are these typical strippers? (SFW)

[whiskeytown]

looking at some Smoking Gun mugshots -

the first 7 or 8 are pretty damned cute (except for one or two) but we start getting nasty near the end

#12 has an eye gouged out - don't think a lap dance is gonna do it for me no matter how naked she it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip1.html

RB

[asofel]

dude...... this (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html) is going to give me nightmares...

[Macdaddy Warsaw]

Sent from the future...

[TheMainEvent]

exposure of a sexual organ? You've got to be kidding me...

You've got to love the attitude on 7 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip7.html)

[TheMainEvent]

Come with me, if you want to live.

[whiskeytown]

they deliberately went out of the way sort them in such a way that the first 4 the cutest - by far...

then we get mutant girls later on....yeesh

Actually, it looks like #12 took a bad punch to the eye and it hasn't turned black yet but the pupil turned red - no WAY they let a stripper hired that has that as a permanent condition.

Her boyfriend probably punched before she left the trailer for work.

RB

[JoePro]

#4 seems to be having a good time as well.

[whiskeytown]

that's the freaky one -

being in handcuffs got her all excited.. /images/graemlins/grin.gif

RB

[Indiana]

typical for indiana.

[PorscheNGuns]

Wow, check out the Herp on #6...wouldnt want my dick sucked by her.

-Matt

[RiverFenix]

Go #4, giving a hummer for $30 bucks to a cop.

[DasLeben]

I can't believe some of these charges though. A lot of them are "rubbing buttocks on sexual organs, which is construed as masturbation." I thought that was kinda the point of the damn lapdance. Every lapdance I've had the stripper has had a little "grind" going. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[CCass]

I kinda like #3, and I couldn't read what the charge was.

[Eurotrash]

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LOL i can't stop laughing at this for some reason, very nice.

[lucas9000]

i wonder if the guns come out at the sheriff's office when they're fighting over who gets assigned to operation lap dance.

[IronDragon1]

#12 looks like a fat ugly hobag version of the original Terminator

[PhatTBoll]

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#12 has an eye gouged out - don't think a lap dance is gonna do it for me no matter how naked she it.

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Maybe she wears an eyepatch to work.

"Yarrrrr...would ya fancy goin' to the champagne room, m'luv?"

[asofel]

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#12 looks like a fat ugly hobag version of the original Terminator

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welcome to the thread /images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Eegs]

12 looks like the terminator

[IronDragon1]

What the....

[KDawgCometh]

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Wow, check out the Herp on #6...wouldnt want my dick sucked by her.

-Matt

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exactly what I was thinking

[-Skeme-]

wtf @ 12. But, yeah, these bitches are hideous.

[EliteNinja]

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OMFG POTD.

[Russ McGinley]

What up cold sore! (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip6.html)

[Nick-Zack]

#1 - very slutty
#2 - not bad
#3 - hot
#4 - perky
#6 - typical trailer park
#7 - not terrible
#8 - ummm no
#9 - yuck
#10 - please cover that belly
#11 - looks like a typical Mom
#12 - wtf is up with eye
#13 - too old to be stripping
#14 - Moo

[Los Feliz Slim]

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"Yarrrrr...would ya fancy goin' to the champagne room, m'luv?"

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Prepare to be boarded!

[krazyace5]

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I can't believe some of these charges though. A lot of them are "rubbing buttocks on sexual organs, which is construed as masturbation." I thought that was kinda the point of the damn lapdance. Every lapdance I've had the stripper has had a little "grind" going. /images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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Fla has some terrible rules/laws for strip clubs, girls can't get to close to customer and they have to wear band aids on their nipples. At least in Daytona it was like this.

[sexdrugsmoney]

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#1 - very slutty
#2 - not bad
#3 - hot
#4 - perky
#6 - typical trailer park
#7 - not terrible
#8 - ummm no
#9 - yuck
#10 - please cover that belly
#11 - looks like a typical Mom
#12 - wtf is up with eye
#13 - too old to be stripping
#14 - Moo

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#1 is my favorite ... what does that say about me?

[Willluck]

On my 18th birthday, I had a stripper do a lap dance for me and it was very similar to what some of the police reports described /images/graemlins/cool.gif.

[rusellmj]

#13 looks like she was pulled out of a coffin.

[youtalkfunny]

Can someone read the charge on #12? I don't think she was naked. Looks like "Sol. of Alcoh." WTF?

If some of these girls look a little rough, well, now you know why it's so dark in those clubs.

[TheBlueMonster]

I love the one with the giant cold sore