How many girls?

[BWebb]

Assume it is a typical night, doesn't even have to be a weekend. You are at home and decide you want some action. How many girls could you call right now that you know for a fact you could close the deal with? One major rule is that you are not drunk and it is a girl you would want to sleep with under normal circumstances. For example, you are not going to call that heffer you know just to say you banged somebody.

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

Well, my wife is a pretty solid option here. She's definitely my go-to gal in these situations. I think it'd be frowned upon if I called anyone else, though.

[swede123]

Other than my wife there's this one ex that would definitely hook me up. She's living a couple of thousand miles away though, so there would be some logistics issues involved.

Swede

[hoopsie44]

At this point in time there are 9 honest men on this board.

[miajag81]

Two for sure...current g/f and ex-g/f.

[Wintermute]

Got me a whole STABLE of bitches!



<font color="white">sigh... right now just 1. and seeking replacement(s)</font>

[MoreWineII]

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Well, my wife is a pretty solid option here. She's definitely my go-to gal in these situations. I think it'd be frowned upon if I called anyone else, though.

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Yeah. All my old girlfriends hate me anyway.

I voted two though, because out of all the girls I know, I'm sure I could work my way into at least one of their pants pretty easily.

[tdarko]

my gf is like swede and grande said a go to option. i have 5 ex-gf's that before i met my current gf i slept with post breakup just b/c we both wanted sex, now would they still want to do that? i dunno? i could always assume they would but i am not sure.

[BWebb]

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Well, my wife is a pretty solid option here.

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Yeah, she was one of mine as well /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[DrSavage]

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Well, my wife is a pretty solid option here.

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Cool, I'll make sure to call her next time.

[Alobar]

3 for sure, there is a 4th thats iffy, but I think I could land the deal.

[Eegs]

isnt it nice to have options?

[M2d]

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my gf is like swede

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almost stopped reading right there.

[deacsoft]

The only sure answer to this question is 0. However, if I took to the street and just started asking random good looking girls I could probably hook one (given I was provided with enough time).

[MoreWineII]

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The only sure answer to this question is 0. However, if I took to the street and just started asking random good looking girls I could probably hook one (given I was provided with enough time).

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Trip report?

[swede123]

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my gf is like swede

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almost stopped reading right there.

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Hey fucker, I may be a great piece of ass. You never know.

Swede

[GrooveNougat]

Great thread. We gotta do something for those that actually marked "0". You always gotta have a backup plan, man.

Ok, now what if you did the same poll for girls? What would you use for the ranges?

[shant]

Uh oh. /images/graemlins/frown.gif

[BWebb]

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Ok, now what if you did the same poll for girls? What would you use for the ranges?

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Probably blocks of a hundred.

[gorie]

0 girls
1 guy. but i wouldn't call him because i live with him.
and sometimes i have to pay.

3 girls.

[swede123]

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0 girls
1 guy. but i wouldn't call him because i live with him.
and sometimes i have to pay.

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Heh. Props to you Gorie, lots of fun posts lately.

Swede

[Slow Play Ray]

Definitely 3, maybe one. Two of the definites are not worth the headache anymore, one is my current gf (whom i would not cheat on anyway, this is all hypothetical), and the maybe was just broken up with, so probably quite vulnerable.

[deacsoft]

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The only sure answer to this question is 0. However, if I took to the street and just started asking random good looking girls I could probably hook one (given I was provided with enough time).

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Trip report?

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I have a very busy weekend ahead of me, but next weekend...

[odellthurman]

Ironic that this discussion is taking place between a bunch of guys on an internet message board on a Friday evening.

[shant]

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Ironic that this discussion is taking place between a bunch of guys on an internet message board on a Friday evening.

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If by Friday evening you mean 7PM, you have failed miserably. Also, some of us live on a coast that isn't the East one.

[deacsoft]

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Ironic that this discussion is taking place between a bunch of guys on an internet message board on a Friday evening.

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Point taken! I'm out the door right now. /images/graemlins/smile.gif

[odellthurman]

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Ironic that this discussion is taking place between a bunch of guys on an internet message board on a Friday evening.

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If by Friday evening you mean 7PM, you have failed miserably. Also, some of us live on a coast that isn't the East one.

[/ QUOTE ]

You are absolutely correct. I'm sure "10+" is the answer for the vast majority of guys who view this thread. Have a great Friday night, and I hope Barry Bonds responds to your plea very soon.

[wacki]

0.5

She's a hermaphrodite, but she's hot.

[shant]

No reason to be bitter homie. I was just pointing out the error in your attempt to insult us all. You have a good friday night too.

[Lawrence Ng]

This post is too easy for me...

Lawrence

[1800GAMBLER]

[ QUOTE ]
0 girls
1 guy. but i wouldn't call him because i live with him.
and sometimes i have to pay.

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I imagine for a lot of girls the answer is close to same as the total number of guys you know. I can't imagine many guys getting a call 'hey want some casual sex just for tonight?' and saying no.

[kerssens]

zero!! could have something to do with my strong resemblance to Sloth, get mistaken for him all the time.

[kyro]

I have a girlfriend and I answered 0. Wouldn't change a thing either.

[tdarko]

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Hey fucker, I may be a great piece of ass. You never know.


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[censored] look at the avatar.

[LSUfan1]

I'm married, and I answered 0.

My wife is not a sure thing! /images/graemlins/blush.gif

Maybe if it were my birthday I could answer one. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[[censored]]

ya if the answer was anything but 0, you would never see me on here again.

[blatz]

Wow, that was a fun trip through my phone list...took me till now to realize how many bridges I've burned in the last few years.

If they can be drunk (and they certainly would be right now) I'm going with a solid 3.

Me having to be sober is the problem...If I thought it out, I could foresee consequences with each of them, and I really dislike consequences.

[man]

4. god I love college.

[tdarko]

[ QUOTE ]
However, if I took to the street and just started asking random good looking girls I could probably hook one (given I was provided with enough time).

[/ QUOTE ]
wilt chamberlain claimed to do something similar to this. he stated that if he went to a party and there were 100 women in the room he would go up to everyone of them and ask if they would sleep with him and if one said yes he had a successful night. i guess thats the only way you sleep with a half a million chicks or whatever he claims. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

[deacsoft]

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However, if I took to the street and just started asking random good looking girls I could probably hook one (given I was provided with enough time).

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wilt chamberlain claimed to do something similar to this. he stated that if he went to a party and there were 100 women in the room he would go up to everyone of them and ask if they would sleep with him and if one said yes he had a successful night. i guess thats the only way you sleep with a half a million chicks or whatever he claims. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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I'm fairly sure he said 10,000. I'm not looking to challenge his claim or even that 1 of 100 would do it. I'm just saying that if I went out and just asked random chicks I'd be better off then going through the old balck book and trying to hook up with chicks I already know or have slept with. Especially without booze in the picture. I've broken a lot of hearts in my days.

[tdarko]

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I'm fairly sure he said 10,000.

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whatever the number its ridiculous. its like he banged a new chick every two hours or something, hell of a batting average.

[Brainwalter]

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I'm fairly sure he said 10,000.

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whatever the number its ridiculous. its like he banged a new chick every two hours or something, hell of a batting average.

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Closer to one a day.

[tdarko]

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Closer to one a day.


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thats going to work /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[goodguy_1]

28 just during my first semester at Arizona State in Fall 1983. I was a sick boy. Starting in high school my best friend and I were in a competion to rack up totals. I lost count at around 150 when I was 25..I'm 41 now /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[blatz]

I'm gonna have to lower my estimate...turns out the other day I went to one of the three girls houses and when she said I was too drunk to hook up with, i flung my flip flops into her wall and stormed out.

New estimate: 2 (and falling fast)

[Bulldog]

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I'm fairly sure he said 10,000.

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He said 20,000. (http://espn.go.com/nba/news/1999/1012/110836.html)

[morgan180]

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Well, my wife is a pretty solid option here. She's definitely my go-to gal in these situations. I think it'd be frowned upon if I called anyone else, though.

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that's money! ...and would be my answer too. nh

[jakethebake]

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Well, my wife is a pretty solid option here. She's definitely my go-to gal in these situations. I think it'd be frowned upon if I called anyone else, though.

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you clearly missed this part...

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you know for a fact you could close the deal with?

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[Dominic]

can I include your mom?

[BillNye]

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Mark me down for 6

[jakethebake]

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Mark me down for 6

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Very nice! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[pokerdirty]

BillNye is a gimmick account.....right?

Please tell me yes. Please. I used to watch this guy as a kid. And now he's telling me how many bitches he can get at any time, which range in age from 17 to 55.

Freaky. Please tell me this is a gimmick account.

[pauliewalnuts]

Is that Annie Duke in pic 3?

[BillNye]

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BillNye is a gimmick account.....right?

[/ QUOTE ]
wrong

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Please tell me yes. Please. I used to watch this guy as a kid.

[/ QUOTE ]
I appreicate that you were a viewer of mine.

[ QUOTE ]
Freaky. Please tell me this is a gimmick account.

[/ QUOTE ] Theres nothing freaky about a guy who previously had a tv show being into woman of multiple age groups.

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Is that Annie Duke in pic 3?

[/ QUOTE ]
sorry but ive never had the pleasure of meeting annie duke, but I can see the resemblance.