to just the weekend.

Saturday morning? Oh no. I dont even go once. I have 5000 saved up. I drink. I have 25 dollars saved up. Alright, time to do well at party. 600 in week. Grandma dies and I go on a cruise for 10 days. Borrow 400. 500 in 2 weeks. Very dissapointed. Here I am. Im a poker "pro".

Tried to get work at blockbuster, no good with interviews. Dont have any job references ever, got fired from everything. Didnt complete college classes. No one will hire me. I must play. And I dont enjoy it. I dont know just how great I am. This isnt romantic. Its not fun. I wish I had a college degree. I dont like not knowing if I'll eat next week.

[dirty moose]

tell mom and dad to clean up your old room

[SpicyF]

I don't know why you included the "pro", "pro"-slacker/[censored]-up maybe!

[galahad_187]

stop drinking

[deacsoft]

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tell mom and dad to clean up your old room

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Agreed.

[smb394]

Linky (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=exchange&Number=3069212&Fo rum=,All_Forums,&Words=&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Main =3066034&Search=true&where=&Name=25126&daterange=& newerval=&newertype=&olderval=&oldertype=&bodyprev =#Post3069212)

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Clayton, you are a [censored] pussy. Other people are dying in useless civil wars, or starving. And you are whining like a bitch because your parents will take away your toys when you act up.

You are a little child. You think you are a man? When I buy dogfood it is more of a hit to my networth than that bumper is to yours. Mommmy takes your cell phone? I dont have a cell phone, because talking on the phone is something bitches do to amuse themselves. You are a bitch and will always be one.

I am disgusted by this thread. Go discuss it on an mtv discussion forum you baby.

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You should take your own advice. Oh yeah, stop drinking.

[SippinSoma]

Not me.

[Jeff W]

Let me guess: You're a Palahniuk fan?

[SippinSoma]

Nice.

[augie00]

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I wish I had a college degree.

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Sounds to me like you'd suck at life even with a college degree.

[cassette]

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stop drinking

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[baronzeus]

I don't think you're a poker pro.

[Uppercut]

Welcome to Loserville.

Population: You.

PS Stop drinking!

[Guthrie]

Easy fix:

http://www.goarmy.com/flindex.jsp

[Hass]

Drink more.....theres no turning back now........its all down hill from here.

[King Yao]

I don't think other people appreciate you post as much as they should.

[einbert]

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I don't think other people appreciate you post as much as they should.

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If there is one thing twoplustwo members love to do, it's to heckle someone who has made some mistakes. I really don't understand it completely, it must have something to do with the psyche/arrogance of poker players in general.

[Perseus]

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Let me guess: You're a Palahniuk fan?

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nh. As I'm reading it I was thinking that the poster is a wanna be palanuik.

My advice.
Keep drinking.
Drink until you wake up one day and realize you've thrown your life away.
Or.
Stop drinking now.

And by the way.
Don't become a writer.

[augie00]

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I don't think other people appreciate you post as much as they should.

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If there is one thing twoplustwo members love to do, it's to heckle someone who has made some mistakes. I really don't understand it completely, it must have something to do with the psyche/arrogance of poker players in general.

[/ QUOTE ]

Read some of this guy's other posts. Then heckle away.

[Escape]

I hope you wear some decent band shirts at least...

[baronzeus]

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I don't think other people appreciate you post as much as they should.

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This guy is a jackass, and a drunk too apparently. And I doubt he's good at poker.

[King Yao]

hmmm..I have never read any of his other posts, just this one. I thought he was making a social commentary, but from the sound of your post, I guess I was off base.

[FishHooks]

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This guy is a jackass, and a drunk too apparently. And I doubt he's good at poker.

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I bet he's good for us, he seems like the ideal guy to take money from at the tables.

[Skip Brutale]

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Let me guess: You're a Palahniuk fan?

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I dont like Palahniuk. Im a big Bukowski fan.

[Skip Brutale]

Yeah, the ideal guy to make money off of at the tables is someone who has won consistently for 2 years.

I made this post last night when I was real drunk, wouldnt have shared my thoughts with the forum sober because I know I can expect this kind of response from people online. Where you can insult someone without having to see their face.

If you think Im a loser, suck at poker, a bad writer, and have a drinking problem Im not sure how its beneficial to say it in a cruel fashion.

[joker122]

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Im a big Bukowski fan.

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i loved that movie!

[Oblivious]

Other than banging a 17 year old, you dont have much going for you.

[Jeff W]

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I dont like Palahniuk.

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Me neither.

[Jinx]

People on this board are so humorless. Good luck with that 17 year old.

[einbert]

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Im a big Bukowski fan.

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"Man, I just hate the [censored] Beagles!"

[Klepton]

good post, but i really think you should get help with the drinking

also how did blockbuster not hire you??